Voice testing...and he's not thrilled...

[alwayspenetrated]

Bitch, wait just one fucking minute!

"Always penetrated"? Are you fucking kidding me? What is that bullshit!? I'm fuck-mothering Dante! Do you understand what that means? It means I do the penetrating!! And I'll have you know that I do that penetrating A LOT!!

Now, if you wanna' air my dirty laundry for all to see, go right ahead. I don't really give a shit.

But do it right God dammit!!

[He pauses to cross his arms before his broad chest, grumbling to himself.]

Jesus...you get stabbed a few times and people can't let it the fuck go...

Comments

Hmm, true! Maybe make an open post in a musebox and pimp the link? Or NPC the bar-goers?

[derpir]

...F-fifty-six kinds... *Yeah, he would have been doubly screwed in a fight - and not the good way!*

I... I don't know... I mean... *He bites his lip, nervous.*

I guess? B-but... how... what are you planning?

{There's always the dressing-room that I have Lance in! It's the-love-hotel. }}

Re: Anything sounds fine with me!

[alwayspenetrated]

((I'm still pretty new to this place so I don't really know how to set this stuff up - lol total newb, I know XD))

It's easy kid! We go into the bar, get some drinks, play some pool - find some guys that don't know what a dhampir is-

[Or, more accurately, what they have.]

-And we tell them! They won't believe it, we bet them money, show off your goods and make some fast cash!!

[Seems like a fool-proof plan...NOT.]

I'll see about setting that up, then! :D

[derpir]

{I've been on DW for awhile, so feel free to ask questions! <3}}

Sh-show off my...

You mean... flash them? *F-flash his junk at...? Oh... oh god. Someone kill him now! In the meantime, he seems to.. melt. Into a... plant? It's darkly-colored, and has no shadow. And it's kinda wriggling....

*It's about as tall from Dante's foot to his knee. But it's Lance alright. Some of the... leaves... seem flushed.*

Re: Awesome!! Thanks!! :D

[alwayspenetrated]

((Thanks so much I appreciate it!! :3 ))

[Dante stares before he crouches down and absently pokes the plant.]

That you, kid? ...DUDE THIS IS AWESOME!!

Is there anything you can't do??

[He's like a kid with a new toy...]

No prob!

[derpir]

{Do you have any smut preferences, since it is a sex d-r? So I can include info in the main post. If you don't want things to come to smut, that's fine too.}}

*The plant wriggles, one leaf curling around Dante's hand. The blush seems to darken along the whole length of the plant, and the wriggling seems to be excited, somehow. With some effort, it uses some of its other limbs to climb onto Dante's forearm and cling like an octopus. It, of course, casts no shadow even like this. Aside from this, some natural perks, and cloaking himself in shadows, this is about it.*

[alwayspenetrated]

((Not really - smut's fine, my only real preference is to keep Dante hetero. Not really into anything over-the-top or hard-core, but that's about it as far as restrictions go!))

[Dante stares for a minute before chuckling a bit.]

All right kid, c'mon. Man up, you'll be fine!!

[Can he really say 'man up' and have it make sense? Well, he did anyway so...]

[derpir]

{Okay. Last question: tag-order? I'm counting the main post as Lance's tag. If you want to tag second, just reply to the post once I have it up. I'll indicate in the main body that everyone is to tag you. c: I was thinking threesome situation, or otherwise having the characters split up if the other isn't interested.}}

*After a moment, the plant drops off of him and returns to its human shape. Oh man, is Lance pink in the face!*

...I'd better be. *Pouting. Pouting so hard right now. Can you tell how unamused he is?*

[alwayspenetrated]

((That sounds good! I'm a very go-with-the-flow kind of mun XD))

Don't you have any faith in me? Worst-case scenario is we piss off some big biker dudes and they try to kick our asses!

[As if a human could kick a half-demon's ass.]

[It suddenly occurs to him-]

Heheh, y'know, we're actually a lot alike, kid!

Link!

[derpir]

{http://the-love-hotel.dreamwidth.org/968576.html here we are! So tag in first if you wanna go second, and I'll update the post to show it. :)}}

...True. But... I know I'm stronger than a human, a-and...

*A beat.*

...A lot alike? How so?

Re: Schweeeeeeeet!!

[alwayspenetrated]

((Awesome!! Will do! :D ))

[Dante grins, like he's got the biggest secret in all the world.]

I'm a halfbreed myself - you're lookin' at a half Demon right here, kiddo!

<3

[derpir]

Seriously?!

*Just, he's staring in awe now.*

That explains the odd feeling I got from you.

[alwayspenetrated]

Odd feeling? You mean about how awesome I am? Heheh, yeah, I get that a lot!

[Yeah, that's TOTALLY what he meant, Dante...]

But yeah, my pop was a Devil, my mother was a Human.

[You see how much reverence he has for one over the other.]

[derpir]

*He catches that "was" very quickly.*

So our human sides both come from our mothers.... *He smiles a little.*

I bet your mother was wonderful. *And he means it! He feels like he'd be honored to be able to meet her, were it possible.*

[alwayspenetrated]

[That statement catches Dante very much off guard. He stares for a moment, unable to speak. After a few minutes, he smiles and chuckles a bit to himself.]

Yeah...she was beautiful, and selfless - she was indeed wonderful.

[He blinks after a minute.]

And your mother? What was she like?

[Dante assumes nothing - though he does indeed hope that this kid had as kind a mother as he did. He deserves it, after all.]

[derpir]

Both my parents are still alive, though I moved out a few years ago. But it's easy enough to visit them.

*He smiles wryly.*

She's like... your mother, I think. She's like a beacon of light for non-humans and halfbreeds. Last I heard, she was trying to help bridge the gaps between two different demon species. With my father in tow, of course.

*Amused, he chuckles.* My father didn't agree with it at first. Said it would just fan the flames of hatred more, but she just told him so long as he was there, she had nothing to fear.

My parents have been at that effort ever since before I was conceived. I think you'd like her.

[alwayspenetrated]

[Dante is very quiet. He hasn't had either of his parents for a very long time. On the one hand, he's envious, wishing he still had his mother - not necessarily his father. But, it's still good.]

Hn, keep 'em close kid.

[He can't really bring himself to say anything else. He doesn't really want to get into it - he doesn't share his sob story.]

[derpir]

*He can kind of sense that, and he just smiles back and nods.* I do. We communicate more frequently when we can't be there in person.

*He seems to think a moment, then wraps Dante up in a hug! Because it... seemed like he needed one.*

[alwayspenetrated]

[Well that was unexpected! Dante allows this for a brief moment before gently pushing Lance off.]

All right, all right, no need to get queer on me!!

[Manly Dante is manly, but he appreciated it, deep down.]

[derpir]

*Lance pulls away, then flashes a cheeky grin.*

If you think THAT is queer, how about I show you what it's really like?

*He sticks his tongue out at him.*

[alwayspenetrated]

...I don't know what that means but I don't wanna' know either.

[Dante moves quick and attempts to snatch the dhampir's tongue between his thumb and pointer finger.]

[derpir]

*Lance sees it coming, and backs off in a blur of movement, but also winds up displaying his inhuman speed. His tongue is safely back in his mouth.*

Pffft. You really don't like gay jokes, huh?

[alwayspenetrated]

[Dante's surprised with the sudden display of speed. But he should have seen that coming - dhampir and all.]

Heh, kid - I am all man. Manly men like chicks. If other dudes wanna' fuck other dudes, good for them! Just leave me the fuck out of it!

[derpir]

Oh come on, don't insult me. That's lame.

*He reaches at his shoulders and puts his headphones on, then rubs the back of his neck.*

[alwayspenetrated]

[Dante frowns and reaches to push his headphones off. He's acting a lot like that punk kid Nero.]

Don't put your headphones on when someone's talkin' to ya' punk - it's fuckin' rude!

[derpir]

*Another dodge! Don't mess with that, please.*

I can hear you fine. I'm not playing anything on them. I'm just used to wearing them all the time. *...Although, the repeated gestures to grab at his person is making the urge to fight creep up in him. It's... problematic.*