Voice testing...and he's not thrilled...

[alwayspenetrated]

Bitch, wait just one fucking minute!

"Always penetrated"? Are you fucking kidding me? What is that bullshit!? I'm fuck-mothering Dante! Do you understand what that means? It means I do the penetrating!! And I'll have you know that I do that penetrating A LOT!!

Now, if you wanna' air my dirty laundry for all to see, go right ahead. I don't really give a shit.

But do it right God dammit!!

[He pauses to cross his arms before his broad chest, grumbling to himself.]

Jesus...you get stabbed a few times and people can't let it the fuck go...

Comments

[alwayspenetrated]

Oh you're suuuuch the loving sibling. You should win the medal for best big brother ever!

[...wait a second.]

I'm not a baby and I wasn't crying! Asshole!

[hellboundslayer]

[ just gives three small claps. ]

[alwayspenetrated]

[Growls and gives him the finger.]

[hellboundslayer]

As much as I am thankful for the continuous waggling of your tongue to finally be put at rest, I will have to decline.

[ classy, Dante. ]

[alwayspenetrated]

It wasn't a fuckin' offer, moron! Sorry bitch, I don't swing that way.

[And frankly, he doesn't want to know if his brother does...]

[And when did Dante claim to be classy?]

[hellboundslayer]

[ obviously doesn't, but Vergil just raises a brow. ]

Coming from a you that has a username that can easily be misconstrued as a double entendre? That isn't really confidence inspiring, Dante.

[alwayspenetrated]

It wasn't my fuckin' idea, my vote was for "stylishred" but the mun shot that down in a hot shit minute...

[Because it was laaaaaaaaame!]

[hellboundslayer]

Garishred would have been more appropriate.

[alwayspenetrated]

Oh because yours is so fucking original. How fear-inspiring! I'm shaking!!

[Sarcastic Dante is sarcastic.]

[hellboundslayer]

It is quite all right to be jealous. I won't hold it against you.

[alwayspenetrated]

...yeah, jealous. That's what we'll call it.

[Eye roll.]

[hellboundslayer]

[ smirk.

you go enjoy your username and its various implications, brother dear. ]

[alwayspenetrated]

[Glaaaaaaaaaare.]

[So much hate.]