Voice testing...and he's not thrilled...

[alwayspenetrated]

Bitch, wait just one fucking minute!

"Always penetrated"? Are you fucking kidding me? What is that bullshit!? I'm fuck-mothering Dante! Do you understand what that means? It means I do the penetrating!! And I'll have you know that I do that penetrating A LOT!!

Now, if you wanna' air my dirty laundry for all to see, go right ahead. I don't really give a shit.

But do it right God dammit!!

[He pauses to cross his arms before his broad chest, grumbling to himself.]

Jesus...you get stabbed a few times and people can't let it the fuck go...

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Re: The feels never stop.

[alwayspenetrated]

[He gives a slight lurching sound of surprise as she tugs on him.]

The fuck-? Where the hell are we going??

[Not that he minds being dragged around by her, he just hates surprises.]

Re: Can never stop.

[patricided]

Out.

[Or more accurately to get some air so they can both think clearly cause she can't think when he looks like that.]

[And up the stairs she leads and eventually out onto the roof.]

That's better. It was stifling down there.

Re: Nope. Never.

[alwayspenetrated]

[As they get up to the roof he dusts off his coat.]

Air conditioning bills are for pansies.

[Pizza is more important that paying bills because logic.]

[He looks up to the sky with a slight smirk.]

If you wanted to stargaze babe, you could've just said so.

[patricided]

[Air conditioning is not for pansies ever. though she is currently in the process of stripping off her shoulder holster and ammo belts before fanning herself.]

I wasn't really thinking about stargazing. I just wanted some air.

[And with that she stretches because it's been a long day and she's been on her feet for most of it.]

[alwayspenetrated]

[Dante stares for a moment, unable to stop himself. He sighs slightly before pulling off his red leather jacket.]

[He steps over and drapes the coat over her shoulders.]

Air or not, it's fuckin' cold out here - you're gonna' get sick.

[patricided]

Thanks.

[She leans back against him for a moment.]

Sometimes I think the no demons policy isn't being entirely fair.

[She says it softly but the words are no less sincere. And there's a touch of guilt in there.]

[alwayspenetrated]

[He pauses, as if waiting for a 'just kidding' or something similar to come from her mouth.]

[To his joyous surprise, the thought ends there. He smiles softly as he brings his arm up around her to squeeze her shoulder slightly.]

You know where I stand about that - personally I agree. Well, no demons yes, that's fine. Halfbreeds should have some kind of slack - at least those who are in control of themselves.

[The last fuckin' thing he wants is for Vergil to have a better shot than him.]

[patricided]

In that case it should be an all or nothing sort of thing when it comes to halfbreeds. They either get slack or don't.

[So yes Vergil would still be in the running in that case. Dark maniacal as he is he's still ridiculously hot which isn't surprising since twins.]</small.

[alwayspenetrated]

[Dante purses his lips at that. He doesn't like that condition, but if he wants to make any headway...]

Fine, fine. All the fuckers get slack.

[It takes all his self-control not to say 'Except my jackass, thesaurus-eating brother' - and yes, Vergil is still too hot to be legal.]

[patricided]

You mean all of two people get slack.

[Though the fact Vergil basically hates humans puts Dante way in the lead.]

[alwayspenetrated]

...okay come on now, if I don't have a lead over my jerk-ass brother then I need to take you to the hospital right now to have your head examined!!

[Because really, hot or not, that's just wrong and unacceptable.]

[patricided]

Would you be jealous if you didn't?

[She's just going to let him marinate in that for a moment before agreeing with him.]

[alwayspenetrated]

...I refuse to admit that I'd be jealous of my brother. I'd be fuck-mothering pissed, that's for damn sure!!

[That's Dante-ese for "FUCK YES, I'D BE JEALOUS!"]

[patricided]

[Oh Dante you're sort of cute when jealous.]

Guess it's a good thing you'd be in the lead then hm?

gaaaaaaah...my eyes say 'sleep' but I don't waaaaaaant to...

[alwayspenetrated]

I'd better fuckin' be...

[There's a long pause before he grins again and leans against her.]

So you admit you're madly in love with me?

[That's the price of being a devastatingly handsome devil.]

Re: I know I've been trying to convince myself that bed is necessity but this is just too good

[patricided]

I didn't say that. I said you'd be in the lead.

[Madly in love is a bit of a stretch. Very attracted was far more accurate. And there's some complicated emotion stuff too, but she doesn't want to sort that out right now.]

Re: I knooooow...too much fun...I'm about to crash tho XD

[alwayspenetrated]

Aright, aright, whatever you say.

[Dante stares up to the sky for a few minutes before he smirks and looks to her again.]

So what does 'in the lead' get me?

Re: Ditto.tomorrow is another day though

[patricided]

[She thinks about that for a moment. Deciding she tilts her head back and stands on her toes to kiss him briefly before pulling back.]

Does that answer your question?

Re: truuuuue~

[alwayspenetrated]

[To say he was caught off-guard by that is an understatement. But he still manages to kiss her back just before she pulls away.]

[He says nothing, for once he's totally speechless - no smart-ass remarks, no vulgarities to spew, nothing.]

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<small>[He says nothing, for once he's totally speechless - no smart-ass remarks, no vulgarities to spew, nothing.]</small>

<small[Dante reaches up and cups her chin in his hand, tipping it up to kiss her softly again.]</small>

Re: truuuuue~

[patricided]

[That wasn't the point but it was a pretty awesome perk.][She doesn't resist as he pulls her into another kiss although she keeps it just as short as the last.]

[Carefully she pulls away.]

I think that's enough for now. Having the lead doesn't mean you've won yet.

[alwayspenetrated]

[He pouts, but only for a split second and only the tiniest bit.]

Heh, ya' got more hoops for me to jump through then?

[He totally would.]

[patricided]

[Now now. Don't pout. Can't have everything all at once.]

Of course.

[Though it probably isn't nearly as many as he thinks.]

[alwayspenetrated]

[He pauses, waiting for her to elaborate. When she doesn't his eyes widen a bit and he makes a rolling gesture with one hand.]

Sooooo...you gonna' tell me what they are?

[patricided]

[She shrugs out of his coat and hands it back before collecting her things.]

Not today. Anyway I'll catch you later, I've got a job lined up for tomorrow and I should be getting some sleep before then.

[Sorry Dante you'll just have to go on wondering for a while longer.]

[alwayspenetrated]

[He takes his coat back, letting out a drawn-out groan of disappointment.]

.......you are the biggest fuckin' tease in the whole fuckin' world.

[And it drives him positively wild!]