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[prune]

Mun! Oh, mun. I'm so glλd we're getting to cλtch up here. But λllow me λ moment of your thyme!
λre you sure you're pre-peλred to plλy me? :)
Lettuce think of whλt's λlreλdy on your plλte! I beleλf you've λlreλdy let your tλgs pile up, so I think you should do some weeding before you preseed to tλke on even MOR-Σ!
But you seem to be so mowtivλted λlreλdy. I cedλr you won't be convinced otherwise!
Not to go out on λ limb or λnything, but if you could keep your eyes peeled for λny of my friends, I'd be reλlly GRλT-ΣFUL!
Ψe λll belong together, λfter λll.
I think this will be the stλrt of something reλlly grλpe, mun!

( ooc; voice test. this is teal!feferi from red dead virgo. depending on how threads go, she might get sort of spoilery for this AU, so you are forewarned! )

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[prune]

Kλrkλt!
Oh, for ryeing out loud.









Karkat.
Let's not beat around the bush, okay?
What are you so worried about?
Would it really be so bad if I showed up?

[caliginous]

AND THIS IS THE PART WHERE WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT.
ITS PRETTY MUCH THE BEST PART OF THIS WHOLE CONVERS8ION.

I WASN'T KIDDING ABOUT THAT WHOLE IMPERIAL WALL OF MISERY.
THE TOWER'S A GODDAMN TORTURE CHAMBER.

[prune]

No, I think we're going to talk about it.
You love to talk. You never shut up.
So I'm offering you a little releaf. An opportunity for you to seize. To run your mouth! That's your favorite, isn't it? :)
Let's talk.
Tell me more about this place.

[caliginous]

THIS IS ME, WATCHING THAT OPPORTUNITY SAIL AWAY LIKE A GRACEFUL FEATHERBEAST OR SOME OTHER STUPID ANALOGY THAT I DON'T FEEL LIKE UNEARTHING.

THEY CLAIMED THAT THEY RESCUED US FROM THE VEIL BEFORE SOMETHING DESTROYED IT.
NOBODY'S BUYING IT, BECAUSE LET'S BE HONEST, ITS A STUPID FUCKING THEORY.
OUR CAPTORS ARE PRETTY INVISIBLE.
BUT THEY LIKE TO FUCK WITH EVERYONE ON A REGULAR BASIS.

[prune]

They.

Took you.






From the Veil.
Before something destroyed it.

[caliginous]

I DIDN'T STUTTER.
ALSO: WORD OF ADVICE.
DON'T F8CKING DO TH8T!!!!!!!!

[prune]

Don't do what, Karkat?




They took you.
Took you when we were all going to be safe.
I made sure of it.
I'm sure that I made sure of it.
That was the deal.

And they say they rescued you?

[caliginous]

[Oh god, this is terrifying, he really really doesn't like this.]

........
YEAH.
THERE'S NO DEAL, PEIXES.

1/2

[prune]

I'll fix it.

[prune]

Don't you worry your poor H-ΣλD.
I'll solve our problems λgλin.
Count on me! :)
-Σverything is going to be okλy.
I'll mλke things the wλy they SHOULD be.

[caliginous]

WE'RE NOT SHOPPING FOR ANY PSYCHOPATHIC KILLING SPREES TODAY.
THANKS ANYWAY.

[prune]

...
Thλt's not λ very nice wλy to phrλse it.
I hλve never λnd would never go on a 'psychopλthic killing spree'!

i am weeping in joy for this entire post

[caliginous]

OH NOOOOOOOO.
SURE DO SEE THE ERRORS OF MY WAYS!!!!!!!!
I'LL BE SURE TO REEVALU8 MY WORDING WHEN THE FORK HAS ME PINNED AGAINST THE GOD DAMN WALL.
NO FUCKING THANK YOU.

screams i do not belong with you beautiful people

[prune]

It isn't my fλult thλt some of you chose to make it so HλRD on the both of us.
I wλnted it to be SIMPL-Σ!
Merciful.