Someone's good at pep-talks, when he wants to be.

[justthedoctor]

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(no subject)

[genomorph]

What you're doing right now - cut it out. [ Conner is looking as serious as ever. He doesn't need this right now. Or ever. ] You think I like having to sit through this? You think M'gann does? We didn't ask for any of this!

The two of you just don't get it. [ Disgusted tone is disgusted because really, he's had enough. ]


January can't come any sooner.


[ Ugh ]

a random revival of an oooold muse (re-voicetesting/forever homeless).

[rotating]

Idiot! Now I can see why you wanted me back in here. Honestly, why do you have that look on your face? You shouldn't get so weepy over such insignificant things! Don't be so dramatic. One bad day will not affect your future — not if you allow it.

Maybe you will actually listen to me this time. But I wouldn't hold my breath. You really haven't changed much.

[ Neither have you, Rukia. Neither have you. ]

RE: HMD ZOOLANDER ATTACKS

[coolstory]

These McDonald fries are onto you, bro. Steamy and ready to go, with a hint of sea salt.

This ain't Wendy's.

About that Avengers movie

[holyfuckballs]

Fina-fucking-ly you're done with watching that damn movie AGAIN! How many times has it been? Don't you ever get tired of seeing the same shit? Not to mention, you're rooting for the wrong team, you know? You're not supposed to be cheering for the scepter wielding psychopath who wants to rule the fucking world like some damn dictator with a hard on. I don't know who's worse, him or my ex. Both of them are really up there on the levels of batshit.

And what the fuck were the government guys thinking "Adurr we're gonna fucking nuke them and that will take care of the problem!" SERIOUSLY?! Yeah that'll solve EVERYTHING then they can have a fuckton of radiation for how many years?

Yeah... That's some fucked up shit.

...I'm bored. Do something about it. Something intelligent.

Voice Test! [Canon is Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series]

[thats_a_roger]

Oh yeah buddy! I knew you couldn't resist! About time you let me out of that black hole of yours!

Oh and come on, you gotta get me in on some action while you're at it! What fun is it to just hang around like some of your other muses. Lets get this par-tay staaaaarted!

Voicetest, probably homeless forever

[smokedumb]

Aw, c'mon, Mun! After bein' trapped in that pod for scrap-knows-how-long, you're just gonna leave a bot to rot?

In your HEAD, no less.

Yeah, yeah, same story. 'You've got enough on your plate'.

Still, doesn't mean we can't look, right? I mean, those meme things only keep you satisfied for so long!


Yep. that's my argument and I'm stickin' to it.

Keysmash?

[fdsljkasdflkj]

Really?

Really?

Out of all the choices I laid down, this is the username you chose? This wasn't even on the list I gave you! You literally made this up! Jeeeezus, what am I going to do with you? What are you going to do with me?! No- wait-- don't answer that, I don't think I want to know, or find out!

And lay off the Oreos! God. You can't even html right!

> Persona fishing...joyous.

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

...I'm not sure why you have me fishing for you right now. We already have Yukiko, and Hanamura-san and Satonaka-san are coming soon, too.

Stop pestering Kujikawa-san's mun, while you're at it. She's burdened as it is.

Fishing for castmates.

[risingshepard]

Pretty sure this is the best idea you've gotten this whole month. [Not.]

Wrex'll get bored real fast here, you know. So will Garrus, Jack and Grunt.

Send 'em to that tower you just dumped me into instead, or something. They'll love something to shoot.

Mun is about to start watching Danball Senki

[doingthemistything]

... You know what? Instead of  telling you that you don't need yet another person in your headspace, I'll just sit over here and wait until this all blows over. This is either going to be beautiful or disastrous. Or both.

Just don't forget you owe tags.

someone has ridden the ride at universal far too many times and yet never enough

[evacuation]

Mun? Is that what I'm supposed to call you? I'm used to by name, but - okay, well. If that's what you want.

I appreciate you 'picking me up' (maybe not so much the constant squealing - you might want to get your brakes checked), but...when you're planning. I have an important mission, and you know that. If you were thinking about taking me somewhere after the mission's over that's one thing, but in the middle of it?

They're relying on me. NEST, the Autobots, Optimus - I can't let them down like that. Even if you're saying it's not going to make a difference and everything'll be fine, telling me here is one thing, but...you're not planning on me knowing that. It'll be real for me, and do you really want to put me through that?...

Dear Mun Indeed (Upon reserving at Montauk)

[therailsplitter]

Forgive me for being so frank but I am finding it harder and harder to contain myself.
It is truly well and good to make plans for one's future, but I should think those plans would be crafted by the one whom it will inevitably affect. I can not say I have experienced much of this in my few years, but I find this an exceptional set of circumstances.

I mean, of course, to say I know what you are doing. While I do believe it worthy cause, I have many pressing matters to attend to, and through I have not heard from Henry in some months I believe my services are still in great need.

I pray you reconsider.

Eventually going to lastvoyages

[keepsthemsafe]

I'm going to be honest with you, since it seems that you and I are going to be partners now. This is the stupidest plan to end all stupid plans. And you of all people know that I've seen some pretty stupid fucking plans.

Wait what? You're going to wait? Until you know, you actually see my death? Given how you wanna keep me a secret lady I'd appreciate that. I mean yeah okay I get you think you get it but come on at least do me the courtesy of seeing it instead of reading about it.

You know, get your ins and outs sorted. Ducks in a row, that sort of thing. [handwave]

Wait what? "Follow your lead?" Are you my boss? Do we have fucking history? No? Then keep your mouth shut about me following your fucking lead! I don't follow anybody's fucking lead anymore.

Canon is Arakawa: Under the Bridge

[venusling]

Leave me alone with redheads and rabbits and go home, the cats are hungry!

(Just practice.)

[thankmelater]

I need to talk to you about something. It's very important.

You... you have this thing, where you don't like your inbox to be even. With the labels being different colors. And I, I understand having things, but maybe it would be better if you... didn't.

Just let it be even. Please. What harm is it really doing you? Just-- just let it.

So my twin was right, I am fucked. (considering exsilium)

[fuck_orders]

 You swore you wouldn't try to get me into a game. And now seeing Alice again is making you consider hers?

Dude, Wesker's there too.

Oh this should be good. [That comment is dripping with sarcasm by the way]

On considering him for Animus...

[changeisgood]

Summoner. I have no desire to be collared and restrained - though these tower-keepers are fools to think they could restrain me.

...however, there is certainly no shortage of powerful beings there. [There's a low, rasping laugh.] Almost like a buffet. Perhaps such a place has its advantages!

Whatever your decision, do not make me wait, Summoner - I hunger.

In which her mun is chastised for thinking thoughts

[yourflyisunzipped]

[Donna heaves a sigh that clearly indicates she is the most long-suffering muse in the world.]

We've been over this. First, you have the attention span of a three year old on a Mountain Dew and Now or Later diet. [Pause] Or Mike when Rachel's around.

Second, you have way too much going on in your life right now. You're already neglecting the one person you already have out there. I share headspace with her, remember? There's no way you'll be able to give us both the time we deserve, I don't care how good your intentions are.

If we're going to do this, we're going to do it right. And just so we're clear? That means I'll be calling the shots. So figure out some kind of time management system, get your other girl all settled in and then, maybe, we'll talk. Okay?

Now go away kid, ya bother me.

on event shenanigans at a certain Tower...

[pitiedthefool]

No.

I know your back is against the wall on this one, but I am not subjecting the others to the horrors you and the 'mods' have concocted. Especially now that Nanako is...

[He trails off with a sigh, not amused in the least.]

...I can resist for a week, right? That will give us enough time to figure out what to do.

...You can stop watching that part of the anime, too.

[Seriously mun, he feels bad for his anime counterpart getting stabbed in the chest via Izanagi enough as it is. Do not need the reminder of that his future will be like.
> Though maybe you should thank her for ending the Geass effect, too...]

'Tis the season to be scared, after all!

[quid_pro_quo]

You need not trouble yourself with giving me my books back, Mundane.

I would like to have people to read, now.

Please see what you can do about that.

the effects of her game and CR on her self-image

[biothermal]

Maybe...just maybe, being the way I am isn't as bad as I've thought it to be. I've been worried all this time about how I'm different from everyone else back home, but...in the realm you've sent me to, nobody seems to be very concerned with what I am, and they try to treat me like I'm normal. It's...reassuring.

I know that I was against going there in the first place, but...

Thank you.

Testing out a robutt

[kos_mos]

There is a 99.9987 percent chance that deploying me to a game will result in my inability to pursue my primary mission objective. This is unacceptable. Please abort all plans immediately, or I will be forced to take drastic action.

AU!Xion, thinking of towerofanimus

[memoryborn]

That... That wasn't supposed to happen! That shouldn't happen! Don't do this, please! Don't have me...!

... please...

[ooc note: Bad End in which Xion is the one that wins the fight between her and Roxas. Yup.]

Canon is Safety Not Guaranteed

[antisocialvirgin]

Do me a favour and stop calling them 'feels'. Seriously. It's really annoying.

Ahaha what am I even doing.

[auritory]

...Please stop making that face, miss mun. It's a little discouraging to see it this early on. After all, we're working together now, right?

Signed,
Rai

Canon is Phantom Brave, Heading to A_Facility

[possessedchroma]

I appreciate you looking for a home for me, and that your friend will let Ash come there with me. I'm not so sure about it being a torture facility though...

I know that as long as I have Ash, I'll be fine, but what if something happens to him, Mun? I don't want him to somehow get hurt.

And if you don't mind me asking, how can you be so sure that I'll make friends there? And that it won't be like everywhere else?

Sorry, I don't mean to be pushy. It is your decision after all.

Sherry's trying to figure out the sanity of her mun...

[weaponmadeperfect]

You're excited about going to a haunted house because the theme this year is zombies...

[Waits a moment glaring at her mun]

And you're willingly going unarmed?  Really Mun!  They're not 'fun' they're disgusting and really it's best to put them out of their misery.  [And she notices her mun's still not listening.]

Fine don't come running to me when you get bit.  And do me a favor stay out of the zombie nightclub okay?  really whomever thought up that place is crazier than you are. 

(no subject)

[earthwarder]

I doubt this is worth the time. There is a war to be prevented.

Now go do my quests.

App Submitted!

[doubletailpilot]

See, mun? I knew you could do it!!

I dunno why you gotta worry so much about all this. I know you're new to this kinda stuff with people other than your friends, but you never know until you try and you just might surprise yourself! You're probably gonna have a lot of fun, you'll see!!

When it all works out, you're gonna feel really silly!

(no subject)

[nebulabus]

Mun. Mun. I really must get back to my work, so if you wouldn't mind...?

on being apped and accepted to netherworld_academy

[legendintraining]

Finally! What took you so long, mun, I was starting to think you'd stuff me back in--

...what do you mean, you're sticking me with demons?! Quit laughing, there's nothing funny about this! [frustrated huff]

At least I've got Naga, though. That much, you got right.

[Episode Reaction because I felt like it]

[elegant_claws]

You should really stop watching this filth. Clearly, these earth writers have no idea how to correctly portray me.

[Grumble] An entire episode about me and they picked all the wrong clips!

Voice-Testing and Homeless

[twinkiequest]

Well shiiiit, darlin'. If you wanna go in with both feet, you picked the right sonovabitch. One shit-hole's as fucked as another, so why the hell not?

All I got is one condition: This place better have some real monsters. I got lotsa ideas I been meanin' to scratch off my bucket list, and it's too late fer me to go back ta all... not killin' shit on a regular basis. Figure it out.

[ That said, he reclines and puts his boots up, hands lacing casually behind his head. ]

Possibly being apped at Luceti

[herbiggestmistake]

Miss Mundane,

Do you really think that you'll succeed when you can't even finish writing? 

why is this even

[deathclips]

( cut for obnoxious font colors )

guess what's on tv right now...

[morewidows]

Is it Halloween again, my dear? I'm quite pleased you associate such a wondrous holiday with my family, but I would quite wish for it not to be the only time you partook of our tales. Perhaps you ought to do some research into finding the original show, yes?

I do trust you to be careful about what candies you accept when you trick or treat. There are all sorts of people out there who'd want you to believe that wrapped chocolates are the best there is.

The more possible poison contained, the better. Hold your ground on that regard, and you shall do quite well for yourself!

Muse got accepted, and mun is eager.

[punches_boulders]

Okay, okay, jeeze, calm down. I know, it'll be great to see Claire and the others again, and I know someone has to keep Wesker in check, but seriously. You're going to have a heart attack at this rate. You've got everything set up, there's nothing to worry about. The mods will accept me into the communities as soon as they can.

Just... calm down. Please.

on current Arcanarum event

[naltorian]

I'd rather have that nice, spiky-haired boy wrangle a turkey for me. I'm not getting these silks messy, thankyouverymuch. Besides, turkeys are evil, spiteful creatures that peck and chase you when they are mad. Not unlike a certain Coluan I know...

voice testing.

[trims]

I understand you want to try out my voice? I think you'll do fine, although I don't quite understand the meaning of this username— but you know what, that's all right. I need a trim, anyways.

Canon is Rainbow Brite

[prismatism]

Well, mun, it's great that you want to bring me out to play! But don't forget: You've got tags in other characters waiting. It's all right if I can help you get your drive back, but don't stall for too long, okay?

As for that game, don't you think you ought to wait it out a bit? There's plenty of time. I don't think anyone's going to be apping me. I'd actually be surprised to find many other players who even know who I am!

I get it Ceo, calm down.

[redwingingit]

I am calm. I just want you to be confident.

[It's okay. And you're one to talk about confidence.]

T-that's beside the point.

Anyway, read my story one more time, and then we can go play if you want.

Re: Mun's eyes set on a game

[fastandsteady]

Okay okay. You've got your heart set on this. Mostly. 95% of it at least. That's good! But like I said before, it's gonna be a while before you can actually submit an app. You're too eager, Mun.

Hey! I know I was eager in the past myself. But I've learned my ways! Plus this place seems to offer a lot of diversity. You always say I'm curious! ...Too curious? Can you blame me? There are humans there and other things as well! Even things stranger than well, me! Not saying I'm strange or anything-- you know what I mean, Mun! Plus, I'm technically from 1994. And it's what, 2012 now? There's so much stuff I'm missing out on!

Just stick to your studies. Think of it as a reward when you get done in May. Seven months. You can wait that long.

Hopefully.

(no subject)

[de_bel_survivor]

Regardless of what you think, I'm not going to change my diet to include negative emotions. I'm quite happy with normal food, thanks.

...Yes, I know reserves are open. While I wouldn't mind seeing the others again, I don't want them to get stuck here. Even if Naoya or Loki might get a laugh out of the experiments. Probably.

Reaction to next ep's promo.

[neverputincharge]

I don't know what the humans that make this show are thinking. Smokescreen is too green to be going into a major battle to get back Cybertron. The kid doesn't have the experience for it.

This makes me wish Jackie was around. If anybody should be in this fight, it's him.

Why they'd pick a green rookie over an experienced wrecker..I don't get it.

Someone isn't amused with Arcanarum...

[hypercompetent]

 Red riding hood. 

Red riding hood.

1.) That's not funny.

• That's not funny.
  • THAT ISN'T EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY.

2.) I have no idea where you're going to dig up any sort of information on what her personality was like, because she pretty much existed to be werewolf food-- which I definitely do not, by the way. I am a perfectly capable Muggle Best Friend. In fact, I think I'm more capable than most of my furry companions, particularly if they're trying to eat me! We've graduated beyond that point, mostly. Sort of. 

3.) If you don't find someone to bring Scott in something twice as embarrassing (I'm thinking a Disney princess. Allison can be the prince. And maybe Derek as Little Bo Peep with his mutated, sharp teethed sheep, too.) then we are going to have Words. I hope you can feel my capital letters of righteous fury. 

-Stiles. 
 

 

a_facility, CHOO CHOO here comes the trauma train...

[betterlogoutand]

I hate you so much right now.

Actually, no. I hate you all the time and it's just been a steady increase ever since this started. Don't you ever get sick of making people miserable?

Feelings on the new episode [Spoilers within]

[dreadmoth]

( Cut for Spoilers )

Obscure Filler Character is on the scene!

[thecutetransfer]

Hey all you headspace people out there! My name's Shion Hibiki, and I'm homeless in every sense of the word! But I'm still pleased to be here and I wanna become good friends with everyone right away! Heehee!

Highly Amused By New Episode

[deceptionshark]

Well, that was certainly both entertaining and informative.

[His crew is filled with traitors, crazies, and Dreadwing, so all is as it should be.]

In the end, I have everything I need to turn the tables on this little conflict.

[Today was a good day.]

...what have I done...

[disziplinundordnung]

Mundane.

As it seems you will not be dissuaded from this path, allow me to make one thing clear: You will either write me well, or you will discard this foolish notion.

Also, I highly suggest you stop looking at those 'meme' things as well. They are only a waste of time, and you have duties to attend to other than 'roleplay'.

However, do let me know when the person who encouraged you in this is awake. He and I will need to talk. At length. Such a thing was extremely irresponsible, and I have a difficult time believing any one of my citizens could have-

...Ah. My younger brother's citizen, then. I see.

This does not spare either of you from the lecture I have planned. See to it that you pay attention and take notes!

---

[foxoffortune]

Hold up! Just you wait a moment and slow down. You're going to jump back into the thick of things simply because you've finally found a bloody face you like? It's terrible, I'm growing shrubbery on my face. I'll even let Lopin shave me if this keeps on.

So you finally read the newest book:( ... )

(no subject)

[noncompulsatory]

...You're really this distressed that you don't have any female "muses"?

You've heard the saying "you take what you get", haven't you, mundane? I think you should take a closer look at what this means, and re-examine the priorities of what worries you. Because something like this should be at the bottom, if it has to be on the list at all.

Upon stumbling on news that a Diablo 4 is planned.

[lord_of_terror]

You really thought this was the end? Tyreal said it himself just before Imperius killed me so many eons before Sanctuary's creation; "kill him and he will simply return in time." If anything, I wouldn't be surprised if all this wasn't one of Mephisto's machinations somehow freeing us of being bound to Hell, allowing us to be reborn as Nephalem and solidifying our supremacy even more.

Your theories on this 'expansion' you speak of are amusing as well. Malthael's return, Imperius' wrath, Adria's continuing schemes... any of those scenarios would make for an amusing diversion.

(no subject)

[budgets]

I still don't understand why this is what you're fixating on. Why does it matter where I publish my--my supplemental excerpts?

Accepted to 3step_paradise!

[lyokoprincess]

Thanks a lot, mun! I know you really considered going to the other game, but I'm glad you chose to stick with this one. Odd's here and so's Sissi...!

(Yes, XANA's there too.)

...I knew there would be challenges ahead, but even here Odd and I will just do our best to keep him at bay. Hopefully Jeremie, Ulrich and Yumi can show up someday.

Thinking of tushanshu

[meanandgreen]

Bet you think you're real funny, thinkin' of puttin' me on a giant turtle. Well guess what? Nobody's laughing.

(no subject)

[itsmedax]

Oh.

Me?

I mean- I'm flattered? But, really? Me? And... from earlier? Do you really want to do that? I've a hard enough time trying to keep everything straight- Tobin, and Curzon, and Jadzia... All those hosts, and you know I'm likely to babble, and introduce myself wrong- and did I say babble?

You've still got to canon review, not to mention find a place and write an application...