So, about considering that reapplicatio--

[theguardianherself]

Mundane, no.

[ And that is really all she has to say on that matter. ]

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[questionablewit]

That was brief.

[theguardianherself]

It's everything she needed to hear.

[ Wasting words trying to argue her mun out of this madness? That'll be the day. ]

[questionablewit]

I wouldn't be so sure; 'no' isn't what I'd call a convincing argument. Forceful, yes; convincing, no.

[theguardianherself]

[ She's even leave it at a smack with Varric's DON'T sign, but her reach into metaspace is sadly limited like that. ]

The argument we've had last time. I gave her a chance, but she failed to pull through. I won't have the same dance again and she'll have to try a lot harder to convince me that it's anything but the same bad idea with a new coat of paint.

[questionablewit]

Details, Aveline, give me details! How can I tease you when you're being so vague?

[theguardianherself]

[ Aveline groans and presses her palm against her forehead. Of course. How could she be so inconsiderate. ]

She thinks I'd do well in one of their games, the one called Wonderland. She wants to send me there. Again.

[ She crosses her arms. ]

As if I'd forgotten how that turned out last time, for both of us.

[ There. Will that do? ]

[questionablewit]

[Sure enough, Hawke is trying not to laugh]

'Wonderland'? You sure it's not a brothel? Because a name like that is definitely suspicious.

[theguardianherself]

I'll give you suspicious any day, but at least that's not one of its depravities. [ She frowns. ] Usually.

[ The things told in passing by those her mundane kept there longer, well, that's another story entirely. Certainly not one she'll be keen on telling anytime soon.

Only... only wait a moment! ]

You were there as well. No mess complete without you, [ which goes without saying ] but... I don't suppose you remember?

[questionablewit]

Usually, hmm. [See Hawke. See Hawke smirk. Smirk, Hawke, smirk.]

Me? I was not. Mine sent me to this bizarre ship-city-thing in the Void. And now I'm in a giant house that wants to kill me. Frankly, 'Wonderland' sounds like an improvement over both of them. I could use a little depravity. It'd make a nice change from the constant near-death experiences.