Voice testing...and he's not thrilled...

[alwayspenetrated]

Bitch, wait just one fucking minute!

"Always penetrated"? Are you fucking kidding me? What is that bullshit!? I'm fuck-mothering Dante! Do you understand what that means? It means I do the penetrating!! And I'll have you know that I do that penetrating A LOT!!

Now, if you wanna' air my dirty laundry for all to see, go right ahead. I don't really give a shit.

But do it right God dammit!!

[He pauses to cross his arms before his broad chest, grumbling to himself.]

Jesus...you get stabbed a few times and people can't let it the fuck go...

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Re: link, and don't worry. I think you're doing great. And I've only been here a couple months

[patricided]

((ta-da))

[She should be mad that he's laughing at her and yet his words put her back on the right foot.]

I have a strict no demons policy, remember?

Re: Thanks!! I really do appreciate it :3

[alwayspenetrated]

((schweeeet!!))

Technically I'm not a Demon! I'm only half, and the best parts, I can tell you, are all man.

Re: No problem. I like your Dante bunches and had to share. :D

[patricided]

Half still qualifies.

[Sorry. Better luck in the next life or whatever.]

Re: Really?? Aww, thanks so much!! <3

[alwayspenetrated]

Well I'm half human too - does that qualify for anything?

[Probably not, but it's worth a shot anyway!]

Re: :D

[patricided]

Nope.

[You can thank her dad for that.]

[alwayspenetrated]

Lame. Y'know your standards are way too damn high - you're gonna' become an old maid and wind up alone. What happens then? Will I still be such an awful choice then?

[Probably.]

[patricided]

[They aren't high, she knows what she wants.]

Who said anything about being a maid anymore?

[She shrugs.]

I never took you for insecure Dante.

[alwayspenetrated]

Psh, you nuts? I ain't insecure!!

[All the same, he's not thrilled about someone else being with Lady.]

[This displeasure is indeed noticeable though...he can't hide it like usual.]

[patricided]

Sorry, my mistake.

[Ooh is that jealousy she sees there. How very interesting?]

Don't tell me you're jealous?

[alwayspenetrated]

...do my eyes look green to you? No, I ain't jealous.

[He's gotten awfully serious all of a sudden! And the swearing's stopped...]

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...do my eyes look green to you? No, I ain't jealous.

<small>[He's gotten awfully serious all of a sudden! And the swearing's stopped...]</small>

<small[Yep. He's jealous.]</small>

[patricided]

[She shrugs]

A bit. And it's been a while since you last said fuck. If we were playing cards I'd say you were bluffing.

[You shouldn't try to fake it around the girl that regularly cleans you out at cards Dante.]

[alwayspenetrated]

...fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuuuuuuck! There, happy? I'm not jealous!

[Look at Dante's nose grow! Suuuuch a liar!]

[patricided]

Pretty sure you are.

[She pokes him in the forehead]

[She isn't having any of your last ditch efforts to not seem jealous Dante.]

[alwayspenetrated]

...yeah, because my efforts haven't been constantly dashed or anything. What's the fucking point of being jealous??

[A valid point - and he's going to ignore the poking because reasons.]

[patricided]

Don't think there's usually point, it's just something people feel, just like sadness and regret.

[Did she break him? She didn't want to break him. She didn't mean to break him.]

[There isn't enough pizza in the world to make it up to him is there?]

Aaaaaaaaand feels.

[alwayspenetrated]

Yeah well...

[He starts grumbling unintelligibly. Why did it piss him off so much? Was she right? Was he jealous?]

Devils don't feel 'just to feel'. There's usually a point to them feeling a certain way...

[Oooh...yeah...no amount of pizza or strawberry sundaes on earth will fix this...]

Re: All the feels all the time

[patricided]

As you're so fond of pointing out you are half-human. We tend to feel things whether we want to or not.

[Like attraction, though it could be argued she did want to feel that, she just told herself otherwise.]

Come on dumbass.

[She doesn't even wait for a reply she grabs his wrist and starts dragging him off.]

Re: The feels never stop.

[alwayspenetrated]

[He gives a slight lurching sound of surprise as she tugs on him.]

The fuck-? Where the hell are we going??

[Not that he minds being dragged around by her, he just hates surprises.]

Re: Can never stop.

[patricided]

Out.

[Or more accurately to get some air so they can both think clearly cause she can't think when he looks like that.]

[And up the stairs she leads and eventually out onto the roof.]

That's better. It was stifling down there.

Re: Nope. Never.

[alwayspenetrated]

[As they get up to the roof he dusts off his coat.]

Air conditioning bills are for pansies.

[Pizza is more important that paying bills because logic.]

[He looks up to the sky with a slight smirk.]

If you wanted to stargaze babe, you could've just said so.

[patricided]

[Air conditioning is not for pansies ever. though she is currently in the process of stripping off her shoulder holster and ammo belts before fanning herself.]

I wasn't really thinking about stargazing. I just wanted some air.

[And with that she stretches because it's been a long day and she's been on her feet for most of it.]

[alwayspenetrated]

[Dante stares for a moment, unable to stop himself. He sighs slightly before pulling off his red leather jacket.]

[He steps over and drapes the coat over her shoulders.]

Air or not, it's fuckin' cold out here - you're gonna' get sick.

[patricided]

Thanks.

[She leans back against him for a moment.]

Sometimes I think the no demons policy isn't being entirely fair.

[She says it softly but the words are no less sincere. And there's a touch of guilt in there.]

[alwayspenetrated]

[He pauses, as if waiting for a 'just kidding' or something similar to come from her mouth.]

[To his joyous surprise, the thought ends there. He smiles softly as he brings his arm up around her to squeeze her shoulder slightly.]

You know where I stand about that - personally I agree. Well, no demons yes, that's fine. Halfbreeds should have some kind of slack - at least those who are in control of themselves.

[The last fuckin' thing he wants is for Vergil to have a better shot than him.]

[patricided]

In that case it should be an all or nothing sort of thing when it comes to halfbreeds. They either get slack or don't.

[So yes Vergil would still be in the running in that case. Dark maniacal as he is he's still ridiculously hot which isn't surprising since twins.]</small.