Song is Madness of Duke Venomania (universe as a whole is Evillious Chronicles)

[venomaniac]

Miss Mundane.

It is quite obvious already your infatuation with me, but--

[ NO IT'S NOT GO AWAY. Not infatuated, you're a creep, not my fault. ]

One minor thing. Well, two, if I must be a little nit-picky. The first is that I would really appreciate if you would stop threading things where I, ah, have less than fortunate experiences with the wrong end of a certain person's blade. The second is that I am not going anywhere.

[ Are you sure I can't get rid of you? I don't want to go collect you a harem, you jerkface. ]

... As I said. I am not going anywhere. Do quit your incessant whining to your very lovely friends. And find me a game, won't you? Don't lie. I know you are looking with your friend.

[ OH YEAH Venomania is his own walking content warning for potential mention of, um, less than savory sexual affairs, just throwing that out there. ]

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YES YES I ENJOY YOU. A lot. (Watch as we crash)

[sew_together]

She claims that you're a dirty old man.

[Huh, you look clean.

So am I allowed to make bad romance jokes yet as we crash and burn?

[venomaniac]

[ He is totally clean look at him. Nice clothes, painted nails, nice hair, ribbon, all of it! ]

Now that is simply slander. I bathe very often, and I am nowhere near "old". I've no idea what her problem is.

[ Psssst player of this kid don't you wanna join his harem hey hey hey. ]

Bad romance? You mean...Rad Romance? Huh huh? 8D

[sew_together]

[Pssssst, no. Unless I get all the ladies. ]

What about your mind?

..... LMAO IDK WHAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF THAT, BECAUSE. IDK IF ANY OF HIS ROMANCE IS RAD.

[venomaniac]

[ We can share, it's okay-- ]

My mind is entirely fine, I assure you.

[ Confirmation? Nope. Denial? Also nope. ]

HEY HEY I USED A PUN. D;

[sew_together]

[......Tempting---]

Is it? It's hard to tell.

it's okay I still love you I'm just saying

[venomaniac]

[ 8) C'monnnnnn you know you wanna right right right. ]

Then you will simply have to take my word for it, hm?

Re: it's okay I still love you I'm just saying

[sew_together]

[ :| I'll do it. FOR THE BREASTS.]

No one has ever even cared for me to trust them.