Song is Madness of Duke Venomania (universe as a whole is Evillious Chronicles)

[venomaniac]

Miss Mundane.

It is quite obvious already your infatuation with me, but--

[ NO IT'S NOT GO AWAY. Not infatuated, you're a creep, not my fault. ]

One minor thing. Well, two, if I must be a little nit-picky. The first is that I would really appreciate if you would stop threading things where I, ah, have less than fortunate experiences with the wrong end of a certain person's blade. The second is that I am not going anywhere.

[ Are you sure I can't get rid of you? I don't want to go collect you a harem, you jerkface. ]

... As I said. I am not going anywhere. Do quit your incessant whining to your very lovely friends. And find me a game, won't you? Don't lie. I know you are looking with your friend.

[ OH YEAH Venomania is his own walking content warning for potential mention of, um, less than savory sexual affairs, just throwing that out there. ]

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[venomaniac]

She considered it briefly, but said that "it would be unable to handle me".

[ He smiles. Zoe, you poor child. ]

[papillonmagique]

Ooooh? Are you one of those, how is it said... Hax'd individuals, whose powers are unfairly over the top? Or are you an unsavory type?

[venomaniac]

[ ... Grin. ]

Nothing of the sort. I believe she and I are simply of the same mind that, ah, it is not suited for adults. What about you, my dear? What of YOUR station?

[papillonmagique]

[And Zoe just keeps on smiling.]

I see, I see, and you wouldn't want to... Be in an environment unsuited for you. As for me, there are a few places my mun is considering, but she is the horribly indecisive sort.

[venomaniac]

Something to that effect, I suppose.

[ More like I wouldn't want a harem-collecting overly-saturated sex bomb (literally he's freakin' LUST) in a pony game. Can you imagine how that's GO? ]

Mine is equally so, she keeps insisting on these "alternate" things, I do not find them entirely necessary. Either way, I wish she would just decide on something, but without her beautiful friend, she will not budge.

[papillonmagique]

[Ohgod, there are things we are not meant to imagine, that is one of them. ANYWAY-]

Well, I'm certain your mun and her friend will find a game. There is a great variety of them, after all!

[venomaniac]

[ You're welcome dear. Also pretend I can type today since apparently, I can't! ]

You too, my dear. I am sure it is only a matter of time. Though no one enjoys the waiting game, hm?

[papillonmagique]

That is true, and I suppose it's even more so when you're waiting to see where you could be spending the next while. Then let us hope your wait will not be a long one.

[venomaniac]

Quite. After all, we could all be doing better things than twiddling our thumbs.

[ Harems, for instance. ]