dear_mun | Jan. 9th, 2012

Jan. 9th, 2012

How much is that doggy in the window?

This is seriously the your favorite username out of the ones you came up with? Seriously? You couldn't even come up with a cool one to make up for all the shit you're putting me through. I should've figured.

And, no, it doesn't make it any better that all the crap going on has a point to it and that it's already moving in the right direction. Newsflash! It still sucks! Which means you seriously owe me something good soon. Get brainstorming.

sarcasticpelican

I'm not entirely sure why you picked me to be the first person you RP off of your two usual sites.

I mean, there are plenty of other places you could've gone where someone a bit more...crowd-pleasing than me is available. I know how much you like CT, after all.
Hey- Considering how little action I ever get? I'm not really complaining, and it's something new for me to do. I could always do with a little less boredom, you know?

I guess what I'm saying is, I look forward to flying with you. Or in the case of where you're about to send me, falling. And crashing into a pile of junk. And being held hostage by what we know is possibly an insane AI.
But hey, who's counting? Not me for sure.

Just keep it interesting, Ma'am. And from what I hear that won't be too hard.

ironxsavior

Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! You just HAD to go and fuck with my love life on top of everything else?!

No, I don't care that you had no control over that part. It was still your idea!

I really hate you.

elderspeaksfirst

So. Joor fen kos in. A mortal will be the master. Unexpected. Few have attempted to seek me out for centuries, and you are no Dovahkiin.

You choose a strange path by which to learn. Joor fen los zul, nuz Thu’um niid. But perhaps it is not the Thu’um you seek. What then do you desire of me, mortal?

ophiovacca

Isn't it a bit late to make a so drastic a change?

[she is talking, of course, about the new horns-- her horns have changed, and now obviously resemble those of a dairy cow. small, forward-facing, and curved in towards her face rather than behind her head.

she reaches up to smooth a hand over one.]

Oh, they're cute~ but... you worked so hard on all these icons. It would be a shame to waste them~

My, so capricious, my Mistress Mundane. But, if you're enjoying yourself, I guess I should be glad~ after all, you're the most dangerous when you're bored.

dontpatr0nizeme

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brosaka

I don't have time to waste fooling around with you, Mundane. If you couldn't tell, Shirou's skills aren't improving anytime soon with my absence. I would prefer to get to the Clock Tower without your interference.

justliveshere

Ah, excuse me, mun...

It's only that-- as interesting as it is to be here-- I really would prefer to be back in Kyoto right now. It's not that this isn't a good place to be! Really! Just-- it would really be a shame to be whisked away somewhere else so soon, when I finally feel like I've begun to settle into Kyoto a little.

Besides-- I'm sure there are some great things around here, but I don't think any of them could compare to what I've found in Kyoto!

-Chikahito Takamoto

i_can_seeyou

Sun comes out, see the sky and you bring me back out to play your games. But the night comes again, and another boy appears, whole and blind.

Don't like these games. Like going to the dentist. Say cleaning, but they scratch and scrape and claw and all the good comes away, too.

You're late.

youngnobelman

... Why are the bulk of my icon keywords Glee quotes? I'm nothing like those singers and cheerleaders.

Yours,

Touma H. Norstein

un_original

What? It's not like you're sending me anywhere! The very least you could do is bring Master Van in here so I'd have someone to train with.

And stop it with the sorry looks, would you? It's really getting on my nerves.

willnotdespair

Mun... you don't need to do this. You're fully aware how hard it was to find one game to put me in. So why are trying to find a second game?

I don't think "because this is Dreamwidth and the other game isn't moving" is much of an excuse... but I can't stop you, can I? Well, good luck. Maybe you'll have the same luck you did last time this time as well.

thatswhatpeopledo

You have absolutely no idea what you're doing. You do know that, right? Or is your simple little brain just that enamored with me?

[Rude, Jim. Rude.]

I thought that might be the case. If you're as obsessed with this show as you seem to believe you are, why are you sitting here--[Airquotes]--roleplaying, when you could be reveling in your fangirlish delights by watching the next episode?

No~o, by all means. If you're enjoying butchering my voice, don't let me stop you. It's rather fun watching this display of you struggling. Endearing, almost.

barefaced

I fail to see what there is to be so pleased about.

You're making a mistake, human.

If you think that I will stand for this, I suggest that you carefully reconsider.

intheinterestof

Really, Miss...Mun? Really?

I've tolerated the change of location. I've tolerated your insistent demand that we rehash my embarrassing school days. I even tolerated you changing my gender because you get some sick, mad kick out of it, but all of this talk about joining games? The line needs to be drawn.

Regardless of the fact that I have no interest in being part of any of these ridiculous settings you keep coming across--and don't even get me started on the class of people that flock to them, I can't really be expected to socialize with anyone of...that sad caliber-- you've already said enough that you don't have the time to keep up with them.

...And don't you dare say that you're only looking into them because you want me to have more friends because we both know that's a pile of dragonshit.

How about you do us both a favor and give up this foolish little whim of yours? If you really want something else to do with me, you could always get off your arse and focus on those unfinished stories you keep dragging your feet over.

red_medic

Of course I vould do great as Soldier, mundane!

But I doubt any of zhose pesky children I haff to team up vizh for zhis are in any vay capable of doing meinen job correctly und ve bozh know zhat zhe outcome of a mission often depends on how gut zhe Medics are doing zheir job. Even if meine dear colleagues tend to forget about zhat.

So rest assured: Zhe RED team vill vin zhis. Naturally.

invisibilities

I don't want an update. Or to go to some new place.

You should put me back and find someone else.

springflower

Miss Mun, I'm excited that you want to app. me somewhere! Even if you don't have a clue where to app., it's an honor knowing that you're considering playing me!

I promise I won't let you down, OK?

~Haruka

worldinagrain

...

You've seen... I thought you understood. I don't want to deal with that here. I don't want the atilier again.

You told me it was a funny game, mundane. My Shadow can't be funny. You know that.

[Okay, so it's not technically a Shadow, Your True Self (TM), but close enough. My mistake.]

tinmanwithaheart

'Mun', is it?

Look, its not that I don't understand the intrigue. Or that I've never paused a moment myself to wonder just what it would be like if I could dictate the actions of others. It's in human nature to wonder,it's in human nature to want to control. But then again, I wouldn't have a job if I could.

Did you know that there is a fungus, Cordyceps Fungus, that can inhabit and control a living organism by entering its brain? Through tiny spores it can enter the mind of an ant....driving it to climb and to climb, until its served its purpose and the fungus can grow out of its head. Fascinating.

Never works out well for the ant though.

But anyway, I can't say that I don't see the interest, but I've got an important job to do. So while I would like to stay and watch your experiment with me, I just don't think I have the time.

pinpoints

Here's the thing, mundane: You wanna play me? Then you've gotta be better than me.

I reee-hee-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelly don't think you're up to that.

Yes, I quoted Scrubs. Problem?

transcendens

Impossible though I suspect it is for one so simple-minded to believe, I've better uses for my time than wasting it attempting to communicate with you.

Planning for the rampant plague of stupidity about to befall the city of eternal night, for example. You may have forgotten about it, but I assure you, I have not.

Cease entertaining the futile notion of subjecting me to further idiocy and concentrate on the matter at hand.

I haven't come this far only to lose everything due to your inattention.

thinkin_arbys

...I'll miss everyone. You already told them what you want, and what I need, but I don't think it's so easy to move on.

My family. That's what they've become.

I made my decision, though, and I will stand steadfastly by it. We both will.

My future. Our future. There's nothing to do but grit my teeth and run headfirst.

roadrollers_maiden

You're actually confusin' me a bit, User! I mean, it's not that I'm not grateful or anything, but you're sort of forgetting that you sort of never used me, ever, back at that other place. What's the use of even thinking of bringin' me over here?! Not to mention, nothin's really been done back at our 'verse, anyway.

Though, I am liking this new username. Better than the old one which was pretty much just my number and name, am I right?

Also, 'bout these icons. Glider is nice and all, but didn't you think of differentiatin' me a bit or something, what with those drawings of yours? Or was that just for videos for the covers we've done? Eh, I guess it really doesn't matter much. Just think a bit on it, alright?

Anyway, I guess I should just trust you in bringin' me here. We'll just have to wait and see what comes to mind!

shiningbinds

I hardly understand your enthusiasm, mundane. I also fail to see why only sending your "original character" there is not sufficient enough.

...hm. I suppose that answer is not surprising in the least, coming from you. You always have been one to 'bounce' multiple characters off of Mithos. However, I still do not believe this is the brightest of your ideas.

On that note, I advise you to not get too distracted from Luceti, although you are excited for this other game. ...I suppose 'apping' me to games alongside one of your original characters is going to become a habit of yours?

liquidouroboros

You must be joking. All this time and now you decide to put me in an actual game? No, 'decide' isn't even the word. You're pacing back and forth as usual because you can't make such a basic choice. Foolish little child. Not to mention you can't really think Otacon will ever manage on his own without me.

Cease calling me 'Plisquid' as well. After so long I've grown very tired of such a juvenile name.

--Liquid Snake

martelapproves

NO.

I don't care if I'm going to become a God, I'm not going to protect a bunch of humans. Get the idea out of your head, NOW.

[. . .]

So what if Kratos is going? He's a traitor. He'd only end up stabbing me and my sister in the back again.

preparefortrouble

Who are you calling a "lame rocketeer", twerp?!

You're the one who's more than that -- how dare you mess with me! Now then, make sure that you do this application, or you'll be the one preparing for trouble!

Especially since both Meowth and the Boss are heading to that place! Now hurry up, don't dilly-dally! After all, we have some Pokemon to nab.

wannabolt

A tie?

[Huff.]

He just got lucky this time, that's all. Sure the guy's fast, but he's got nothing compared to somepony like me. He can't even fly, and there's no way he'd be able to pull off a Sonic Rainboom.

[Dash shrugs and rolls her eyes.]

Just you wait, mun. We may've tied this time around, but the next time I see him, I'll be flying circles around him faster than he can blink.

[She groans, crossing her front legs.]

And, okay, he's not that bad. And he knows some cool tricks... But I'm still cooler.

itsalladream

Mun,

I can't believe you're going through with this. I really don't think this is funny.

rather_be_surfing

...You obsess over the strangest things. And that day is over a month away still.

Just...give it a rest, all right? I'm fine with how things are.

ex_themonster812

[Hear that sound coming from behind you? (Or is it from above? Perhaps from the side...)

Look out, you're now face-to-face with a large, sentient, smoke monster.

Don't mind as it judges everything that gets in it's way...]

idonthelppeople

Yeah, I'd like to take a shot at this Crownless King of yours. If it ain't a good fight, at least it'll keep the old chainsaw from rusting over completely.

So, who wants to be bisected first?

dowhatyoudecide

Hello, Ms. Mun!

Wow, it's been a long time, hasn't it? Something feels a little different... Well, I'm sure it's just that I'm going to an AU game now. It sounds really exciting! I can't wait to try it out!

So...

Get working on your application! Geez! You're driving me crazy, you know that? You've already decided to do this, so do it! If I can't slack off, neither can you!

Sincerely,
Sara

this_is_keron

A high-powered beam rifle with sniper capabilities is impressive, but weapons like those are very specialized and only useful in specific circumstances while a regular beam rifle is more versatile over all. It also requires less skill and would make finding a Meister easier.

[But Giroro, it has sniper capabilities.]

Hmph. Weren't you just saying that the one thing you were looking forward to about me was that you could sign up for those investigation missions because I know how to do recon? How am I supposed to do that if my Weapon form is a giant white canon?

[But it has sniper capabilities]

You even admitted that that weapon's not really my style. Go with the beam rifle.

[Stop making so much sense! You're only supposed to be a brawn-no-brains character, aren't you!?]

...

[...

...I'm sorry. Don't hurt me.]

or_timelords

That didn't last long, did it?

Six tags. Six tiny tags before you lose interest. Yes, yes, I know, you haven't lost interest. You're just not sure if you have my voice down. What's that even supposed to mean, by the way? I've got my voice down. Beautifully, perfectly, there's nothing wrong with my voice. I could sing the Queen of the Night's second aria with my voice, except not, because you won't let me. I can't do anything unless you let me. Can you even imagine how frustrating that is? You tell people that you know me inside and out; well, if you do, you should know that I like to keep busy. Sitting in the back of your head watching dustbunnies collect in the corners of your brain isn't really my definition of keeping busy.

Brains so do have corners. I've lived in one for over three years; I should know.

Anyway. Finish the thread, yeah? You want to finish the thread. You keep saying you do, and I live in your head, so I know you're telling the truth. Just go and do it! And stop letting the other one talk to Sherlock Holmes. It's always him who gets to meet all the interesting people. He needs to stop hogging all the attention; other people want to get out, too. At least occasionally.

jurisimpudent

I'll not waste my breath pointing out the utter idiocy of your plans to join this game; such words are, to my way of thinking, trite by virtue of their inevitability. Yes, you - like nearly everyone else - have comparatively limited time. And, of course, you wish to play the martyr over this, agonize and complain, so that others will know just how busy and important you are. I'm not going to enable such self-indulgent behavior.

Rather, I'll merely tell you this: if you think you're so utterly and terribly busy, if you think that you've so little time, then don't waste it further with whining. Instead, make it count. I've no use for someone who will dither rather than be a productive member of society.

angerissues

You're not seriously going to take this as a sign that you're "meant to play me", are you?

theintermediary

No, I'm not going to try and talk you out of this; I see no point in it. You've already put in a reserve and chosen a 'canon point,' it seems pretty clear to me that arguing with you on this is pointless.

Besides...there are worse places you could take me and worse points in time you could choose.

We'll see how it goes. At least I can continue to serve a purpose there.

notist

So this time you intend on ripping my soul out for the world to see. Oh, no, that's fine. Besides, you're going to do it no matter what I say, right?

Damn it. Why do I bother talking to you?

eyeofwildtiger

No! No, no, no! Those are all terrible ideas!

First of all, if I can't have my suit, an evil-other-not-me-person-thingie shouldn't have one either! I don't care if it'd be easy to make an icon!

Second, we can just go about helping others handle theirs and just pretend mine doesn't exist, yeah? I like that plan. Let's go with that. ...no? [SIGH.]

Ah! And stop lookin' up "Dark Tiger" pictures. It's really creepin' me out.

...

NO, you can't use those for an icon, either!

I think we have issues.

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