Hello? Listeners? Kevin here, from Desert Bluffs. I have just made the most amazing discovery.
In the infinite void of possibilities and variables, through the murky darkness of creation and cloud of subconscious desires, I have been blessed with a new friend! And although I don't seem to have any recording equipment with me, or quite a lot of blood or viscera for that matter, I'm still drawn by my reporter integrity to give him an interview~
Would you like to say something friend?
[
....Uh, no. No thank you, Kevin.]
Really? Okey dokey then. Still, it's very nifty that all this is happening. So many new listeners that'll hear my humble voice talking about the news. Maybe I'll even get to talk to some of those nice chums from Night Vale.
Well, that's enough of my ramblings for right now. So, without further Adieu, I give you
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