dear_mun | Voice testing...and he's not thrilled...

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canon: devil may cry

Voice testing...and he's not thrilled...

Bitch, wait just one fucking minute!

"Always penetrated"? Are you fucking kidding me? What is that bullshit!? I'm fuck-mothering Dante! Do you understand what that means? It means I do the penetrating!! And I'll have you know that I do that penetrating A LOT!!

Now, if you wanna' air my dirty laundry for all to see, go right ahead. I don't really give a shit.

But do it right God dammit!!

[He pauses to cross his arms before his broad chest, grumbling to himself.]

Jesus...you get stabbed a few times and people can't let it the fuck go...

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I already knew that.

[She sounds a little annoyed now. Why can't you just leave well enough alone Dante?]

[Dante blinks. Did he say something wrong? Or did she finally just have enough of his antics?]

[He reaches over and brushes his fingers gently through her hair.]

Relax Lady, didn't mean anything nasty by it.

[He pauses.]

...you wanna' shoot me for old time's sake?

[Way to ruin the mood, Dante...]

[She flinches.]

Stop it.

[Deep breath]

We have a perfectly good working relationship how about w- you don't go ruining it.

[Did you hear that hiccup she almost said we.]

[Dante grins, crossing his arms before his chest.]

Do you really want me to stop?

[He brushes a hand through her hair again, this time his fingertips just barely graze her cheek.]

[That hiccup definitely did not go unnoticed.]

[She pushes his hand away with a touch more force than necessary. But then she'd be lying if she said yes too. Dumb feelings from their time in the stupid tower.]

I think I'd rather shoot you, it's a hell of a lot more satisfying.

[Uh-huh...sure it is.]

[Dante laughs, shoving his hands in his pockets as he grins at her.]

I can think of something more satisfying than shooting...

((ta-da))

[She should be mad that he's laughing at her and yet his words put her back on the right foot.]

I have a strict no demons policy, remember?

((schweeeet!!))

Technically I'm not a Demon! I'm only half, and the best parts, I can tell you, are all man.

Half still qualifies.

[Sorry. Better luck in the next life or whatever.]

Well I'm half human too - does that qualify for anything?

[Probably not, but it's worth a shot anyway!]

Nope.

[You can thank her dad for that.]

Lame. Y'know your standards are way too damn high - you're gonna' become an old maid and wind up alone. What happens then? Will I still be such an awful choice then?

[Probably.]

[They aren't high, she knows what she wants.]

Who said anything about being a maid anymore?

[She shrugs.]

I never took you for insecure Dante.

Psh, you nuts? I ain't insecure!!

[All the same, he's not thrilled about someone else being with Lady.]

[This displeasure is indeed noticeable though...he can't hide it like usual.]

Sorry, my mistake.

[Ooh is that jealousy she sees there. How very interesting?]

Don't tell me you're jealous?

...do my eyes look green to you? No, I ain't jealous.

[He's gotten awfully serious all of a sudden! And the swearing's stopped...]

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...do my eyes look green to you? No, I ain't jealous.

<small>[He's gotten awfully serious all of a sudden! And the swearing's stopped...]</small>

<small[Yep. He's jealous.]</small>

[She shrugs]

A bit. And it's been a while since you last said fuck. If we were playing cards I'd say you were bluffing.

[You shouldn't try to fake it around the girl that regularly cleans you out at cards Dante.]

...fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuuuuuuck! There, happy? I'm not jealous!

[Look at Dante's nose grow! Suuuuch a liar!]

Pretty sure you are.

[She pokes him in the forehead]

[She isn't having any of your last ditch efforts to not seem jealous Dante.]

...yeah, because my efforts haven't been constantly dashed or anything. What's the fucking point of being jealous??

[A valid point - and he's going to ignore the poking because reasons.]

Don't think there's usually point, it's just something people feel, just like sadness and regret.

[Did she break him? She didn't want to break him. She didn't mean to break him.]

[There isn't enough pizza in the world to make it up to him is there?]

Yeah well...

[He starts grumbling unintelligibly. Why did it piss him off so much? Was she right? Was he jealous?]

Devils don't feel 'just to feel'. There's usually a point to them feeling a certain way...

[Oooh...yeah...no amount of pizza or strawberry sundaes on earth will fix this...]

As you're so fond of pointing out you are half-human. We tend to feel things whether we want to or not.

[Like attraction, though it could be argued she did want to feel that, she just told herself otherwise.]

Come on dumbass.

[She doesn't even wait for a reply she grabs his wrist and starts dragging him off.]

[He gives a slight lurching sound of surprise as she tugs on him.]

The fuck-? Where the hell are we going??

[Not that he minds being dragged around by her, he just hates surprises.]

Out.

[Or more accurately to get some air so they can both think clearly cause she can't think when he looks like that.]

[And up the stairs she leads and eventually out onto the roof.]

That's better. It was stifling down there.

Re: It is. They are such a dysfunctional couple

Re: They are. But they're perfect XD

Re: They are no words for the level of perf.

Re: Too perf!! X3

Re: All the perf. and I threw her in a meme if you want to throw him at her there?

Re: Sure!! I can't promise I'll be any good tho lol - still pretty new here

Re: link, and don't worry. I think you're doing great. And I've only been here a couple months

Re: Thanks!! I really do appreciate it :3

Re: No problem. I like your Dante bunches and had to share. :D

Re: Really?? Aww, thanks so much!! <3

Re: :D

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Aaaaaaaaand feels.

Re: All the feels all the time

Re: The feels never stop.

Re: Can never stop.