dear_mun | May. 23rd, 2013

May. 23rd, 2013

Really, now. I don't think you quite grasp how utterly amusing your determination to send me to that place truly is.

What, pray tell, do you intend to have me do once I arrive? ...I thought so. Your lack of forethought is concerning, Mundane. How can one without the ability to plan what she is to eat for breakfast tomorrow morning really do me justice?

Ah, well. At least you have some time to think about it. You'd best not disappoint me.

illusionsofgodhood

No.

While you may think it would be enjoyable for others to arrive, I do not. Anyone who would show up would be nothing but a nuisance to both myself and others, especially the individuals you would want to show up above all else. I would rather deal with Keramon's childish antics than those men arriving and causing trouble.

Don't bother me with such ridiculous ideas again. There are far better things that I can do with my time than having to dissuade you from this foolish notion.

stillafriend

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selfishmiss

Hi hi~! We're gonna have so much fun together!

Now that I'm here, all those other muses in your head can just get out. I'm the only one you should be paying attention to now. Isn't that what friendship is all about~♥?

And you'd better do something interesting with me, or else.

f_steak

Yeah, I'd be fine with it!

...What? You thought I was going to flail or threaten violence? Maybe if it was a different premise, but it's fine! I checked out what qualifies, and hand to hand combat is totally acceptable.

Just think of how much training I can get in! I know I'm not the only one who'd prefer to spar with a stranger than just go around hugging everyone in sight.

Go ahead and sign me up next round! I don't mind waiting, and then you won't be fretting about shelling out more money for icons until next month.

aged_angel

I must say, I am at a loss for where to start. Proper decorum would suggest that we introduce ourselves, but in a sense we've known each other for a long time, haven't we?

[There's a soft tap as a gloved finger touches the edge of a planar surface; polished, and from the looks of it wooden in nature-- no doubt a piece of furniture.]

Ah, but that is a negligible matter. The more pressing question is, now that you have me, what do you propose to do with me? I'm well aware my younger self has been clamouring for more activity, and he has been waiting for longer than I have.

sanguinarius

Well? Are you ever going to finish? You've my history largely written out-- you're comfortable with my personality at this point. It's only a matter of putting it to paper, as it were.

And you have a number of examples of how you intend to 'play' me, yes? Stop dawdling, I hate inactivity.

changelingdude

Hey dude,

We...gotta talk.

Ok, I get it. Surprise nudity is usually funny. I mean half the Japanese comic books you own use that as a running gag.

...BUT DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO HAVE ME FLASH THE WHOLE NETWORK?!! There are so many girls there! And Terra especially! And we JUST had that whole Sex Ed post thing...

And more...why are you so convinced I'd look sexy in girl's shorts? I mean...I know I've got a great butt. I use it all the time. But you think my legs are built like that?

...I'm starting to worry you're thinking of gender bending me dude. And that is NOT ok! Let's be clear. I am a boy. I like being a boy.

Come on dude...don't be like that.

blanched

Mundane-san, I don't want to be rude, but... it's been a long time since you've read my story, hasn't it? Maybe you should--

Ah! I-I'm sorry, that's right. You've been busy with your game and your other muses lately.

[The already tiny girl seems to shrink.]

I understand. Heavy-san is much louder than me, after all, isn't she? She must need a lot of time out here, with all of her friends.

... none of my friends have been here for a very long time. So... I understand.

[Her canon is the manga Pita-Ten. And yes this is that BLU girl!Heavy's mun but I suddenly had an urge to bring this little lady back. maybe I'll get some practice here and consider taking her to a real game again??? It's been a long time.]

butterfly_fan

How nice of you to remember me! After all this time of you ignoring me, mun.

Why yes, I am upset about your ignoring me after all of this time in favor of those blonds and "real shinobi" as you put it. Last I checked they weren't any better than I was, at least I have the moves to back up the claim. They cheat and use some sort of magic, ~~no, no my using fire doesn't count as cheating~~ while I do not.

I'd appreciate for you to put me somewhere, but let's be real, you know you're going to forget in favor of someone else.

Get your act together, mun.

roundpinkpuff

6 minutes, 50 seconds.... That's good, right?
[I don't know. I shouldn't have screwed up on Bubbly Clouds, though. I could do better!]
You should have recorded it! [With what, my 3DS?]

crimson_spark

Look, it's good to be around finally. I like it, you like it.

So stop freaking out, 'kay? Seriously man, I should be the one freaking out right now and you know what I'm doing, huh?

....

Yeah I'm definitely freaking the fuck out, so if you'd just-- Oh my god, why am I even trying?!

4n631

Oh wow I can't believe you did that! Oh no uhm-- I'm sorry. No no I mean Thank You! I just. I'm so excited!! [she fidgets happily in her virtual space] I hope we make it. I mean; what if we're not good enough mun? No, no. You're right. Can't go thinking about that right now. Okay. Okay I'll try to be patient.

--

Thank you.

letsplayalovegame

Feels good to have some nice weather for once, eh? [He's lounged out in nothing but his leather pants, his pale-ish skin practically glowing in the warm sunlight. A grin is plastered on his face, if only for the fact that he enjoys any weather, but the kind that lets him lay about practically naked is the best.]

Not too cold with only a little breeze but even with the sun out it isn't unbearably hot either. Wonderful change from the rain you've had to deal with for the past few days. And you have less schoolwork to deal with now too, so that's especially good. Means you have more time to pay attention to me!

[Despite the punch thrown his way-- which he nimbly dodges away from -- thanks to the snobbish comment, he's grinning ear-to-ear because in all perfect honesty his Mun had been stressing herself with the work. With a good chunk of it gone, she had more time to focus on herself and it was making a vast improvement to her mentality.]

purethingsonly

I'm excited that you're considering another place for me! I am.

But the game isn't finished. And even if it's only for a short time... I really care about the friends I've met there. And I'm still very focused on seeing things through.

Don't worry thought! I'm ready. There are a lot of games out there. I'm interested in seeing where I might end up going next.

gottasketchemall

...I'm not sure this is such a good idea...

Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered you went through all the effort on my account. I know a lot of people have a...certain opinion of me and wouldn't have bothered. And I'm very grateful you seem to like me so much, but...

Don't you think you're going a little overboard here? This is the second time you've made one of these things for someone within the last 24 hours. And you didn't even plan for the other one, you simply made that on a whim.

Maybe you should take some time to really think about all this before you get in over your head. Besides, you and I both have work we should probably be doing...

...No, I don't think making this account for me is really going to help you with that story you've been writing...

invidere

I'm not at all pleased you chose to use this name to represent me when it was originally intended for that hideous and lowly creature...but I'll forgive you, little sparrow. This time.

After all, your other intentions are pure enough. It's about time you shone the spotlight back on me; it's where I belong, and on that I am certain we must agree. Still...that place? Is that really where you're thinking of sending me?

Oh, no...I'm not worried. It's just interesting, is all.

You really are predictable, aren't you? But old dogs can't be taught new tricks, or so they say...

Well, stop wasting time. I know you wish to finish your review, but I'd wager that you're ready now. You could complete the app in time...if you really wanted to. So, what's holding you back? Don't tell me you're afraid?

How droll.

accuse

Fool. Fool. Fool.

You overestimate your worth. You underestimate the value of a von Karma's attention. Each of these already constitutes a criminal charge, and your ignorance of those facts only adds a third! Did you truly think that I would have the time to entertain your foolish foolery?

[ and yet here you are, Franziska, still talking! ]

... A foolhardy defense attorney was once granted ten minutes to make his case. Due to your decrepitude and your wise lack of opposition, I doubled your allotment. Nevertheless, our business is finished.

[ ....................... UM DECREPITUDE EXCUSE YOU, YOU BADLY-DRESSED PRODIGY, YOU DIDN'T EVEN WIN THAT CASE-- ]

Enough.

emotionalgates

I am afraid I fail to see the logic in your decision.

rejuvenatingbeta

Congratulations you did it. You have taken my power and given me some shitty replacement for it. I'm not amused by this and I won't go along easily with this twisted idea of yours. I can not follow a human Alpha but you have left me no choice in the matter. Now go and leave me alone before I show my "appreciation". [He'll let that threat hang there.]

Current Mood: apathetic

notmakingsense

What is taking so long?

You sent it in right? Why haven't they responded?

Might as well have sent me to the pony place in the meantime.

jigglycruel

[What is this...strange place? Why have you taken me mun, what plans do you have? Whatever they may be, I will be prepared to face and defeat them!]

Jiggly, jiggly, cruel, Jigglycruel.

pixymutation

Bonjour~!

So glad you decided to let me out, mon ami! It's been a looooong time, but now my millions, no- billions, no- quadtrillions of fans across the world can finally get what they've all been waiting for!

And sheesh, what has been going on in the meantime? When did magical girls become so gloomy and... punchy? Non non non, magic should be about having fun! Amusement et excitation!

This seems like a good place to start, tout suite!

theguardianherself

Mundane, no.

[ And that is really all she has to say on that matter. ]

abetterway

Apparently congratulations are in order.

Well done, you've chosen a face and cut it into pictures.

Now, if you don't mind, I really do have work to be doing.

anelegantmyth

You do know I miss being human right? No? Well alright dear, let me repeat it.

I MISS BEING HUMAN SO MUCH.

Don't get me wrong. Turning me into a pegasus and putting me in a world full of ponies might have been the best decision you've ever made for me. But then you give me little brother I can't hug and a soon to be boyfriend that I can't kiss and expect me to stay sane?

I get it, you like the whole idea of me being domesticated. But can you AT LEAST put me somewhere as a human? Ask the others, maybe someone would go with you or something?

[And where do you expect me to put you hm? We left MH and DH for a reason.]

I DUNNO! ASK AROUND!

PLEASE mundane, don't make me beg.

akabanaa

So.. you really want to take me somewhere, huh?

I guess if you really think so.

Then, that means it's our story now! It'll be good. No matter what.

godelsolution

I am more than a little freaked out that you think it'll be easier to get a John here if she's here.

yournightmares

Well, now that you've got me, what are you gonna do with me? Huh?

Current Mood: amused

satisfication

I could go on about your ability to choose the worst times to pull both yourself and I away from our duties to do something as silly as this, but what I will not stand for are the lyrics you used for these icons!

Remove them immediately.

Current Music: baby's first megaten

welcometothevelvetroom

Welcome to the Velvet Room, Mundane.

[A pause.]

Oh! Hehe, are you taking me to explore this new area? How delightful.

tessie

I think I've been through enough. You know very well what I am referring to. [She gives her Mun a sharp look.] I can sense that you care for my well-being. At least that is what you have led me to believe? I haven't grown close enough to you to tell if you are lying or not.

But even if you are, there isn't much I can do about it, hm? That's why I'd rather appeal to your mercy than argue with you. I know an argument wouldn't get me - or you - anywhere.

adjunctly

Look, why don’t y’just admit that we’re both too lazy to join another fuckin’ game? Ain’t like I was ever that big on the entire business, anyway …

lensglare

Ah, mundane, if I recall correctly?

While I appreciate your enthusiasm, I'm afraid I simply cannot allow this... fascination to continue. Before you had rudely taken me away from my studies, my experiments were nearly at a breakthrough... [ He's mumbling something about the "potency of tomes" and "the degrees of power". He also makes a couple of notes in the scroll he has in his hand before he looks back up. ]

... Therefore, I'll gladly take my leave-- [ Nope. Sorry Laurent. No can do. ]

... I beg your pardon?

Are you telling me I cannot return? What kind of baseless nonsense is this?!

notasephclone

...you find the stupidest shit funny.

Seriously, that joke was old when VX was released. Now it's just beating a dead horse.

...

Stop. Snickering. Why do I always end up around idiots...?

of_gothos

Why, it's nearly enough to make me wish I hadn't retired. And to think Captain Kirk called himself peaceful.

((OoC: Spoilers possible in comments -- Trelane is all too happy to offer his opinions on the events of the film. Tagging on other subjects is also welcome. ♥))

starkingenuity

Hey. Can I stop being in a coma yet? There's a cute blonde poking at me and I'm missing the whole thing!

in_loveless_memory

That is a bad idea... just... all the way around a bad idea. You know exactly what is going to happen and I think you're doing it on purpose.

It isn't that I don't want them to meet Seimei or Seimei them... but they...

Look it's a bad idea.

And wishing Soubi was there to keep the peace is stupid because Soubi cares even less about the opinions of adults.

Current Mood: worried

heykoreanjesus

Hey, Mun. Or do you prefer "Mundane"-- no, that sounds awkward. Mun.

So, I know I'm new here and all, and I probably don't have a lot of sway, but could you not send me to Limbo? Seriously, you don't want to see my dreams. Nobody needs to see them. They can get a little weird.

Also? I don't think there are gonna be very many undercover opportunities there. So. You should find somewhere else to stick me. Preferably not one of the horror games. Maybe somewhere with Batman? That would be cool.

The end.

yougotnumbtongue

Great, you see a Kirk at your damn game and now you wanna throw me in there too? You just got off a hiatus, and one of your characters is gone for a canon update. This isn't a good idea.

Maybe you should just keep a tight hold on those reins to those horses of yours for a week or so, and then see where you stand, yeah?

thewayshifter

Won't happen, you know. I'm sure as a skyspinner spins you'll find no willing partners in dragging my wingmate to New Dodge. He'd like it though, as sure as a any Pilot'll take a dive at Games. There's challenge in the run and he'd roll right out for a meet greet. Rough spot to be in, I guess. Separated by time and space is a good blasted chunk of misfortune, but I was the one who wanted to go.

Can't blame me for wanting a chance, can you? Not like I'm bonded to him like I'm to Eth. Still wish he was here, though. He can be an ass, sure, but he's my wingmate and we're in it until we die.

waitedforyou

Ah, you actually want to play me once more?

Well, then, you should be honored that I have stayed around so long. Especially with the sort of ruffians that you have gotten yourself hanging around with. No matter, we shall sweep that under the rug.

So, where am I going?

You have no idea?

Why do I even bother with you?

I think we have issues.

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