Voicetesting and his mun is not worthy

[crimson_spark]

Look, it's good to be around finally. I like it, you like it.

So stop freaking out, 'kay? Seriously man, I should be the one freaking out right now and you know what I'm doing, huh?

....

Yeah I'm definitely freaking the fuck out, so if you'd just-- Oh my god, why am I even trying?!

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[rejuvenatingbeta]

Stop freaking out then. It's not suiting for an Alpha to freak out.

[crimson_spark]

I'm trying-- Wait!

You know- you know if there's anything I'm sure of in this whole mess? It's that you can't order me around anymore. Uh-huh. So if I want to freak out I will freak out. [But he doesn't want to freak out, Stiles get a grip. One of us has to!]

[rejuvenatingbeta]

[Jaw clench.] I'm aware of that... Alpha. I can still speak my mind though.

[crimson_spark]

Uuh... that, you can, yyyyep. Free speech, man! [Winces.] Wha- you're gonna call me that from now on? I really hope not.

[rejuvenatingbeta]

Would you rather be called imposter? Or "dude"?

[crimson_spark]

Nah, neither.

Just call me Master. [And the moment he said it out loud realizes how that really sounds, but he pretends not to pick up on the innuendo. He smiles too widely.]

[rejuvenatingbeta]

I will not call you Master. It's bad enough to have to call you Alpha. I'll stick to Stiles... if that's OK with you? [Derek responds with a voice dripping of sarcasm.]

[crimson_spark]

Mmmm. [Squints his eyes as he's debating on that and ignoring Derek's obvious annoyance.] How about 'Master Stiles' then? It has a good ring to it, huh? Yeeeah, Master Stiles... wait, you know what, it sounds too dark side. You're right, let's stick to the good old one.

[rejuvenatingbeta]

How about "slit your throat-Stiles"?

[crimson_spark]

Yeah right, because that doesn't have a dark side feel to it. Don't be a sithwolf, 'kay? You're with the good guys now.

[rejuvenatingbeta]

A what wolf? [Frowns.]

I was more considering your throat getting slit. Oh and we're predators, hardly your typical good guys.

[crimson_spark]

Ever seen Star Wars?

The hint didn't get past through me. I just chose to ignore it for my sanity. [Frowns.] Predator and evil isn't synonyms you know.

[rejuvenatingbeta]

... no. I don't watch movies a lot.

Ignore it how much you want. you still need to be on your guard. You are not a werewolf.

That may be so but we still get killed in all books I've read.

[crimson_spark]

... you can't be serious. The only people who haven't seen Star Wars are the people who played in the movies! [These are Marshall's words, and they are true wisdom.]

Dude, don't need to remind me, okay? [Silent freaking out again.] And you don't watch movies, but read depressing books, that... that's not even surprising. But this is not a book, and it's gonna be alright. You'll see when we watch Star Wars.

[rejuvenatingbeta]

I've heard of it. Laserswords and exploding moons. But I'm not interested in it.

It's my duty as a pack member to remind you of your shortcomings. [Smirks slightly.] Books are far more interesting that lazily looking at a screen.

When did I agree to watch Star wars with you?

[crimson_spark]

It's called a lightsaber, oh my god! [Excuse the roar, but- but no just don't say anything anymore about Star Wars, Derek. Stiles is a wee bit sensitive when it comes to Star Wars. Just a little. Yes. Moving on.]

Uh-huh, so this is how you wanna play. Okay. [Challenge accepted.] Dude, it's not like you have a choice, it's gonna happen.

[rejuvenatingbeta]

Do you want every hunter within 100 miles to get alarmed? Keep it down! [Derek snarls back.]

You're using your position as an Alpha to make me watch some movie with you? [Face-palms. There's just no words to describe this level of ridiculousness.]

[crimson_spark]

Oops? [Not sorry, though.] At least they know it's called lightsaber too?

[Flails a little.] Dude, it's not some mov- Okay, alright, yes, yes I'm doing that. We're going to start with the original trilogy, then the new episodes and then we're going to watch it again starting with the new episodes and we're gonna play Jedi Academy too. [No... no need to play Jedi Academy, don't worry, Stiles' just really worked up about this matter.]

Now that you mention it all the pack needs to be educated on Star Wars. [Stiles stop it. Just stop...]

[rejuvenatingbeta]

[If Derek face-palms any harder he'll hurt himself.]

Stiles just stop. You're abusing your power.

[crimson_spark]

[Sorry, Derek. Don't hurt yourself. Have a cookie.]

[Squints his eyes.] Yeah well, I'm doing it for the right thing! There will be Star Wars night!

[rejuvenatingbeta]

Fine, you're the Alpha.

[crimson_spark]

[FIST PUMP!]

[rejuvenatingbeta]

[GLARES]