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...You're really this distressed that you don't have any female "muses"?

You've heard the saying "you take what you get", haven't you, mundane? I think you should take a closer look at what this means, and re-examine the priorities of what worries you. Because something like this should be at the bottom, if it has to be on the list at all.

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Hey, some people ain't happy less'n they got something to worry about.

How's tricks, Nigma?

And I've met far too many people who fit that trope.

Not tricky enough, I'm afraid. It's starting to get a bit stale in here.

Well, some of 'em wouldn't know 'happy' if it bit 'em in the cape, but that's another story.

Gettin' the itch to go on another caper, then? You could always try makin' a go as a detective again, I guess... or there's plenty'a games where you'd be a welcome diversion.

Nor would they want to.

Ah, the game my mundane placed me into is usually sufficient, but she's preoccupied with some event that's supposed to shatter everything we know about the place.

Same old, same old.

Women are nothing but trouble, anyway.

Hah! Too true. Besides, better to stay with a comfortable range of voices in your head than overwhelm yourself with them.

...Although putting it that way makes it sound like I'm a figment of the imagination of some certified lunatic.

Maybe we all are. I'm not good with all that philosophical stuff, though.

Hmm, too bad. Although... Philosophy can be dangerous in the wrong hands. Especially in this place.

I just beat people up, steal things, and occasionally have Bat/Bird-related troubles. Beyond that, I don't sweat the metaphysical stuff.

...Brute force can work for some people, as well, I suppose.

We can't all be known for clever riddles, you know.

That doesn't give anyone a reason not to try. So many things would become so much easier if people just tried, instead of wanting answers just handed to them!

Hn. A trivial thing to worry about. I doubt it's a point of concern for anyone except herself, but the mind tends to blow problems out of proportion.

If only that was the only thing she blew out of proportion.

Interesting. You'll have to inform me on the nuances.

Maybe you should try dressing up. We already know you can rock eyeliner.

[Eye twitch.]

Not for her, or anyone, would I ever stoop that low.

That low? Oh, Eddie. How judgmental. Surely a well coordinated cocktail dress and a judiciously stuffed bra carries more dignity than green spandex with purple question marks. You can stick to kitten heels if you're self-conscious.

Hah! Self-conscious, that's a good one.

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