dear_mun | Apr. 28th, 2012

Apr. 28th, 2012

You speak english. I speak english. I say no, you don't understand it. I'm wondering if I have to actually get some of those memes you like to spell it out.

No means no. I'm not going anywhere, I'm better over here. Stop trying.

(OOC: Possible spoilers for the Avengers, will try to avoid them.)

alunkoaaz

I wish to remain sequestered with the Greybeards near the Throat of the World. By my master's side. I would live piously with my master, and bring the way of the voice to my brothers. You would take away my Thu'um so I can be traded to a world ruled by a more..."carnal" knowledge.

There isn't a world you can sell me to like a common whore.

love_slave

I can respect the fact you want to see how I would react to different worlds, but shouldn't you be more worried? Many of the planets I've ended up on have not survived. Not even in the Dark Zone.

Well, yes, I do realize that Stanley probably won't be there.

And I'm nowhere near the Lexx.

...Will there be men wherever you take me?

Nice-looking men?

I suppose that doesn't sound so bad. I wouldn't mind seeing a world and having fun. I've never had fun before, and I'm curious about it. Carnivores are curious about many things.

Zev of B3K

gevurah

I have enough on my plate so no, I'd rather Bette not show up in the City. A place like that? She's eager enough as it is. It's not that I don't miss her. It's not like that all. I've just had enough family drama to last me a lifetime and I don't want to get into that right now.

And if I don't want Bette around, what makes you think I want my father of all people? They say I'm stubborn.

teardropshaman

I'm honoured you would bring me back. I'm glad you're sending me somewhere with a friend, too! It seems a little scary, however. You're sure we'll be fine there?

...

Well, I suppose if you say so, I'll just have to trust you. I'm just happy you haven't forgotten me.

monopolizes

[He makes a small humming noise, right in the back of his throat.]

So, on a scale of one to ten, how nervous are you? Wait, don't tell me -- let me guess.

[He holds up a finger before he speaks, an easy-going smile on his lips that is just a little too manufactured, almost as if he's watched other people do it and replicated the results -- but at least he does it well. President-style well.]

Your heart is racing, your pupils are a little dilated, you're hammering away on those keys with your tiny little fingers, as if you have any idea what you're properly doing -- well, to put it lightly, I think you're bullshitting. And hey, who doesn't? This world is just like politics -- you pull the right strings and dance go the puppets, isn't that right?

[And Dick's smile becomes a little more tight.]

We're all -- just -- puppets.

[And suddenly, he tilts his head.]

So, c'mon -- show me the numbers. What's the chance of you sticking with this past this week? Am I a fad or am I the next big thing? And when do I get to play nicely with all my little sandbox friends?

You know the ones.

alley_kit

Wow, I bet you felt really silly after seeing that, huh mun? I mean, you've had me as a muse for how long now? And you didn't have a single thing right about my backstory. I mean, you were absolutely 100% wrong! [Smirks and giggles.]

And don't look at me like that. It's not my fault the people over at Cartoon Network were dragging their tails for so long. But you've done a great job playing me anyway, even if you did have the wrong backstory in mind.

Anyway, you think Lion-O and Tygra will be back soon? Cause just sitting around the Thundertank is kind of boring...

Current Mood: amused

yardlyworking

I'll just be here if you need me, yeah?

saturnkeeper

You know you have almost nothing to work with and you pick me up anyway?

...

I think I like you already, mun-san! I don't mind not being put in a game, but I'm trusting you to not let me get too bored, okay?

prot4g

No, I get why you might want to. I just don't know if I can see this working out as well as you might be hoping.

...I don't think you not being sure either makes it any better. You're the one who fills out all the forms; I'm not too affected by it either way.

keepscalm

Get off of my journal right now.

I mean it! Those other two young ladies of yours have been waiting very patiently for their turns and you need to respect their CR as much as you do mine!

Don't you dare look at that other game for me right now. Go do your other tags. I will still be here when you're done with them.

And stop having "shipping feelings" about me! It's not conductive to completing necessary tasks with your other muses in the least!

trollkiya

Mun-san, this is really unacceptable. My name is not to be made fun of.

And please clean up your room. You're just as bad as Otoya when it comes to keeping things tidy.

I know you are eying that game you were in previously, and you are eager to have me there, but firstly you must finish up your resume, application form, whatever it is that muns need to fill up.

But for now, sleep. It's 3 in the morning, and even when you don't have work the next day (lucky for you) you need to get your rest.

- TOKIYA

midgarhorizon

This is bullshit. I can't just sit around and watch him die, especially since I know it's going to happen now.

I know Tseng said to let him go, but... dammit.

paidinbeer

No.

You shouldn't...I won't let you.

That thing is why it all went wrong! Why I'm like this!

Leave. It. Alone.

badluckbabe

To: Sadistic-bastard-mundane
Subject: Die In A Fire

Every time you start to win me over you pull this crap.
You are NOT an evil mastermind. Trust me I've studied them.
There's no way you pull this off. Just stop now before you really make me hate you.

Yours regretfully,
Jinx

starkgirlfriday

While it's true I could have had less screentime that I had- I'm a little surprised that out of all the big hulking men you could have picked you ended up with me.

Thank you, though. I'm touched.

[ooc: possible spoilers in the comments! Let me know if you haven't seen the film yet.]

unregulated

While I'm all for this little endeavor of yours, I have to admit you're biting off more than you can chew here.

I'd tell you to think about it, but that would involve canon reviews and you spending hours studying up mannerisms...

You either have it or you don't. It's really that simple.

forgottenation

You really should get some sleep mun. It's not good for you to be up so late and then have to get up early for class in the morning. I know the semester is almost over, but you have several projects due next week. You need to get them done and get some more sleep for finals.

oblivionswater

...So we can only have two visitors and they have to have ties to us?

Seeing the Master again would be... tough, but I think it would be nice to see him again.

As long as Master Xehanort doesn't show up I think it would be a good thing for everyone to see people. He's not exactly someone everyone would be happy to see.

ex_flyting687

You've only just overhauled your set of little picture boxes, you don't need to do it again so soon. It's also not my fault that your icons are no longer "canon-point appropriate", as you say; blame the thrice-damned movie wreaking havoc on your neurosis if you must. I have more to worry for than your paltry visual concerns.

One week more to wait, you little girl, and then maybe you'll have something to work with. You'll survive with what you have in the meantime.

treeman

This is all kinds of foolish.

shiroutohero

I believed myself fortunate to have a mundane that didn't think much of nostalgia, but you had to prove otherwise. Well, I won't stop you if you want to waste your time. Just do us both a favor and allow me a place I can work alone.

quakeblind

hey mun,

I am all about this, just so we're clear. it's boring in your brain. But I'm kinda glad that apps aren't open yet, you know? Just take it easy. I don't want you to, you know, do anything rash. Not that I can talk, but...

no, crazy girl, don't doubt yourself! that's not what I mean. I just don't want you/me to idle out. I know you got all your friends there. your friends seem cool. i'm excited to meet them.

see, you've got the tangential rambling down pat.

yatteredglass

@mun hai mun! that's what i call you, rite? mun, cuz you're the one i talk to here, at #dear_mun!!!

is this like yatter? i mean, it looks like it but it lets me type a lot more.

why are you teh sads? :( i know you don't have teh monies for "my cannonz", but that's okay! cannons are dangerous and u gotta be special-trained for them. maybe someone can help you out later!!!

so you want me to go in your game? neat! will sir soundwave be there? or steeljaw maybe! he's my favorite. :D

ok, i guess this works so #ttyl mun!

sweetshinigami

It's rather sad, really. I've been here in your headspace a while so I've gotten to see first hand how you remember muses, use them a while and then they go right back into a corner.

Mm? Ah, I don't mind that much. I do get to do a lot of baking! Everyone here appreciates it too, unlike some people.

trenchcoatedly

Mun,

In the scale of things, I suppose I don't mind sounding like a tiny insensible creature, but how dare you have me call my Father a "lame excuse"? You know I would never commit nor allow such blasphemy even in times when I doubted.

eternal_hatred

Evil?

...What gave you that impression?

redripoff

It's been a year.

And you've gotten sloppy. Forgive me if I'm less than enthused.

in_a_dark_wood

So, what'd ya wake me up for?

Are we gonna party or not? 'Cause I can go right back to sleep. A guy needs his beauty rest.

chestnut

As far as mundanes go, you're incredibly frustrating.

divine_punishment

Feh, took you long enough. Honestly though, It's not much of a surprise that you'd take yer sweet time on this. I know yer track record, an' it's not too good. Sloth is a sin, in case ye've forgotten. Nevertheless, I suppose I can let ye off with a warning this time. Just make sure ye repent, alright? Honestly, it doesn't matter if I'm a priest, you should know all these things.

But enough of this idle chitchat. Let's see if you can actually do something with me. At the very least, it'll be nice to stretch the old legs a bit.

speedyfanboy

( Possible spoilers in the comments? )

reconstructschaos

I appreciate the change of scenery: after all, your headspace was boring, without a single book in sight, and full of people who lead uncomplicated lives. A perfect Hell. There was nothing worthy of being called Chaos there.

Hopefully, this place will dispel my boredom... Kujou had better show up too.

At least the name you've given me here isn't as convoluted as the one on that other "website." In fact, such a simple and straight-forward username is the best I can hope from you.

Also, I see no spider webs, here nor there. What is the point of these names? Are all new words in your era so irrelevant?

misfortuna

Miss Mun,

You had quite the confidence about you! I've been in here for quite some time, so it feels really good to stretch my feet! All that's left for you now is to decide a canon point and find somewhere suitable for myself.

Please do hurry up, I'm afraid I'm a tad impatient.

successfultrollhenry

Bored and alone, so you come crawling to me for entertainment? Why, a most excellent choice, my dear.

wasp_stings

So are you going to actually follow through on sending me off to one of these places or what? I really don't like getting jerked around. Come on, I didn't help save the World and the rest of the Nine realms, so you could play mind games with me.

Don't think just because the rest of the guys aren't here to help me, that I can't kick your butt!
I'm tired of being treated like the weakest link! I'll make you sorry if you start treating me like a damsel in distress!

Current Mood: annoyed

morzzcode

Miss Mun please, I don't know what's going on either. I'm just as confused as you are!

sincerelyourhero

I think it's totally unfair that your country gets The Avengers first, but since I got to watch it with you, I'm not gonna complain much!

And don't tell me to shut up, Mun! How can you shut up and keep quiet when you've got THE CAPTAIN in the same head space as you?! It's impossible, man! IT'S JUST SO COOL!!!

I gotta get him to sign more of my stuff!

croissant_du_ange

I find this amusing, mundane. You act as if someone forced you to take me up as a muse and make this account, when in reality you came to the conclusion yourself. That mean you have no one to blame except yourself. So if I may, please stop trying to blame me just because I made it "so tempting". No one is going to believe that. Simply accept the fact that I am here now, and I won't be leaving. Calm your nerves as well, I'm so you will do fine.

Also, I expect you to learn my song entirely, not just most of it. Think of it as...canon reviewing. I'm sure you can manage that.

-Margaret

deadliestviper

Look, bitch.

If you're going to insist on pushing me out of retirement, at least have the good sense not to overestimate me. Sure, I'm good at what I do, but that doesn't mean I'm invincible, and it sure as hell doesn't mean I'm taking on any challenge you put to me. Wish away but I'm not doing your wǔxiá dance. Just because I could kill someone doesn't mean I will – especially when that person has something to offer me. I'm no vigilante. Did you somehow miss the fact that I'm not stupid?

Come on. Do you really think that's all I can do?

Current Mood: stressed

ex_rampages632

Just as I was beginning to get really good at controlling my emotions, you come along and ruin everything. Why is it so amusing to put me in such embarrassing situations? These 'memes' I'm placed in don't really reflect who I am inside. You use every opportunity to play me as someone who lacks a brain and I really don't appreciate it, miss.

Also, singing Journey with Tony and trying on leather chaps for Loki's amusement has pretty much destroyed what dignity I had left. Thanks for that.

This place called 'Somarium', I don't know how I feel about it yet. I only hope it doesn't require me to be in more embarrassing situations. I've had enough of those. Maybe I'll be able to regain some of my dignity you have so carelessly destroyed over the past few weeks.

[ooc: I haven't seen the Avengers yet so no spoilers please (*A*)]

changedbywar

I am not fat! These are curves! Curves! So I'm just a little soft...

I AM NOT FAT!

spacetimeprime

Mundane.

At this point, everything you hear, no matter who you hear it from. This 'Archer' may have a strong hand in our story, but...

...you will forgive me, if I admit that I would prefer it not be revealed in its entirety, no matter how ravenous you are for the knowledge.

Our time passed long ago. It is their story that matters, not those of an old set of mechs who have served their purpose.

And if there are any lessons that can be taken from our lives, then let it be the ones that let them know that even the greatest...can be blinded by their own pride.

a_mulberry_is_a_tree

Wh-What? The heck is this? You're just lookin' down on me like everybody else ya big jerk! Well balls to that, nobody keeps me down, ya hear?! Not you, not nobody!

Now let's go find us a party, man.

thenewgirl

Hey, so no big deal or anything, but I was kiiind of curious as to what you're going to do with me.

I mean--I love Heather Mason even if she's all video-game and from something with tons of blood, but how did you get it in your head we're suddenly best friends in this alternate universe? 'Cause I've been trying to wrap my noodle around that. And how crazy you and the other two you play with are.

Sooooo if you could just let me know, that would be really, uuh.. appreciated.

huntingromans

[Huff.]

berserkergang

You would have me cast out of Asgard once more for your own amusement, and you seek my cooperation in your endeavor? Some of these places are even stranger than Midgard. I made my choice, tiny mortal, when I shattered the Bifröst. Besides, don't think I don't know of the demands on your time.

Do you know nothing of duty?

[ I've seen Avengers but making this a spoiler free post anyway, please! (Though Avengersy characters are fine.) ]

hardtostomach

Look. Kid. Get a hobby.

I mean, some other hobby. One that doesn't involve jerking me around, okay? Because I have better things to do and you - aren't you meant to be working, or something? Go do that!

[a beat] Can I at least get a beer?

soulsword

Do you really intend to take me away at such an exciting time, mundane? I was so looking forward to playing in my realm with our dear Dr. Strange. I was not quite certain he would be stupid enough to follow me, but he came, and my pets are so eager to see what he tastes like. You have such poor timing, mundane.

[She look contemplative for a moment and then sighs]

This is supposed to be the part where I complain about how horrible you are to even dare try to take me away from Piotr, is it not? I see little point in wasting my time with that, you will do what you will do. Besides, it is not as if Piotr will notice my absence. That is the nature of these places, absence is never noticed. He will not be left alone, I will still be with him in the proper timeline. As long as I am not leaving him alone, I will not waste my time complaining about you taking me away from him.

So, go now little girl, find me a place if you can. It will be no worse than sitting here in your mundane little mind.

zangief_the_red

Well, here we are. In a new and at the same time familiar place.

This is good.

Perhaps the 'old gang' as you put it, has already come here. That, too, would be excellent. I could also do with a challenge, comrade mun! It has been some time since I have gotten to punch anybody, or anything. Let us do that, yes?

filches

I can say with a uncertain amount of certainty that the answer to your question is absolutely, positively, maybe. ...Yes. No.

[ He pauses for a moment to this about his answer with an unusually un-confident expression. He looks from side to side, But no, Jack will not change that answer. ] And that is final.

Assuming that answer is clear enough for you, I will be on my way to do...something.

goalenu

Don't go around fuckin' telling people that's my "flirty" "icon".

The hell does it even matter, anyhow? This is...what is it that Mama says? "Exercise in futility"? You know I'm not one to give up, but...c'mon.

blueandproud

I'm not going anywhere that takes away my mutation.

bitetodeath

Did you have to mention that in the note about the canon update?

crabdad

SCREEEEEEEEEE!!!
SON WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE.
COME SIT DOWN.
WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK.
AND BRING SOME SNACKS, I'M REALLY HUNGRY. I THINK I MAY BE GOING THROUGH A MOLT.

brokethefourthwall

Munnie-mun!

Isn't it great!? We're all moving into Fluttershy's house! Now my bestest friends in the aaaaaall of Equestria are right in the same house!

And we can give cover it in funny decorations, and make yummy treats and stay up all night throwing slumber parties~! It's going to be great! [Giggle.]

delightme

If your overall goal was to have me moan and gripe about my situation, I'm afraid you will find yourself very disappointed. Having Gabriel and the, er, what's-his-face angel around is just dandy with me. As long as it stays that way, of course. Anymore from the family and I might go permanently into hiding.

Although, I do have to say I'm not very sure I like the way you imply I will help Castiel at the drop of a dime. Especially now, of all times.

stealstires

Chill.

He didn't say that because of me. He wouldn't say that because of me.

theprimarch

Mundane.

It would be... appreciated if you would make up your mind on this matter. I understand you have been busy with your education, but you made a promise to your comrades. See to it that you meet those promises, and soon.

desirable

Yes, mundane. It is indeed a relief to have returned. But... I had hoped it would not be at my despair that your inspiration would reawaken.

I shall miss my Narcissus, but I will not shed another tear. I have already shed one too many, and there is my child - his son - to care for.

[Her breath hitches.] I - I do not wish to think of something befalling Cesare, please. I could not bear it. I would die then, I am sure of it. You must let me apologize to him for being so careless with my words.

And brother Juan... I would only be sorry he has breath in his lungs while my sweet Paolo rots in the ground, stolen from this world.

I suppose I have become more cruel. That is the Borgia way, is it not? Perhaps now you will share with me the truth, Mundane. The one where you are entertaining the notion of sending me someplace?

numbersnfigures

I don't think it should come as a surprise to you that I disagree with the other man who shares this space with me, considering his narcissistic personality ~~and the fact that he refers to me as Encyclopedia Brown~~. With his personality type and the way that he charms others, especially women, he could easily be a serial killer. Ted Bundy used his good looks and charisma in order to gain the trust of his victims. I'm sure you're aware of that.

Anyway- I think you should consider carefully whether you're overextending yourself now that you're finished with your graduate studies. I don't see why I need to be in a game here. I'm perfectly happy in the game that I'm in on the other website. Very happy, actually. I never thought one could be so happy in these games as most of them are quite miserable. I don't find there to be a valid reason to send me some place on here as well.

If the team is there?... Well that's... a consideration. But you know as well as I do that the team is elusive on these sites. I believe you estimated that approximately 90% of the team muses are me. That seems to be in an accurate range, though is clearly only an estimate.

There are other, more productive things you could do with your time.

horse_lover

D --> Mundane, i w001d have words with you
D --> Why have I not been outside of your head?
D --> It is unhealthy for me to be inside for so long
D --> I need to train my body to the utmost health
D --> Also, I may need some towels

tellsthebard

Do not be so proud, Little Miss. I am not for which which you may toy. My children have need for their mother, and my husband has need of his wife, when it so pleases him. [Bitter? Why no!] Hamnet has only just been laid to rest and risen to be with the angels. I am in no mood for trickery or cruelty, but if to me you show, then I shall return the grievances all the same.

sincerely,
Anne Hathaway Shakespeare

plushrumpus

( cut for spoilers and also hideous orange courier for those who hate that shit )

anticking

I have spent some time on Midgard. Enough to know of people like you, the ones who find thrill in the adventures of another. A pity, truly; there is so much adventure, even in your world. There is so much to see, so much to feel.

Do you not worry for it? That you might miss it. Or do you prefer these, from the safety of your own home, your own desk, your own life? Adventure comes with pain, true, but I would not exchange a bit of it.

Not to lose the life I've had.

holyloveguru

I thought you had gotten over trying to play me. What happened to responsibility and 'no more rp'?

I still don't understand why you need to play this version of me, or why you're obsessed with drugs and orgies. That really makes me wonder your state of mind, but who am I to judge?

You could have me with my mojo and powers, but instead you chose this me. I'm not complaining, pills are better when I'm this me, and I don't need to drink a whole liquor store to get drunk... just some of it.

If you do find a home for me, then find one with my oh so Fearless Leader. (Never mind there are greater odds of the angels coming back here than that happening)

-Cas

thesuperego

This is a step up from "skintight," but it's still not very creative.

winged_moon

I fail to see how any of this is at all amusing.

Cease your attempts to make my life miserable at once.

mightily

Lady, you fret far too much. You have faced other heroes and villains alike and stood tall. It is most admirable for a Midgardian like you. Be brave once more! You've fought injustice, you have no need to fear the mere words of others. Let them scoff if they must. You shall act as an Asgardian. Act in this way and keeping my company will be easy. I look forward to our future adventures.

forgottenmagia

Ehhh, are you that happy to be able to learn more about my scroll? Yes, it's the "Sorcerer's Picture Scroll", did you think it was nameless, mun-san? [Giggle-giggle.] It's "theft-proof" yes, so like Patchouli-san said, Marisa-san couldn't have copied it even if she tried her hardest, it would only be paper with sutras written in its folds, its curse revealing a rather nasty supply of miasma. I wonder, did you doubt my creative talent? Surely you did not think someone else manufactured it for me? A thousand years gives one a large amount of free-time, you know. Even a tone-deaf screecher can become a lovely songbird if given the necessary time.

As for my preordained "levels"...it should not be that shocking, ne? [Threat level: unknown, human friendship level: medium.] I've merely seen the darker sides of humanity, and do not trust them as easily as Ichirin-chan does...but by no means would I attack an innocent. I am a wary soul.

And my "threat level" you say...are you worried I have a hidden dark side, or something of the sort? [Giggle-giggle.] Don't be silly. It's absurd....

sister_act

Dear Mun,

You know those numbers in bathroom stalls, such as "XXX-XXX-XXXX gives the best XXXX!!!" or "For a good time call XXX-XXX-XXXX!!!!" ?

Those are never my number.

For a good time you definitely do not call me.

You've got the wrong sister, just saying.

boobs_of_steel

You know, I was hoping that you'd be a little more mature after not playing me for awhile.

As you're still giggling over there, I'd say no.

So...are you actually going to play me, or just giggle?

hewhoinvites

C'mon Mun, I don't have time for this. I gotta get the pieces of the Ame-no-nuhoko before it falls into the wrong hands.

And no. I don't care who InuYasha is or why you're saying we have something in common. He sounds like a mutt.

hypertoxic

( cut for courier. )

anaksunamun

We have a plan. I know my Imhotep will not fail me. (While she speaks, she looks at herself in a pool of water. From head to toe, she is painted in gold.) He will free me from my husband's nightly...attentions. I have no desire to bed him a moment longer.

Can't you see? This is the only way. (One might pity her if she wasn't smirking like the cat that caught the canary.)

I think we have issues.

Apr. 28th, 2012

Apr. 28th, 2012

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