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dear_mun2013-11-16 06:30 pm
tentadicked) wrote in dear_mun2013-11-16 06:30 pm
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what are morals
Listen-- No, no, actually listen. Ears. Listening ears-- Got it? Thanks.
Now, you're going to stop wallowing in self pity for one. It's gross, and seeing as I'm stuck in the grey porridge you call a brain, I'm covered in the muck. Get it off me, you'll ruin me.
Second! If you don't bring one of the androids with me, then you better provide a toy for me to pull apart. I'm bored as hell and it's ridiculous to expect someone with as brilliant a mind as mine to not be productive whilst in limbo. Come on, I'll take anything. You know I will; even if you bring along Swordlegs McCreeperson. I love him, he's a laugh a--
[shut up, Bb oh my gooood do you ever stop talking]
Wow, rude. You bring me here, put all this effort into writing a meagre offering to myself (seriously kid, one afternoon and you only churn out a few hundred words?) and then you start sobbing about how you can't roleplay or whatever? No, I'm not taking a bar of it. You pay me good for the time you've stolen from me, or I'm going to have to make some of the other stooges up here into cyborgs too. That kid with the bracelets looks like he'd take well to having explosive mucus.
Also, the username isn't funny; it implies that I only have one tentacle, and that's a complete lie.
Now, you're going to stop wallowing in self pity for one. It's gross, and seeing as I'm stuck in the grey porridge you call a brain, I'm covered in the muck. Get it off me, you'll ruin me.
Second! If you don't bring one of the androids with me, then you better provide a toy for me to pull apart. I'm bored as hell and it's ridiculous to expect someone with as brilliant a mind as mine to not be productive whilst in limbo. Come on, I'll take anything. You know I will; even if you bring along Swordlegs McCreeperson. I love him, he's a laugh a--
[shut up, Bb oh my gooood do you ever stop talking]
Wow, rude. You bring me here, put all this effort into writing a meagre offering to myself (seriously kid, one afternoon and you only churn out a few hundred words?) and then you start sobbing about how you can't roleplay or whatever? No, I'm not taking a bar of it. You pay me good for the time you've stolen from me, or I'm going to have to make some of the other stooges up here into cyborgs too. That kid with the bracelets looks like he'd take well to having explosive mucus.
Also, the username isn't funny; it implies that I only have one tentacle, and that's a complete lie.