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[changelingdude]

Hey dude,

We...gotta talk.

Ok, I get it. Surprise nudity is usually funny. I mean half the Japanese comic books you own use that as a running gag.

...BUT DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO HAVE ME FLASH THE WHOLE NETWORK?!! There are so many girls there! And Terra especially! And we JUST had that whole Sex Ed post thing...

And more...why are you so convinced I'd look sexy in girl's shorts? I mean...I know I've got a great butt. I use it all the time. But you think my legs are built like that?

...I'm starting to worry you're thinking of gender bending me dude. And that is NOT ok! Let's be clear. I am a boy. I like being a boy.

Come on dude...don't be like that.

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[hippie_shifter]

[Evebrows up...]

Oh, dear. Well, you really don't have anything to be ashamed of, sweetie. Same equipment as everyone else. [And rather nice equipment, but Aurora isn't going to go embarrassing the poor fella on purpose]

And you are right - the girl's shorts were probably not so flattering, but you do have a great butt and legs to match.

[changelingdude]

H-heh...tell that to the girls who screamed when they saw it...

[but now his green face is burning red from all the compliments and he's squirming adorably]

[hippie_shifter]

[This sobers her a bit. Universal constant: Gar Logan flirts like a dog chases cars; most of the time without even thinking about it, and it usually turns into a lot of confusion when a gal flrts back]

Screaming, huh? Your mum was really feeling like a troll.

[changelingdude]

[calming down a little sighing]

Those girls were WAY too innocent and shy for surprise full frontal green. I had to dive into some bushes...naked which is hurtful and possibly dangerous. I WAS planning on a litter of my own someday.

[hippie_shifter]

Yeah, forget sometimes that most folks are not as cool with nudity as the commune I grew up on. That, and the first time I saw ALL my future teammates, other Gar included, they were naked. LONG story.

[wince] And ouch. Wincing in sympathy with you.

[changelingdude]

All of us?!

[His face is getting red again because damnit he works with some sexy people]

And worst of all is I can't shape shift in this game so like...no hiding in fur or feathers.

Then again according to that new show I'm on I'm totally cool with being naked in front of the Titans...

[hippie_shifter]

Yeah. My team's an offshoot of comics-verse, so different line-up. Roy got it in his head to challenge the Greek Gods to get Donna and Lily back, since Donna's an Amazon and Lily...Well, we're not entirely sure what Lily's tie to the old Titans of Myth is. The Greek Gods thought it would be a nifty idea to force the Titans to compete in a series of Olympic Games for 'em...in old-school Olympic tradition, meaning no clothes.

Kory kinda led the pack on that one. She doesn't wear much to start with, and Tamaran's attitudes are a little more open than even the commune. She strips off, turns to everyone and shouts that they haven't got a thing to be ashamed of, so what are they waiting for?

I was...hiding in the audience at the time. Donna recruited me as a wild card just in case her Gods tried anything funny. They did. And unlike you, my clothing doesn't keep up when I shift, so I ended up fighting in my birthday suit like the other Titans.

[wing_of_night]

I... oh Gar... I can't... holy crap...

Congratulations Gar, not even I can make that any funnier than it already is.

[Snickering like crazy.]

[changelingdude]

[Face burning red, never the less he can't help but try to make it funnier]

It was awful dude, there were girls screaming because they were too shy and sweet to be dealing with a face full of green, I had to dive into the bushes which is painful AND dangerous by the way.

[wing_of_night]

I doubt it was because they were shy.

[Snickering.] Please tell me it had thorns.

Have I mentioned lately how much I <3 your Nightwing?

[changelingdude]

Trust me...they totally are. We had this whole sex ed thing where one of the "Grown ups" decided to teach us all in a totally not shy or modest way the ins and outs...heh heh...of sex.

And yes...yes there were. In places I didn't even know I had.

<3 I try. Dick is by far my favorite character of all the DCU.

[wing_of_night]

Oh really. Unless there were visual aids and demonstrations, I still say Kory's lecture was better.

[Suffer with THAT image.]

I think there's a lesson to be had here. As a shape-shifter that can turn into any animal he wants... if you're ever found without clothing, turn into a snake, or a dog, or anything that doesn't need clothes.

And you play him even better then some of the DCU writers \o/

[changelingdude]

There were, complete with bananas...wait Star- I mean Kory gave a lecture!?

[Brain broken]

Yeeeeah...I kind of can't shape shift in this game.

[ofdrumsthesound]

You change into animals and are worried about a little thing like gender?

[changelingdude]

Well...I mean it's different when I have fur or scales. Human bodies are...squishy in places.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Try to avoid becoming a frog, then.

[changelingdude]

Different kind of squishy. Less sensitive in a really good way.

I just don't think I'm cut out to be a girl, you know how amazing girls are? I mean seriously having the will of a girl is like having an extra super power.

[ofdrumsthesound]

*He nods ruefully.* It's always the women.

[changelingdude]

Girl troubles of your own Mister?

[bigsoftie]

I don't see the problem.

[He's lived with naked turtles why are you humans so insistent on covering yourselves up.]

[changelingdude]

It's a human thing dude...also kinda smart because we need to protect our...you know, parts. From the heat or cold or getting scratched or caught on stuff.

[bigsoftie]

...hmm, right. This is why I do not like being a human.

[changelingdude]

There's still plenty of perks.

But I totally miss the option of being able to grow scales and run around naked so I get ya.

[bigsoftie]

...you can become an alligator?

[changelingdude]

I used to be able to yeah. And crocodiles. And turtles, snakes, lizards...