voice testing.

[trims]

I understand you want to try out my voice? I think you'll do fine, although I don't quite understand the meaning of this username— but you know what, that's all right. I need a trim, anyways.

Comments

[shaves]

I take thee, Pepper Potts, to user and name as long as I so do surf the net.

[trims]

Oh, that's very nice of you.

[shaves]

You know, there are plenty of ways to still make this proposal legitimately acceptable. Flowers, chocolates, expensive weekends in Hawaii. I'm not worth any of that to you?

[trims]

Well, should I expect those in an e-card?

[shaves]

Would you want to expect those things in an e-card?

[trims]

It's your choice, Tony.

[shaves]

You could just buy it for yourself with my money, like you normally do. I'm okay with that.

[trims]

And I just did, thank you.

[shaves]

You're welcome. What else can I not-buy buy you?

[trims]

I think I'm fine for now.

[shaves]

Shaves and Trims. We sound like a barber's salon, Jesus Christ.

[trims]

It sounds like something a little different to me when you put it together like that.

[shaves]

I. Yeah. I wasn't going to go there. Although technically, if we are? Should be the other way around. Just saying.

[trims]

Oh my god, you don't have to continue to go there.

[shaves]

You're the one who brought it up, I was being tactful. You ruined it.

[trims]

I did not ruin it, it was obvious.

[shaves]

None of this is my fault. I'd just like to point that out.

[trims]

You just disclosed our personal hygienic habits to the web! How is that not your fault?

[shaves]

I was disclosing them to you, the web just happened to be there. No one cares. If anything, they're glad I confirmed the hygiene in question exists. Buy yourself a Monet and forget about it.

[trims]

No— Tony, that is not okay. I'm going to fix it.

[shaves]

You can't lie about something that's true. Well, you could, but. What does that even mean? Pepper. How are you going to fix it?

You sound crazy.

[trims]

You shhhh- I do not sound crazy.

[ BALETING THE THREAD from "Shaves and Trims." Crafty red x's. ]

There. Done. I did it.

[shaves]

That's got to be going against your contract, I'm fairly certain I put something in there to counteract being sassy.

[trims]

And I signed agreeing to divulge very personal information at your discretion while I was at it?

[shaves]

Maybe. Did you read all the fine print, or just —