Apps? What apps?

[notmakingsense]

What is taking so long?

You sent it in right? Why haven't they responded?

Might as well have sent me to the pony place in the meantime.

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[new_nightmare]

Oh Discord, impatient as always. I wonder how you function without some metaphorical string dangling in front of you?...Or now that I think about it, it doesn't have to be metaphorical.

[notmakingsense]

Stow it, you cloud of noxious gas.

And what of you? What have you accomplished?

[new_nightmare]

You mean besides breaking the Elements of Harmony and assembling an army to take over Equestria?

Not much to be honest, although that has more to do with my arc not being over yet and my mun not wanting to play with an 'unfinished deck' in a manner of speaking, what's your excuse?

[notmakingsense]

I've done all that twice now, plus I don't need an army to take over Equestria.

I mean, what have you accomplished here? Are you in any games? Are you making ponies bow before you?

Because I surely doubt that.

[new_nightmare]

And look where you are now, being rehabilitated by the same ponies who vanquished you...both times, but I digress.

I already explained you inane amalgam of creatures, my mun is simply waiting for my arc to end before I enter any games, not to rush anything, because unlike you I have plenty of patience.

[notmakingsense]

[Eye twitch.]

Patience huh?

..hehehe...

We'll see how much patience you have when your arc is over and see just how victorious you are Rarity.

[new_nightmare]

Implying I'll lose?

Even with the slim chance I do, what makes you think I'll simply fade away? One way or another, Equestria will be claimed by the darkness forever more.

[notmakingsense]

That's just what you said a thousand years ago.

Tell me, how was the moon exactly?

[new_nightmare]

[Eye twitch]

Dreadful. Being so close and yet and far away from my prize, dreaming of the day I would give Celestia the same favor.

That being said, how was being a garden ornament?

[notmakingsense]

[Eye twitch]

It was... an uncomfortable experience. I'm happy to be out of it, at the request of my enemy no less.

Well, once enemy anyways.

[strengthinkindness]

Th-there...could be a lot of reasons why they haven't responded. There could be a lot of other apps to look through...or they could be busy.

But I'm sure you'll hear back from them soon.

Where is your mun sending you?

[notmakingsense]

Oh, he's sending me to Ink City. It's this positively chaotic place and I do look forward to going.

Although it's quickly becoming a pointless endeavor, as I don't think I'll ever get in.

[strengthinkindness]

Oh, yes...I've heard of that game.

I'm sure you'll get in...I think there was something about a convention and everyone was away...or something like that...

[notmakingsense]

Ah yes, ACEN it's called.

And I suppose they're planning something BIG for the game, so I guess it'll be worth it when I get there.

...By the way, are you by chance missing your house?

[strengthinkindness]

Yes, that's the one.

And if they aren't planning something...I'm sure you would come up with something to make it more...interesting, hmm?

U-um...w-well, I...I miss being at home. I've been staying at an apartment in the city where I'm at right now, and it's nice...But it's not really the same...

[notmakingsense]

Hmm, how odd.

Anyways, I suppose it would be a good idea for you to check on it if you can, because my mun is bringing your cottage with me to my game.

Calls it a way to improve my 'niceness'.

[strengthinkindness]

O-oh, really...? W-well...my mun says that kind of thing is part of the game...

And...well, I trust you'll take good care of my house, Discord. So...I'm not worried...

[notmakingsense]

...

I uh....Yes, yes I'll do just that.

[strengthinkindness]

[A smile.] Just...take care when you get to that city, okay? Be careful.

[notmakingsense]

[He... he doesn't know how to reply to that. Nopony has ever really cared for him before.

After a moment, he nods.]

[strengthinkindness]

Good luck with the game...

[angry_jerk]

Because they wish to provide as much pain and misery as possible?

[To be honest, I think it's 'cause they're busy trying to organize the latest event. It sounded complicated.]

[notmakingsense]

[Yeah, that's what I thought.]

Aw, does your mun do that to you?

[angry_jerk]

Yes! All the time! He's planning things as we speak, bastard that he is.

[notmakingsense]

[He can't help but laugh.]

That's hilarious! How unfortunate for you!

[angry_jerk]

You know what else is hilarious? A chainsaw in your gut!

[notmakingsense]

Really?

[SNAP! There's a chainsaw sticking out of his torso.

It... doesn't look like it hurts.]

Hmm, a bit funny I suppose. If simply for shock value.

[angry_jerk]

Maybe it's good at parties? Not great, but, you know, might get a few chuckles.

[notmakingsense]

I don't know...

[He snaps his fingers... and there's a chainsaw sticking out of Dan's torso.]

Do you find that hilarious in any way?

[angry_jerk]

Kinda funny, I gue-

Oh god.

[Falls to ground.]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhh.

[notmakingsense]

Odd, It shouldn't be hurting you.

[He hovers over Dan.]

Are you alright?

[angry_jerk]

There's a chainsaw in my gut. Do I look alright to you?!

[notmakingsense]

...No?

[SNAP! Dan's intrusive chainsaw is now gone.]

How's that? Is that better?

[angry_jerk]

Oh god...

[He lifts himself off the ground.]

I hate you.

[notmakingsense]

That's nice.

All that negative emotion just make me stronger.

[angry_jerk]

...Liar.

[notmakingsense]

It's true.

It's what freed me from my prison back home in the first place.

[angry_jerk]

And I call bull.