R discovers his mun's sense of humor early

[undeadpinocchio]

[There's a huff, a faint laugh and a very vague expression of mild amusement. Or...possibly annoyance. Its sort of hard to tell with him. His words are slow, just a syllable or two at a time, but they're chosen carefully.]


R...really? That's...your idea of...a username?

[Another soft huff and a slight shake of his head.]


It's...n...not funny.


[Except he's smiling a tiny bit so maybe he finds humor in it. Or...again...he's possibly annoyed.]

Comments

Oh my god, my boyfriend and I just watched this movie. <3 I loved it.

[flamefusion]

At least your mun picked yours. Mine was a gift, and my mun made me to go with it.

Uh, you... look kind of sick. Are you okay? [ Worry, worry. ] Oh, uh, my name's Luke. [ He holds out his hand to shake. ]

it's so good. the book was brilliant and the film was, too.

[undeadpinocchio]

M...mun said...it's fitting.

[Which it is. He's a dead guy wanting to be alive again. He's just wavering between feeling mocked and feeling amused. And the hand gets a look.

Should he...should he do that?

Have the worlds worst, weakest handshake, Luke. Sorry.]

Dead.

[A bit worse than sick.] At least....it's...not con-ta-geous.

[And he doesn't bite.] I'm...R.

Oh my god, there was a book? I clearly need to find this. I also do not have the proper icon.

[flamefusion]

...

[ He's standing there, holding out his hand like a dumbass after the shake is done. It takes him a minute, but he gives R a wary look, backing away. ] D... Dead? [ Cue the shocked expression when it finally sinks in, and he lets out a scream, jumping away. ] Y-You can't be dead! How am I talking to a dead guy?!

[ He doesn't mean to be necrophobic, he really doesn't. ]

it is so good.

[undeadpinocchio]

Z..zombie.

[Is that a good enough explanation? Wait. SHIT! Hold on. He's gonna...no, he can't do that whole point at his teeth thing. That made Julie cry which was the opposite of what he wanted. So he merely shuffles backwards, hands up.]

Won't...h-harm you. I promise. I don't eat...

<3 Also, sorry for late replies. Show marathon with b/f.

[flamefusion]

Z... ZOMBIE?!

[ Okay, so maybe he's freaking out a bit. When R looks reassuring, he seemed to calm down a bit. ... Okay, so maybe he was a friendly zombie. There could be friendly zombies, right? ] ... O-Okay. Okay. Sorry... Just... I've just never talked to a dead person before. [ Yes, he had. ] Er... A dead-dead person. Not an alive-but-supposed-to-be-dead person.

[nora_greene]

I think it's pretty funny. Clever. My mun has, like, no creativity whatsoever.

i play a julie at 2 separate games who would DIE to see nora.

[undeadpinocchio]

Hi, N...Nora.

[He's going to try to not smirk at your comment. Mostly because Julie told him that, at present, his smile was a bit off.]

It's not f...funny.

[Yes, it is. You were laughing a second ago.]

Yours works for you.

[One uninterrupted sentence, R. Way to go.]

Ahh don't tempt me. I don't really do much with Nora, sadly.

[nora_greene]

[Nora has, more or less, gotten used to his slow talking pace, although she probably tends to get more impatient than Julie. Then again, Julie is head over heels for the guy, so she's pretty forgiving. She's happy to see him, though, so she smiles and smirks a bit.]

There's not many of me around here. I guess it could have been worse - she could have called me 'stubby.'

[She casually waves the stub remaining of what was once her finger.]

i'll message you my julie journal if you ever do want to do stuff.

[undeadpinocchio]

[Yeah. Julie's kind of ridiculous that way. Not that R has a problem with it. He looks at the finger and sighs slightly, looking at Nora again.]

That w..would have been rude.