Duke ✿ Sateriajis Venomania. ✿ (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dear_mun2013-05-05 02:14 pm
venomaniac) wrote in dear_mun2013-05-05 02:14 pm
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Song is Madness of Duke Venomania (universe as a whole is Evillious Chronicles)
Miss Mundane.
It is quite obvious already your infatuation with me, but--
[ NO IT'S NOT GO AWAY. Not infatuated, you're a creep, not my fault. ]
One minor thing. Well, two, if I must be a little nit-picky. The first is that I would really appreciate if you would stop threading things where I, ah, have less than fortunate experiences with the wrong end of a certain person's blade. The second is that I am not going anywhere.
[ Are you sure I can't get rid of you? I don't want to go collect you a harem, you jerkface. ]
... As I said. I am not going anywhere. Do quit your incessant whining to your very lovely friends. And find me a game, won't you? Don't lie. I know you are looking with your friend.
[ OH YEAH Venomania is his own walking content warning for potential mention of, um, less than savory sexual affairs, just throwing that out there. ]
It is quite obvious already your infatuation with me, but--
[ NO IT'S NOT GO AWAY. Not infatuated, you're a creep, not my fault. ]
One minor thing. Well, two, if I must be a little nit-picky. The first is that I would really appreciate if you would stop threading things where I, ah, have less than fortunate experiences with the wrong end of a certain person's blade. The second is that I am not going anywhere.
[ Are you sure I can't get rid of you? I don't want to go collect you a harem, you jerkface. ]
... As I said. I am not going anywhere. Do quit your incessant whining to your very lovely friends. And find me a game, won't you? Don't lie. I know you are looking with your friend.
[ OH YEAH Venomania is his own walking content warning for potential mention of, um, less than savory sexual affairs, just throwing that out there. ]
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Since we're outside of our thread, allow me to flaunt the fact that no matter how cute you are, I have a knack for finding out what you want to hide the most.
*Cherubic smile!*
I do hope you enjoy truth serums made from the parts of some of the prettiest flowers. Fufufu~!
Not that you can use this out-of-thread knowledge against me. Ohhh, this is going to be so fun!
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Allow us to dance, then, my dear. I look forward to it.
[ Absolutely unfazed. ]
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Perhaps one day, you will understand the meaningful ways of having only one, or a very, very close circle of love that does not involve trickery.
*She moves in closer, boldly pulling him down to her level by his shoulders.*
If you do not learn it before I catch wind of it, you may find yourself repeating your death. Only it will be far more painful than being stabbed.
*She kisses his cheek.*
Understand, my dear?
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That's a dangerous move, dear. We shall see where the pieces fall, then.
[ He is in no way concerned, at all. ]