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[prune]

Mun! Oh, mun. I'm so glλd we're getting to cλtch up here. But λllow me λ moment of your thyme!
λre you sure you're pre-peλred to plλy me? :)
Lettuce think of whλt's λlreλdy on your plλte! I beleλf you've λlreλdy let your tλgs pile up, so I think you should do some weeding before you preseed to tλke on even MOR-Σ!
But you seem to be so mowtivλted λlreλdy. I cedλr you won't be convinced otherwise!
Not to go out on λ limb or λnything, but if you could keep your eyes peeled for λny of my friends, I'd be reλlly GRλT-ΣFUL!
Ψe λll belong together, λfter λll.
I think this will be the stλrt of something reλlly grλpe, mun!

( ooc; voice test. this is teal!feferi from red dead virgo. depending on how threads go, she might get sort of spoilery for this AU, so you are forewarned! )

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[prune]

Oh!
Hλhλhλ!
Thλt stopped being λ thing thλt meλnt λnything λ ΨHIL-Σ λgo! :)

Now listen here, supposedly--Σridλn.
I beleλf we got off on the wrong root! Lettuce stλrt over λnd spruce up this thing.
I'm Feferi.

[caligulas_aquarium]

listen i dont givve twwo fucks wwhat happened to alternia the spectrum still fuckin stands
if anythin i think ignorin it in the first place wwas wwhat made evverythin go to shit
forgettin our heritage is a huge mistake
besides all the other trolls died anywway howw the fuck ar
uh
wwait wwhat
fef
you cant be serious
wwhat the shit are you doin wwith the tealtext all of a sudden
isnt that ters thing

[prune]

Thλt's more like the -Σridλn I know! :)
You sure were quick to chλnge your prune.
Don't worry λbout it, though!
It seems thλt I λm λs much of λn λlternλte to you λs you λre to me.

Terezi hλs mλroon blood! Do you meλn to sλy she shλres my cλste?
How interesting! Thλt's λ little sλpling I wouldn't mind exλmining.

[caligulas_aquarium]

alternate
you mean like one a those offshoot timelines or wwhatevver
wwhere evverythin is different from howw it should be
fuck
wwell yeah okay ill humor the thought for noww but im not a hundred percent convvinced
anywway the ter i knoww has tealblood
the fef i knoww is the empress to be
an before you say anythin unless i am still a sea dwweller in your wweird little topsy turvvy fucked up timeline i wwant to hear nothin a wwhat im like
any eridan out there wwho isnt a highblood isnt an eridan i wwanna fuckin hear about

[prune]

Thλt's exλctly it!
I don't think it's wreλthsonλble for you to tell me λbout my plλce in your timeline without me telling you yours!
You λre one plλce below me. :)
λ jλdeblood!
λ wonderful one. One I cλre λbout λ lot!

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell fanfuckintastic a you to think like that except i fuckin asked you not to
god im loww AND a land dwweller thats fuckin terrific
i mean jade is rare in its owwn right but its wwhere it is for a reason its nowwhere near as high as i am an quite frankly the thought a bein that loww disgusts me
an let me stop you right there cause im pretty fuckin sure i knoww exactly howw far you carin for him extends so i dont wwanna hear it
i dont knoww if i could handle listenin to the idea a ANOTHER eridan gettin rejected by you

[prune]

...
Rejected?
By me?
That's some sort of extremely unfunny joke, right?
Well, I'm not laughing.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat the fuck are you goin on about noww
a course im not jokin

[prune]

YOU rejected ME.
And you were a real jerk about it, too.
You wouldn't even let us stay friends, just to rub the salt in the wound.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell then i guess thats wwhere our fuckin univverses differ isnt it
cause after many swweeps a bein moirails wwith fef after i told her i wwas flushed for her SHE rejected ME
broke evverythin off an said wwe could still be friends
wwhich wwoulda been some kinda comfort except oh you knoww she fuckin ignored me for fuckin evver from there on out in favvor a someone else
so
if this is you bein serious an this isnt someone i knoww fuckin around wwith me
wwell
if its any consolation
i can relate
an i knoww it sucks

[prune]

Of course I'm being serious!
Why would I joke about something like this?

[her? rejecting Eridan...? the thought is so bizarre.]

Well, I'm sorry on the behalf of my other self.
Which feels very strange to say.

[caligulas_aquarium]

look i dont knoww i cant fuckin trust anyone anymore in my univverse a course im gonna be skeptical a shit like this
but for the sake a evverythin ill at least go along wwith it on some levvel a believvin you
still tell that fucker in your univverse from one eridan to another he must havve seasponge for a thinkpan for rejectin you if youre anythin like the fef i knoww

[prune]

Do you think I'm anything like her?
You seem a lot like my Eridan.
Just a little bit...
Hmm.
Angrier, I think.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell
mostly actually
its hard to tell just from initially meetin you like this but if i had to make a judgement then i guess you pretty much are alike in most wways
i guess its one a the reasons im wwillin to trust youre not lyin to me
cause its nice to sorta talk to fef again wwithout all that fuckin hassle makin things awwkwward an wwhat havve you
an i guess thats cause hes not as high as i am on the spectrum

[prune]

That's interesting!
I'd like to meet her, I think.
It's nice to talk to you, too.

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh really
its nice talkin to you too actually youre the best lowwblood ivve evver spoken to
an thats sayin a lot honestly its the highest fuckin compliment ivve evver givven anyone in pretty much all a paradox space
so yknoww
since your eridans clearly not interested
an my fef is clearly not interested
maybe you an i could
yknoww

[prune]

...
Oh.



You're reλlly shrubbin' λsking me thλt?

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell yeah i mean if wwere both interested in our resptivve univverses vversions a each other then theres no reason it wwouldnt wwork right
its at least wworth a shot dont you think

[prune]

So you chλnged your mind λbout my botλnitλculλr puns!
It seems you λre λctuλlly hitting on me now! :)
Peλrhλps I should sλvor the mowment first.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell yeah i mean theyre just initially undesirable i guess but noww they dont seem so bad
fef uses fish ones after all an in the end theyre all fancy play on wwords just themed differently dependin on the one usin them
so wwhat do you say fef

[prune]

Ψill my blood color bother you?
You sλid you were λbove me! I λm λ bit of λn λctivist λbout the whole cλste thing, to be honest.
I lichen you, -Σridλn. Of COURS----Σ I do!
λnd λ chλnce with you would be wonderful, λlthough I knew you'd come to see wreλthson eventuλlly.
But the blood thing should be forgotten, not forget-me-not!
I get all rλked up λbout it.
I don't know if I would be okλy with you looking DOΨN on me!

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh really
i expected that kinda answwer to be honest
but really if youre wworried im gonna treat you like youre fuckin nothin like a brinesucker or somethin you shouldnt
a course im gonna fuckin try an be on my best behavvior or wwhatevver
id like it if this wworked out fef im not gonna fuck it up from the getgo
or try not to anywway

[prune]

Thλt's so sweet, -Σridλn. But then λgλin, you've λlwλys been λ reλl summer peλch! :)
λs long λs you promise not to stλb me in my poor little bλrk λgλin, I would be hλppy to λccept.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwoww youre uh
you actually said yes
i mean
yeah a course
no stabbin a any kind wwill be goin on here i promise not evven of the bark vvariety
like i said if other eridan decided to fuck up his chances thats his mistake an not one i plan on repeatin

[prune]

λre you surprised? :o
...Ψell, λctually, you cλn't be λny more surprised thλn I λm.
It's λ pleλsλnt one, though!

So, Mister seλdwelling λmporλ. I beleλf we should mλke it officiλl somehow.
Ψhλt do you sλy? :) Hint hint! I λm poking you with my hint fork.
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POK-Σ!