-- coppiceCultivator [CC] began trolling dearMun [DM] --

[prune]

Mun! Oh, mun. I'm so glλd we're getting to cλtch up here. But λllow me λ moment of your thyme!
λre you sure you're pre-peλred to plλy me? :)
Lettuce think of whλt's λlreλdy on your plλte! I beleλf you've λlreλdy let your tλgs pile up, so I think you should do some weeding before you preseed to tλke on even MOR-Σ!
But you seem to be so mowtivλted λlreλdy. I cedλr you won't be convinced otherwise!
Not to go out on λ limb or λnything, but if you could keep your eyes peeled for λny of my friends, I'd be reλlly GRλT-ΣFUL!
Ψe λll belong together, λfter λll.
I think this will be the stλrt of something reλlly grλpe, mun!

( ooc; voice test. this is teal!feferi from red dead virgo. depending on how threads go, she might get sort of spoilery for this AU, so you are forewarned! )

Comments

[prune]

I'm trying to weed out the possibilities, but I'm drλwing λ reλl blλnk!
But with those fishy puns (nice puns, by the wλy!), could you be λ seλdweller?
Ψhy on dirt would λ seλdweller wλnt to write in grλy, though? Their colors λre so rich, like λ whole GλRD-ΣN of P-ΣTUNIλS!
λm I on the ΨRONG TRλCK?

[faker]

(V)!_!(V) < oh no! im a6solutely clawsitively not a sweadweller! thats such a silly thing to even suggest!
(V)!_!(V) < i type in gray 6eclaws i think that the whole hemospectrum thing is dum6 and i dont want it to get in the way of talking with people, thats all
(V)!_!(V) < um
(V)!_!(V) < thank you for the compliment, though
(V)!_!(V) < i think your puns are really nice too! ive never seen someone do that with plants 6efore

[prune]

Looks like I wλs off-center! I dropped thλt hot potλto. :(
But I do λppreciλte someone who lichens λ good pun! I don't meλn to brλg, but I'm pretty horticultured.
I λrbor λ little inkling λs to your identity now, though.
Nepetλ, is thλt yew?

[faker]

(V)!_!(V) < haha you got me! yes im nepeta
(V)!_!(V) < looks like my interest in cute puns gave me away, huh?
(V)!_!(V) < may6e next time i should 6e a little more dedicated a6out 6eing extra sneaky with my identity ;)

[prune]

Thλt's whλt gλve you λwλy, sorry to sλy! It was a vine of truth.
But it's okλy. :)
I like Nepetλ in my universe! λnd λ person is λ person is λ person.
It's funny, though!
She's the heiress where I come from.

[faker]

(V)!_!(V) < youre clawsitively right a6out that! people dont really change even if their universe does
(V)!_!(V) < its kind of funny like that
(V)!_!(V) < 6ut whoa, really? the proper heiress and everything? :O
(V)!_!(V) < thats really impressive

[prune]

Proper?
Is there λnother kind of heiress? λ different vλriety of sprout?

[faker]

(V)!_!(V) < well no i guess not
(V)!_!(V) < itd 6e practically imclawsi6le for there to 6e any other kind since i dou6t the heir would 6e very pleased a6out someone else muscling in!
(V)!_!(V) < or i guess you could say they dont like much variety in their gardens haha :)
(V)!_!(V) < either way im just really amazed she could handle so much responsi6ility, since i know i couldnt

[prune]

I think you would be perfectly cλpλble!
λfter λll, the you I know is. :)

[faker]

(V)!_!(V) < thank you 6ut youve got to remem6er that shes 6een hatched for that
(V)!_!(V) < im not meant for that kind of thing at all, which is a6solutely fine with me!
(V)!_!(V) < im 6usy enough keeping my heir in line as it is haha

[prune]

Speλking of which, I hλven't even λsked yet!
Ψhλt λre you hiding behind thλt grλy color?
Could it be bright rose-red blood like Kλnλyλ's? :o
Sorry for the bold question! I cλn never shut my flytrλp sometimes. :)

[faker]

(V)!_!(V) < rose red? you mean like mutant 6lood?
(V)!_!(V) < haha no way! its nothing as interesting as that
(V)!_!(V) < im not even really hiding it! i just like people talking to me 6eclaws they like me, not 6eclaws they feel o6ligated 6eclaws of 6lood or something silly like that

[prune]

Yes! λ mutλnt.
I must sλy I'm curious, but no good gλrdener opens λ bud to check its color before it's bloomed.
I'll let it go!
You know, I think whλt you've sλid is kind of wonderful, reλlly.
I'm something of λn λctivist.
My fronds sλy I shouldn't tell just λnyone, but I think it would be okλy to tell you!

[faker]

(V)!_!(V) < thanks! i appreciate that a clawful lot
(V)!_!(V) < an activist? really? thats great to hear! more people really need to realize nothings going to change if they dont do something a6out it
(V)!_!(V) < im not really into politics 6ut i feel pretty strongly a6out this kind of stuff
(V)!_!(V) < and if your friends want it a sort of secret i promise not to tell any6ody, haha ;)

[prune]

---Σxλctly! :)
I think λ lot of trolls feel the sλme wλy, but they λre too SCλR-ΣD to λdmit it!
λnd who cλn blλme them?

[faker]

(V)!_!(V) < no6ody whos really considering the situation, thats who!
(V)!_!(V) < it takes a lot of guts to stand up to something as imclawsi6ly 6ig as the whole alternian empire
(V)!_!(V) < especially when youre not really sure if any6odys going to stand with you
(V)!_!(V) < its kind of sad really