Mun! Why Aren't We Doing Anything?!

[extraordinaryboy]

It's been forever Mun! You keep cooping me up in that little headspace and there's hardly any room to fly AND you won't let me fight the pirates you have in there. And since when are girls allowed to be pirates anyway? I thought girls were much too clever to run away from home

[Remind me to introduce you to a history book, Peter]

What? Now you're going to send me to school? You're trying to make me grow up Mun! I won't have it, I won't. I won't grow up, I'll stay a boy forever and always have fun..

AND STOP LIKING THOSE FAKE VERSIONS OF ME.

[And now for the infamous Peter Pout]

I do not pout! 

Comments

[morethan20]

It would be perfectly, wonderfully possible for a girl to be a pirate. And you know... If you do go to school, you would be the smartest boy there's ever been.

[extraordinaryboy]

But if I got to school ... soon I shall be a man.

[morethan20]

Then only go to school for a short time. Or .. not at all, I suppose. Though I'm not sure I would call those boys who finish school men. They still seem quite boyish.

[extraordinaryboy]

But I don't want to go to school at all

[madcuriosity]

School? Peter where are you going?

[extraordinaryboy]

[*points accusing dirty finger at mun*]

She wants me to learn History

[madcuriosity]

Well, alright, history about what, exactically?

[extraordinaryboy]

[A scowl appears on his face]

Pirates

[madcuriosity]

I wasn't aware there was a history to pirates.

[extraordinaryboy]

She says there is. Says it's interesting

[madcuriosity]

Have you heard any of it?

[negotiatus]

<sub>[ he has to stop himself from laughing.

because this isn't peter pan. this is just a boy; nothing more than a child with the same name and a penchant for silly games. without that quick, calculated menace hidden behind the mask of an angelic face, there's nothing to truly worry about.

nothing to fear. he'll keep his guard up, though - just in case. you never really know with a boy like pan.

he's all smiles as he leans against the nearest tree, regarding peter with a look of distinct amusement. ]</sub>

Oh, 'fake' isn't the right word, dearie. Try alternate. It'll get you much further in the long run.

[extraordinaryboy]

Alternate? [Peter screws up his face] There is no thing as alternate. There is Pan, and I'm him. And I'll run anyone through who says otherwise.

[believersheart]

.... And you're supposed to be me?

OH HAI ONCE PETER, I DO ENJOY YOU.

[extraordinaryboy]

[Peter studies this other him]

You're supposed to be me but ... you're old

OH HELLO THERE

[believersheart]

.... Old?

Serously. Love Once!Pan. He's so enjoyable

[extraordinaryboy]

Almost grown up

Yeees he's great! I hope I can play him well tho

[believersheart]

I'm not old. I'm just as young as any other Lost Boy.

I'm sure you can!

[extraordinaryboy]

[Peter looks at him seriously, then shakes his head] No, you look like they do before I have to thin them out. They get all ... tall.

[[ooc: mix of book and movie canon Peter here]]

[believersheart]

... I don't think being tall is quite the same as being old.

[extraordinaryboy]

Yes it is! You get tall when you grow up. Hence 'grow up'. How are you, pretending to be me? How dare you take the name of Pan

[believersheart]

...

[ YOU MAKE TOO MUCH SENSE. ]

As it turns out, I haven't taken anything. We're simply... similar, in many respects.

Too many, if you ask me.

[extraordinaryboy]

[PETER IS THE BEST WHEN IT COMES TO NEVERLAND BASED KNOWLEDGE]

[He continues to stare, folding his arms over his chest and floating up slightly to be eye to eye]

Too many, but I'm the best.

[believersheart]

... Somehow, I find that doubtful.

[extraordinaryboy]

I find your face doubtful.

[believersheart]

...

What.

[extraordinaryboy]

Exactly. Now, get off Neverland before I run you through.

[believersheart]

You can have fun trying.

[extraordinaryboy]

I always succeed

[believersheart]

Well, so do I, so...

[extraordinaryboy]

[Gives hard look]

I'm Peter Pan, I'm the best there ever was. Who are you?

[believersheart]

Peter Pan. The best there ever was.

[extraordinaryboy]

I'm Peter Pan. You're nothing but an ... an ... imposter!

[believersheart]

And you're certain of that? How rude it must be of me, to steal your title...