on wanting canonmates at themainframe

[illusionsofgodhood]

No.

While you may think it would be enjoyable for others to arrive, I do not. Anyone who would show up would be nothing but a nuisance to both myself and others, especially the individuals you would want to show up above all else. I would rather deal with Keramon's childish antics than those men arriving and causing trouble.

Don't bother me with such ridiculous ideas again. There are far better things that I can do with my time than having to dissuade you from this foolish notion.

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[makinuscream]

Well someone sounds testy. Forget your tea this morning Aizen-san?

[illusionsofgodhood]

[Great, just who he was hoping wouldn't show.]

It's nothing of the sort, Urahara Kisuke.

[makinuscream]

[ He is the bad penny. ]

Are you sure~? You almost seem. [ a pause. ] Is pouty the right word? Hmmm -

[illusionsofgodhood]

I'm quite sure. [Gods don't pout, Urahara.] You, on the other hand, appear to be delusional.

[makinuscream]

Now that's a bit rude. Here I'm trying to make sure that you're all right [ Hah! He said that with a straight face even. ] And you resort to insults. That's hardly a way to great an old friend.

[illusionsofgodhood]

It's even more rude that you're lying to me so badly. [If he wasn't Aizen, he'd probably be laughing right now. Because really, is this the way we're going?] When I see an old friend, I'll greet them properly. You will be given no such treatment.

[He might be a little bitter about how everything turned out.]

[makinuscream]

[ Well he kinda owed you for that whole exile thing. ]

Now, this isn't lying. It's probably overuse of sarcasm, but your indigence kind of asked for it. Besides, I don't think I'd like the way you'd greet an old friend anyway.

[ Dagger in the back? Poison in his tea? Who knew. ]

[illusionsofgodhood]

[Sealed and then imprisoned for twenty thousand years does not equal exile in terms of awful. Besides, this ended up with him arriving in a city primarily populated by teenagers in an outfit that looks like bondage gear.]

Lying and sarcasm isn't that different when it comes from you. How I would treat an old friend [if he had any] is very different than how you are thinking.

[He'd be more creative than that, come on now.]

[makinuscream]

[ He'd sell his fan to see that. Why didn't the universe see fit to let him see that? ]

Are you really going to try and call me out for that? Perhaps my metaphors are wrong, but I'm sure the general gist is right.

[ Sorry decorative dagger in the back. ]

[illusionsofgodhood]

[Because the universe is cruel. And then Aizen saw fit to let people know that a certain shopkeeper was at fault for that incident.]

Perhaps. It would be far better than your failed attempts at small talk.

[Psh, sword through the front. Everyone expects it in the back.]