alwayspenetrated: (the fuck you say?)
Dante ([personal profile] alwayspenetrated) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-08-26 09:11 pm

Voice testing...and he's not thrilled...

Bitch, wait just one fucking minute!

"Always penetrated"? Are you fucking kidding me? What is that bullshit!? I'm fuck-mothering Dante! Do you understand what that means? It means I do the penetrating!! And I'll have you know that I do that penetrating A LOT!!

Now, if you wanna' air my dirty laundry for all to see, go right ahead. I don't really give a shit.

But do it right God dammit!!

[He pauses to cross his arms before his broad chest, grumbling to himself.]

Jesus...you get stabbed a few times and people can't let it the fuck go...
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[personal profile] crownless 2013-08-27 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Gay.

[what eloquence]
intotheinferno: (Vergil approves)

[personal profile] intotheinferno 2013-08-27 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[He is just going to be over here smiling.]

It suits you.
eternalcameo: (Hay~)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2013-08-27 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno; there's a lot you can say about a guy who can take it as hard as he can dish it out. You wouldn't be as badass if you were a glass cannon.
daemon_militis: (yeah totally not paying attention)

[personal profile] daemon_militis 2013-08-27 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
You do seem to have a predisposition to getting impaled after all.

[Slooooooooooow page turn.]
swordprincess: (Wandering)

[personal profile] swordprincess 2013-08-27 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Um...what exactly do you penetrate?

[Don't mind her; she's pretty ignorant about most common things that don't involve swords.]
patricided: (Default)

[personal profile] patricided 2013-08-27 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You're forgetting the time I shot you in the head.
derpir: (Default)

[personal profile] derpir 2013-08-27 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Your username is worse than mine....

*Don't mind Lance, he's just trying not to laugh.*

S-so, do you get penetrated in other ways too?

*...Lance, this isn't the best time to be gripped by courage...*
nevan: (Bad hair day~)

Um...

[personal profile] nevan 2013-08-27 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Your screaming is actually penetrating my eardrums, so I guess you're right about you doing penetration.

It's not comfortable hanging on your back and listening to this. [A sigh.]
sex_pistol: (My pout is cute okay??)

[personal profile] sex_pistol 2013-08-27 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[She just stares for a moment. Should she laugh? She wants too, very badly. But this guy is so hot...]

Fuckin' lucky you are hot as hell. I have a few choice comments that I will be keeping to myself.
hellspawnedhero: (You alright there kid?)

[personal profile] hellspawnedhero 2013-08-28 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
*Looking up from a magazine with a raised eyebrow.*

Woah there! Keep actin' like that and people are gonna start thinkin' we've got something to be defensive about.

So what if we get stabbed every now and then? Just think about how badass it is when we keep goin' anyway.
ponyrockin: (Not sure if hung over)

[personal profile] ponyrockin 2013-08-28 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Dude. You're know they're pretty much doing this to mess with you, right? They're gonna keep laughing if you keep whining.
hellboundslayer: (pic#6630957)

[personal profile] hellboundslayer 2013-08-28 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
As eloquent and charming as ever...