Song is Madness of Duke Venomania (universe as a whole is Evillious Chronicles)

[venomaniac]

Miss Mundane.

It is quite obvious already your infatuation with me, but--

[ NO IT'S NOT GO AWAY. Not infatuated, you're a creep, not my fault. ]

One minor thing. Well, two, if I must be a little nit-picky. The first is that I would really appreciate if you would stop threading things where I, ah, have less than fortunate experiences with the wrong end of a certain person's blade. The second is that I am not going anywhere.

[ Are you sure I can't get rid of you? I don't want to go collect you a harem, you jerkface. ]

... As I said. I am not going anywhere. Do quit your incessant whining to your very lovely friends. And find me a game, won't you? Don't lie. I know you are looking with your friend.

[ OH YEAH Venomania is his own walking content warning for potential mention of, um, less than savory sexual affairs, just throwing that out there. ]

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[feardestined]

*...well someone's certainly full of themselves.*

I wouldn't suggest ordering your mun around like they're a minion to do your bidding.

[venomaniac]

[ Always full of himself! It's how he rolls. Especially since I'm a girl. 8( Please help me. I think he has used his brainwashing charm to--

Oh.... right I was typing. Of course, anything for you, Sati! ]

She cannot resist and she is well aware of the fact. At this point it's more stopping the teary-eyed whining about how she never wanted me around and "did not sign up for" me, or some such.

[summitshore]

Haa, it's not good to be mean to your mun like that, you know. They're really good at paying people back for that.

[feardestined]

*sorry, all he heard was "cannot resist". His grip on that scythe tightens ever so slightly.*

...you're forcing her into this?

[venomaniac]

Unfortunately, she paid me back the moment she began playing me, it is only fair she repay me at this point.

[harpbeat]

Are you sure you want to find a game? Depending on the kind you might find yourself with more varied kinds of ends.

[venomaniac]

Whatever made you think it was force? She has no self-control. This is hardly my problem.

[ Oh no he's actually right about that I really don't. ]

[venomaniac]

Ah, well, I am quite sure it would be better than doing nothing, my dear. And honestly, I'm rather sick of of that blade, a new one is overdue.

[ eyebrows.gif ]

[harpbeat]

Can't help you with that. Though I might smack you with a harp if you keep calling me your dear.

[summitshore]

[Haaaaa...]

Well, we're in the same boat right now, as it were. My mun tried and failed - she's looking around for other games now. To be honest though, I'm not sure she can handle it.

[Somebody's got the attention span of a corgi sometimes.]

[venomaniac]

[ DEBATING MERITS OF THIS HANG ON...... nah he doesn't feel like fighting off a harp at the moment. ]

How violent. Would you really do that just for being considerate of one's beauty?

[harpbeat]

Yeah, I would, 'cause I'm a guy.

[venomaniac]

... Well, where mine lacks in stamina, she certainly makes up for in ability, if nothing else. If only she'd believe it. I would choose no one but the finest.

And you, my dear, are destined for great things, I am sure.

[ ~*CHARMING SMILE*~ GOSH WHAT A NICE GUY RIGHT? ]

[feardestined]

It should be your problem. Don't you care anything about her?

[venomaniac]

I wasn't aware calling someone "dear" was a gender-specific term. Are you always easily bothered? I would take it as a compliment. I think you are quite lovely.

[ Oops there he goes not caring about what you are, I am sorry. ]

[harpbeat]

I'd rather not be. These clothes suck.

[For someone in a dress and used to being in a dress, he's still not happy about being complimented about it.]

[papillonmagique]

My, my, that isn't a polite way to address your mun. What if they decide to send you to that game where you get turned into a pony because of it?

[Zoe shut up]

[venomaniac]

Why not get something else, then?

[ Legit questions. God he loves that flower in your hair though it's so up his ally. ]

[harpbeat]

Split personality picks 'em. I don't get the chance.

[You have bad taste :| ]

[venomaniac]

She considered it briefly, but said that "it would be unable to handle me".

[ He smiles. Zoe, you poor child. ]

[venomaniac]

Of course I care. It's simply that, you know, she is not NEXT to me. And she is bad at calming down, or doing anything with a modicum of sense. It is a bit of a shame, really, but what can you do? Well... no, I take that back. She picked me up. Of course she has some sense.

[ Unbothered. ]

[venomaniac]

And you haven't tried to compromise between the two of you for something still equally captivating but gender-neutral?

[ Just a thought. He's a jerk, but he does have good ideas. ]

[harpbeat]

She's not that compromising a girl.

[papillonmagique]

Ooooh? Are you one of those, how is it said... Hax'd individuals, whose powers are unfairly over the top? Or are you an unsavory type?

[venomaniac]

... So even while you are in control, you could not change? Either way, it is a shame. You should be more confident. Take the compliments and own them. It will make things easier for you.