dear_mun | Oct. 31st, 2013

Oct. 31st, 2013

Shit, ain't none of it gonna matter anyway. It don't matter if I'm there or in some messed up head of yours, if that's the kind of thing you're lookin' for.

And it ain't like I don't have stuff to do. [Like getting medicine for a prison full of sick people?]

nomorebedtimestories

Um, thanks for thinking about me again, I guess... but it's alright, I don't really mind not doing very much. Especially if you can't pay for all the pictures.

... I do kind of miss Norman though. It'd be nice to talk to him every once in a while...
I hope he's doing okay.

will_be_god

Frivolous, wasteful things...the world is being ruined by ignorance and you disregard my will? I established that I would have no part of this or any holiday, ruinous distractions that they are, and yet you have cast that aside in favor of what you will find "fun". There is no room in an ideal world for such needless activities, and in this damned one I will not mire in them.

Additionally, your action of placing that lackwit art collector through this "fourth wall" is an abomination. Those such as him, who care nothing for any that cannot catch their eye, for shallow aesthetics, they are one element that will be cast from paradise.

protectivesoul

Oh, um... Mun-chan! I'm really honored that you decided to give me a chance!

I know you were unsure for awhile, but I'm happy that you have supportive friends! I mean, it's nice that their support is leading to me being here but I'm also happy for you!

I hope you keep wanting to be together. There's good company up here.

constellationed

.. This is exhausting. Can I go home? I have a job to do for 'En, and we both know that Kouha can't stay out of trouble.

My pigeons will miss me.

injusticewetrust

Three days only and you're posting again? I like that enthusiasm of yours, mun! It would only be befitting that a mun of your caliber would play me!

What's this? There are places that need a champion of justice? What are we waiting for, mun? I must go to perform my duty at once!

...you can't be everywhere at once? Well, yes, physics does dictate that there can only be one of you in one place at a time... ...but that doesn't apply here, now does it?! ...You say certain places need justice more and you're trying to determine which places you should focus on? Well why didn't you say so? Let me help you in your search!

First, we shall create a list of places that need justice. Then we will determine which places need the most justice. And lastly, you will send me to deliver the justice! This plan is foolproof, ha ha ha! Now let's go!

In justice we trust!

[ooc: Maybe spoilers in comments? But try to keep it to a minimum for the benefit of other players.]

snowfake

Great. Of all the places I could get stuck, it just had to be inside your dull mind. Why don't you let me have a bit of alone time with the dunces who put you up to this?

[ ... ] What do you mean I can't talk to them? In what universe is it fair that they get to talk about my greatness and I can't return the favor?

goldfoolry

Lady, I ain't no voice in nobody's head! And you ain't a voice in my head either! [ Just work with me here, B.A., gosh. It's a turn of phrase. ]

Hey, you listen. I don't care what kinda fun you have out in this mess, but I have things to do, and more than enough crazy fools to handle already just with Murdock around. Got no time for this playin' pretend kinda nonsense. If you don't know what you're doin' with me, then leave me out of it. Before you make me look bad!

seariadn

So... you're going to do something with me at last huh? I've only been bugging you for the last several months...

....

and find me some icons already... Nobody is going to want to play with me when all I have is one lousy icon that's not really even me...

I'm hard to draw? [Seariadn crosses his arms and frowns]

Then get someone to draw me... I want to play.

Hell... I can't say that I would mind trying one of those game things... better than being cooped up here...

authorisation

It's a good thing I'm not in the cleanup crew anymore.

[ yeah, you're off busy with your own team ]

prevaricate

Now, did I not tell you that you would be amused?

striker_five

I do appreciate that experiences can change perspective, but I'm certain I shouldn't ask what you mean by, "I ship it."

attheclocktower

Mun, stop.

I know you're excited. I'm excited too, and... I want to meet them as well. [Especially the other Turks she knows she hasn't gotten a chance to meet yet.] But if I will, I will, and if I won't, then there's not much we can do to change that.

I can't just go everywhere they might be, you know that! Even if it could happen and I would remember, you just don't have the time. And it's probably better they don't come to the Tower.

[A bit more frazzled now]

So please, stop. It's making me antsy!

littlechippedcup

[Still not happy her Mundane has put her on this course, Belle is unwilling to back down about her skepticism.]

I don't care if it counts for little that I refuse to do this. I make my own destiny. Not you, not anyone else. Honestly, wouldn't it be better if you reconsider?

[For her at least, it wouldn't affect her Mundane either way.]

You can't keep me apart from him.

[Rumple needed her to be there when he came back. What could she even do to stop this? She felt beyond helpless and a million times more defiant because of it.]

tinawantsbigboom

Hey, yo mun. Mun. Munnybuns.

Don't get me wrong, 'cause I appreciate what you're doin' and you know I'm down to party. But if we's gonna be bosom buddies don't you think you oughta like, I dunno. FINISH MAH GAME!!

'Cause to be Tina, you gotta know Tina, know what I'm sayin'? And to know Tina, you gotta roll with Tina. And to roll with Tina you gotta quit slacking off. So hurry up and get your shiz done so's we can blow this joint! I'M BORED, OKAY?!

cera_the_strong

Well it's about time! I thought maybe you would go scaredy egg on me forever!

And it's about time someone recognized how great three horns are. On one hand, I don't ever play with longnecks, big mouths, flyers, spiketails, or...whatever you are...but if you have good taste, then you can't be all that bad.

candleguard

If you plan on going out there at least be careful. I can't be everywhere at once, you know.

desceptre

Your attempt to recreate my likeness might have almost been flattering, if only you could put it to better use. Your ancestors took on the visages of Gods in order to channel their energies. You do it for the purposes of a costume contest, and to satisfy your twisted inclinations regarding my brother and I.

Oh yes, I saw you at that party last Saturday. I'm certain you found it very amusing. Be assured that I did not.

notthemama

...Mun is not a monster.

Mun is not the mama.

[but baby, if we dress up we get candy]

want candy!want candy! want candy! want candy! want candy! want candy! want candy! want candy!
want candy! want candy! want candy! want candy! want candy! want candy! want candy! want candy!

[If you wish everybody happy Halloween baby then you get candy.]

...GIMME CANDY! GIMMIE CANDY! GIMMIE CANDY!

[sigh]

scarlet_discord

Okay, okay, I get it. We're being attacked by horrible mutated humanoids on a nightly basis, and it reminded one of your other characters of a monster she's had to deal with before. And now you want to make suggestions for encounters with them and different powers based on that monster. But...what exactly are Fomori?

[There is an evil snicker from offscreen, and then someone hands Wanda a copy of a black-covered gamebook. She takes it and flips through it a little bit. Her eyes gradually get wider and wider.]

Balefire...Hollow Men...Worms...Stomach Pumper...Savage Genit--what precisely the Hell is WRONG with you?!?

...stop laughing.

very_scary_door

[Anyone wanna open the door?]

ominousbirdofyore

...Nevermore...

blueearth

( even this line could be considered one ok )

arctic_parasite

...

antimatters

No. Shut up. Go away. I don't like Halloween or even care about your human holidays. I just want to get back to cleaning my realm because my brothers keep messing it up--that's right, you heard me Palkia and Dialga, quit making a mess of my room. You two have your own place to wreck as much as you want.

[And then the giant antimatter god pokémon is going to curl up and begin to nudge around some of that pollution-dust because IT SHOULD NOT BE THERE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.]

underthehoodie

It's a step up from a crumbling city, Mun, but if you expect me to be grateful think again. You're chuckin' me in with a group of stiffs. One of 'em doesn't even look like she knows what smiling looks like.

Tch, I have my work cut out for me with this lot, don't I? At least I don't have to worry about clowns, fops and police drama here.

cheapens

I'm not sure what you were expecting, but I enjoyed that turn of events. Everyone won, yes?

nookie

This is all just so fucking stupid.

nosestuckinabook

You know, it's not a bad thing is it? Having me for a muse, I mean. We're quite similar and I think we'll make quite the pair!

[Shes trying to be happy, really, but the events of the season finale have her distraught thigh she's trying to stay strong.]

...I know they'll be alright. They'll come back. So don't be so glum, mun dearest. Mr. Gol--...Rumple won't let anything happen to them. He has a good heart, no matter what anyone else thinks.

They'll all come home, you just watch.

judgedoom

I will admit, Mundane, to being quite curious as to the reason that brought you to summon me here. Is it some sort of primitive need for entertainment that directed your actions? You should know hardly any of your games would suit me. Or is it an attempt to participate in the disguise ceremonial ritual held today to celebrate the departed ones? Neither?

Then maybe, maybe it is the lack of order and discipline I am observing around these parts. I shall concede, the chaos and insanity reigning here has me greatly troubled. Muses, running wild and lawless; mundanes left to obey their whims. There is something very wrong here mundane, I can sense it, I can feel it.

Would you have me dispense some justice? You should know how difficult it is to try and convict a muse and god knows how numerous are the culprits to be found here. However if it is what is necessary, I shall doubtlessly find a way to handle this situation appropriately.

feelsregret

You wish to imprison my mind and my spirit in this rotting, ugly body and place it on an island far from my quest, from my people.

A unicorn cannot be collared and bound to another's whims. I will not allow this.

quotetheraven

So you dig me up from my resting place once more just for this particular evening?

stopthataiden

Very funny. [By which she means - the username isn't funny at all.]

We both know this is pointless - you're just gonna jerk me around, and I'm not interested. [Plus, she can always let Aiden make a huge mess to prove her point.]

master_of_magnet

You come to me for a reaction? What good would that do you? From the looks of things - and your own speculation - Genosha is in ruins once again, and the timeline that Cable and Bishop are native to has come to pass.

[Have a heavy sigh.]

I grow weary of this sort of thing, mundane. Just... leave me be.

sweettransvestite

Well baby, this is new. But I can roll anyway you want.

Happy Halloween, babies!

Maybe you can all come to my lab for a small-

[there's a low chuckle at that before he finishes his sentence, with emphasis:]

Experiment. You all look pretty groovy.

mcgee

I'm at least five years too old to come from the novel, and around six years too young to come from that horrible, horrible TV movie the made, so I guess that makes me an AU?

Am I even using your terms right? Because it's ridiculous. Then again, considering nobody else from the book has ever been brought into any game at all (that we know), I suppose you could go and "assume" things without breaking the line between what really happened and what didn't.

It's still a pretty stupid idea though. Better quit while you can.

zom_goof

...Don't...eat too much...candy...

savethebullshit

Hey, that's actually a pretty nice costume. Kinda professional and...

Wait.

Are you dressed as me?

Jesus Christ. Just try not to do anything too embarrassing, alright? You don't need to make me look worse than you already do.

paperstreetsoap

You're finally going to do it, aren't you? You're finally going to drag me somewhere and let me do my little twirl on the catwalk.

Honestly? Not sure how I feel about it, but whatever. I'm not your bitch, of course, but I think we've both come to terms with that. I don't even care anymore. Just get me out of that head space of yours. I'll do the rest, princess.

... Wait, what does AU mean?

cherishyourlife

[ This begins playing along with a doll being wheeled out in front of you. ]

Hello, Dear Mun. I want to play a game.

For years, you have enjoyed being safe in your games, memes and museboxes. You have taken solace in playing your characters without care for their safety or concern of what they go through. It is time to change that behavior, starting now.

In front of you, you will find a keyboard, mouse and a computer attached. You will be monitored on your activity, and your failure to not uphold this will result in a small...shock for each time you decide to torture your characters.

Fail at this and all you will know is your own demise. It's your choice.

nephilimduke

If you're so bothered by the "paid account" having expired, do something about it. You could either get me another session of it, or clear everything up so I have the icons you'd like to use. Seriously, it's not that hard.

yuh_oh

THIS IS THE BEST HOLIDAY SINCE CHRISTMAS! I WILL SCARE ALL THE CHILDREN AND EAT ALL THE CANDY!

descendsfromshadow

( Spoilers )

sociallyawkward

What are you talking about? Combat skirts are totally practical!

Plus! They're awesome! And really, isn't that what's really important?

...What do you mean, "No"? That's not how you're supposed to respond!

AUGH!

At least Weiss understands.

[ As you can see, I took away the actual important things from this episode. Yup. ]

medjaileader

Although I appreciate the renewed interest, I do not understand some of the things you have been saying about me. I do not require dusting off. I bathed this morning, and I have not been to the desert in weeks.

Also, I do not like the looks of this "meme" you wish to send me to. There appears to be a lot of drinking going on, and you know that I do not partake.

...Designated Driver? What am I supposed to do, sling some poor drunken soul over the back of my horse? ...yes, granted, I've done it for Mr. Carnahan twice now, but what else was I supposed to do?

deathsought

I wish it hadn't come to this either, mundane.

... I'm sorry.

cantakeoffmyhead

[*ahem*]

HAPPY HALLOWE'EN, EVERYBODY!

Now, was that so hard Mundane? Come, let us watch some more of your 'scary movies'. They're such a hoot.

extraordinaryboy

It's been forever Mun! You keep cooping me up in that little headspace and there's hardly any room to fly AND you won't let me fight the pirates you have in there. And since when are girls allowed to be pirates anyway? I thought girls were much too clever to run away from home

[Remind me to introduce you to a history book, Peter]

What? Now you're going to send me to school? You're trying to make me grow up Mun! I won't have it, I won't. I won't grow up, I'll stay a boy forever and always have fun..

AND STOP LIKING THOSE FAKE VERSIONS OF ME.

[And now for the infamous Peter Pout]

I do not pout!

willwork4sugar

Yep. Best holiday ever.

rabbitorhabit

Cal, Happy Halloween buddy.

I couldn't help but see that you're watching Paranormal Activity 2 and imagining I'm the demon makes the movie less scary for you. But trust me that demon is nothing-I repeat nothing compared to me. You think that thing is terrifying? I killed countless fucking people, I terrified the shit out of young and old. I've made more deals than any number you can fathom.

So-don't you dare fucking ever compare me to that waste of space demon.

ruby_roses

( SPOILERS AHOY! )

I think we have issues.

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