Voice testing...and he's not thrilled...

[alwayspenetrated]

Bitch, wait just one fucking minute!

"Always penetrated"? Are you fucking kidding me? What is that bullshit!? I'm fuck-mothering Dante! Do you understand what that means? It means I do the penetrating!! And I'll have you know that I do that penetrating A LOT!!

Now, if you wanna' air my dirty laundry for all to see, go right ahead. I don't really give a shit.

But do it right God dammit!!

[He pauses to cross his arms before his broad chest, grumbling to himself.]

Jesus...you get stabbed a few times and people can't let it the fuck go...

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[nevan]

I already told you- because you are yelling so much and I don't feel comfortable and in the mood.

No woman does. That's why you have rotten luck with ladies.

[Or succubus/vampire. She's starting to question if he ever gets laid.]

[alwayspenetrated]

Excuse me? Bitch, just because you're mad because you don't have a body anymore doesn't mean you get to take it out on me! I've laid more pipe than Devil May Plumbing! In fact, I should start that business!!

[Devil May Plumbing...Dante did you really just say that?]

I have awesome luck with the ladies, you're just jealous - don't blame me for that!! I can't help being so studly!

[nevan]

'Devil May Plumbing' sounds like a cheap porno magazine.

Yes... such an amazing luck that ladies love you so much to shoot you between the eyes. [No Dante, no one will let you live that down.]

Oh I am not mad about not having body. I am irritated because you're yelling for nothing of importance.

[alwayspenetrated]

Anything I yell about is important. That's called a 'fact'.

...and it does! ...THAT'S what I should do! Start my own porno magazine!! I'll get you, Trish and Lady together, then get some pizzas and strawberry sundaes, and we'll do a kinky photoshoot for the first issue!

Of course, why didn't I think of this before? Porn's where all the money is!!

[He's seeing dollar signs and totally ignoring the shooting comment.]

[nevan]

I really hate to let you down but, Muns don't really give a damn no matter how much you complain.

I wouldn't have much of a choice if you really do that. But I don't think Lady and Trish would agree with the idea. You might lose your lower... necessities.

[He shouldn't. Lady might really kill him over this idea.]

[alwayspenetrated]

...yeah I'm kind of fond of those.

[In other words 'I hate to admit it, but you have a point.']

And fuck the muns! They may not give a damn, but I can certainly make their lives a living hell for this torture! Fuck only knows what else they have planned for me!!

[nevan]

[Insert smirk here.]

Unless muns planned to toss you in "World ended, you survived" games, you will probably visit a lot of sex memes. Which I think you wouldn't mind.

[alwayspenetrated]

[Interested Dante is interested.]

...sex memes you say. Tell me more.

[His shit-eating grin couldn't be bigger.]

[nevan]

[Interested Dante is not violent Dante.]

There are lots of types. From the Hotels that drug you and make you have sex, to those that have the kinkiest stuff possible. I don't think I have to say more- your dirty mind already supplied all the pictures and answers from this.

[alwayspenetrated]

.......These are....real places?

[You're drooling Dante...]

Bitch, if you're playing with me, I swear to every holy deity in creation, I will pull every one of your strings off and smash you to tiny pieces!!

[nevan]

[She chuckles evilly-]

I had the chance to inflict pleasureful pain. It was really, really tasty.

But of course, you visiting that place depends on your Mun, and solely on your mun. No amount of bitching, yelling and threatening can help.

[alwayspenetrated]

...so I need to be nice to the bitch to get to these places of paradise?

[Yes indeed, Dante.]

..............well fuck my life!

[nevan]

Hmpf. At least you still have the body to enjoy it.

If you want my opinion- suck it up. And you'll get all the ladies you want.

[alwayspenetrated]

........

[He's torn. He's not about to roll over like a little bitch. But on the other hand..........all the ladies he wants...who turns that down!?]

[nevan]

[She smiles wickedly.]

There's a nice Dante. But that doesn't mean you can't talk you know.

[alwayspenetrated]

Oh I don't have a problem talkin', you know that!

[Except just now, but he's ignoring that.]

[nevan]

Good. Can't wait to see you naked. You always had amazing body.

[She had brief chance to touch it too.]

[alwayspenetrated]

[He grins.]

Heh, yeah - I know.

[And he will be naked most of the time, if he has his way.]