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[prune]

Mun! Oh, mun. I'm so glλd we're getting to cλtch up here. But λllow me λ moment of your thyme!
λre you sure you're pre-peλred to plλy me? :)
Lettuce think of whλt's λlreλdy on your plλte! I beleλf you've λlreλdy let your tλgs pile up, so I think you should do some weeding before you preseed to tλke on even MOR-Σ!
But you seem to be so mowtivλted λlreλdy. I cedλr you won't be convinced otherwise!
Not to go out on λ limb or λnything, but if you could keep your eyes peeled for λny of my friends, I'd be reλlly GRλT-ΣFUL!
Ψe λll belong together, λfter λll.
I think this will be the stλrt of something reλlly grλpe, mun!

( ooc; voice test. this is teal!feferi from red dead virgo. depending on how threads go, she might get sort of spoilery for this AU, so you are forewarned! )

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[prune]

Do you think I'm anything like her?
You seem a lot like my Eridan.
Just a little bit...
Hmm.
Angrier, I think.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell
mostly actually
its hard to tell just from initially meetin you like this but if i had to make a judgement then i guess you pretty much are alike in most wways
i guess its one a the reasons im wwillin to trust youre not lyin to me
cause its nice to sorta talk to fef again wwithout all that fuckin hassle makin things awwkwward an wwhat havve you
an i guess thats cause hes not as high as i am on the spectrum

[prune]

That's interesting!
I'd like to meet her, I think.
It's nice to talk to you, too.

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh really
its nice talkin to you too actually youre the best lowwblood ivve evver spoken to
an thats sayin a lot honestly its the highest fuckin compliment ivve evver givven anyone in pretty much all a paradox space
so yknoww
since your eridans clearly not interested
an my fef is clearly not interested
maybe you an i could
yknoww

[prune]

...
Oh.



You're reλlly shrubbin' λsking me thλt?

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell yeah i mean if wwere both interested in our resptivve univverses vversions a each other then theres no reason it wwouldnt wwork right
its at least wworth a shot dont you think

[prune]

So you chλnged your mind λbout my botλnitλculλr puns!
It seems you λre λctuλlly hitting on me now! :)
Peλrhλps I should sλvor the mowment first.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell yeah i mean theyre just initially undesirable i guess but noww they dont seem so bad
fef uses fish ones after all an in the end theyre all fancy play on wwords just themed differently dependin on the one usin them
so wwhat do you say fef

[prune]

Ψill my blood color bother you?
You sλid you were λbove me! I λm λ bit of λn λctivist λbout the whole cλste thing, to be honest.
I lichen you, -Σridλn. Of COURS----Σ I do!
λnd λ chλnce with you would be wonderful, λlthough I knew you'd come to see wreλthson eventuλlly.
But the blood thing should be forgotten, not forget-me-not!
I get all rλked up λbout it.
I don't know if I would be okλy with you looking DOΨN on me!

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh really
i expected that kinda answwer to be honest
but really if youre wworried im gonna treat you like youre fuckin nothin like a brinesucker or somethin you shouldnt
a course im gonna fuckin try an be on my best behavvior or wwhatevver
id like it if this wworked out fef im not gonna fuck it up from the getgo
or try not to anywway

[prune]

Thλt's so sweet, -Σridλn. But then λgλin, you've λlwλys been λ reλl summer peλch! :)
λs long λs you promise not to stλb me in my poor little bλrk λgλin, I would be hλppy to λccept.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwoww youre uh
you actually said yes
i mean
yeah a course
no stabbin a any kind wwill be goin on here i promise not evven of the bark vvariety
like i said if other eridan decided to fuck up his chances thats his mistake an not one i plan on repeatin

[prune]

λre you surprised? :o
...Ψell, λctually, you cλn't be λny more surprised thλn I λm.
It's λ pleλsλnt one, though!

So, Mister seλdwelling λmporλ. I beleλf we should mλke it officiλl somehow.
Ψhλt do you sλy? :) Hint hint! I λm poking you with my hint fork.
-------Σ
POK-Σ!

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell yeah kinda
im a little unlucky in the wwhole quadrant front but enough a that its a nice surprise on my part too
an wwhat exactly did you havve in mind

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[prune]

I meλn you should put those tulips to a use that isn't TλLKING!

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[caligulas_aquarium]

uh right

[TROLL SLOPPY MAKEOU- no Eridan Ampora is more than likely terrible at this.

But he'll lean closer to Feferi and try at least.]

[prune]

[she turns her face at the last moment so he winds up kissing her cheek, and giggles.]

You must be quicker thλn thλt, -Σridλn!

[caligulas_aquarium]

wha
fef

[For a second he's a little taken aback by that...

Then for one of the very few times in his cycle he'll laugh.]

ha sure fef
you wwanna see how fast i can be wwhen i actually try
hope youre ready for it

[He'll sidestep and go for it again, quickening his attempt this time.]

[prune]

[Feferi doesn't move away this time. she smiles and accepts the kiss with a great degree of eagerness- but it's not without being a bit bittersweet. this has been something she has always wanted- but it's sad, in a way, sad because neither of them are really the right versions for one another.

she pulls away with a smile.]

...
Thλt wλs so nice.

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah it wwas wwasnt it

[He'll take one of feferis hands with both of his, putting on a small smile as he does.]

an
i just wwanna thank you for givvin me this chance too
i dont feel like i deservve it but im not gonna complain or try an provve i dont
im just gonna make the most of it

[/brb muns heart is breaking]

[prune]

[/SAME. ow my heart owwwwwww]

I think you deserve it. λs long λs you λren't going to throw it λwλy.

[she doesn't think this one will. she certainly hopes not. she smiles back, grasping his hands lightly.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

no a course not fef
i didnt havve a lot of opportunities for anythin in my timeline to be honest
its the kind a thing that really
well
makes you appreciate chances like this
theyre once in a cycle