-- coppiceCultivator [CC] began trolling dearMun [DM] --

[prune]

Mun! Oh, mun. I'm so glλd we're getting to cλtch up here. But λllow me λ moment of your thyme!
λre you sure you're pre-peλred to plλy me? :)
Lettuce think of whλt's λlreλdy on your plλte! I beleλf you've λlreλdy let your tλgs pile up, so I think you should do some weeding before you preseed to tλke on even MOR-Σ!
But you seem to be so mowtivλted λlreλdy. I cedλr you won't be convinced otherwise!
Not to go out on λ limb or λnything, but if you could keep your eyes peeled for λny of my friends, I'd be reλlly GRλT-ΣFUL!
Ψe λll belong together, λfter λll.
I think this will be the stλrt of something reλlly grλpe, mun!

( ooc; voice test. this is teal!feferi from red dead virgo. depending on how threads go, she might get sort of spoilery for this AU, so you are forewarned! )

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[prune]

...λre you okλy?

Ψell, I'll be right here when you're R-ΣλDY!

[equinerotica]

D --> I think we are misunderstanding one another
D --> My mun informs me that you are from a different, but similar version of the same universe
D --> Like an offshoot timeline
D --> E%cept
D --> Our respective places on the hemospectrum have been %ed

D --> I
D --> Cannot even imagine

[prune]

Thλt's λ bundle of hollyhock right there!
...But STRλNG-ΣR things hλve hλppened, I suppose. I won't just rest on my lλurels λbout it, either!
Tell me λbout this universe of yours. :)

[equinerotica]

D --> Well, you
D --> That is, you are Feferi, correct
D --> I know you as the empress to be
D --> And I am not imitating anyone
D --> This is my font

[prune]

M-Σ, the ---ΣMPR---ΣSS?
There's λ good lλugh if I ever hλd one! :) I hλve no rλisin to wλnt to be royλlty. λfter λll, I'd wλnt to be my own royλl gλrdener!
So you're λ blueblood in your universe. Thλt's pine of interesting!

[equinerotica]

D --> Hm, yes, your ideas for reform were always
D --> Too radical
D --> For my tastes
D --> Um
D --> Heavens, I suppose I am allowed to e%press dissent to this version of you

[prune]

Rλdicλl, huh?
λnd of COURS-Σ you λre!
You're λbove me now, λppλrently :) You're λ few brλnches higher!