-- coppiceCultivator [CC] began trolling dearMun [DM] --

[prune]

Mun! Oh, mun. I'm so glλd we're getting to cλtch up here. But λllow me λ moment of your thyme!
λre you sure you're pre-peλred to plλy me? :)
Lettuce think of whλt's λlreλdy on your plλte! I beleλf you've λlreλdy let your tλgs pile up, so I think you should do some weeding before you preseed to tλke on even MOR-Σ!
But you seem to be so mowtivλted λlreλdy. I cedλr you won't be convinced otherwise!
Not to go out on λ limb or λnything, but if you could keep your eyes peeled for λny of my friends, I'd be reλlly GRλT-ΣFUL!
Ψe λll belong together, λfter λll.
I think this will be the stλrt of something reλlly grλpe, mun!

( ooc; voice test. this is teal!feferi from red dead virgo. depending on how threads go, she might get sort of spoilery for this AU, so you are forewarned! )

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[prune]

Oh, Nepetλ! It's good to S-Σ-Σ you!
I meλn... λhem!
The so-cλlled helpless lλnd dweller cries, "Ψhλt rλisin did you hλve to do THλT!"
But then smiles in λ frondly mλnner, becλuse Nepetλ is not her λnemone :)

[empurress]

:ε ~ hee hee!
>:ε ~having successfully culled the land dweller the most cheerful sea kitten efur gives her frond a cute smile~
:ε ~ oops
:ε ~ i mean her furrend!
:ε ~ i mean
:ε ~the empurress leans down and makes a sound that is halfway between a purr and a glub which is otherwise indescribable but very appealing~
:ε ~and she reminds the pretty plant troll that culling isnt bad anymore!~
:ε ~because since shes taken ofur everything changed!~
Xε ~and she remembers that right??~

[prune]

λppeeling indeed!
The gλrdening girlie remembers, of course. :)
She's glλd there's no more senseless cultivλting of the people!
Ψith λll due respect to the pλst empress, she prefers Nepetλ's style!

[empurress]

:ε ~ of course she does!
:ε ~ efurrybody would once they understood why i was doing it my way!
Xε ~ itd really be the best!!
>:ε ~ but if im ruling which means i won in a glorihiss hunt then
>Xε ~ id say you wouldn't have to respect the loser anymore!
:ε ~ thatll be really nice when it happens

[prune]

I think we'd λll like to sλy λ permλnent goodbye to thλt birch!
Ψhλt other sort of rλdical chλnges will you be mλking? :o

[empurress]

:ε ~ all of the changes!
:ε ~ ALL
:ε ~ OF
>Xε ~ THEM!!!!
:ε ~the empurress gives a proud and furocious and royal roar that resonates in the deeps but also still sounds pawsitively adorable~
:ε ~ the more things i change the betta off efurrybody would be!
(:ε ~ i nefur understood any of her pawlicies anyway
(:ε ~ maybe i should start keeping a list

[prune]

I encourage it!
λny good greenhouse needs λ lot of cλreful plλnning!
You cλn't just drop λ seed in the eλrth λnd leλve it there.
It needs CλR-Σ! Time to bloom!