Song is Madness of Duke Venomania (universe as a whole is Evillious Chronicles)

[venomaniac]

Miss Mundane.

It is quite obvious already your infatuation with me, but--

[ NO IT'S NOT GO AWAY. Not infatuated, you're a creep, not my fault. ]

One minor thing. Well, two, if I must be a little nit-picky. The first is that I would really appreciate if you would stop threading things where I, ah, have less than fortunate experiences with the wrong end of a certain person's blade. The second is that I am not going anywhere.

[ Are you sure I can't get rid of you? I don't want to go collect you a harem, you jerkface. ]

... As I said. I am not going anywhere. Do quit your incessant whining to your very lovely friends. And find me a game, won't you? Don't lie. I know you are looking with your friend.

[ OH YEAH Venomania is his own walking content warning for potential mention of, um, less than savory sexual affairs, just throwing that out there. ]

Comments

[falseidentity]

It's not my fault things keep ending up badly. And I don't want to hear about ending up on the wrong end of a blade after what that thing inside your sword did to me.

[venomaniac]

They would stop ending badly if you would stop trying to kill me. You just can't leave well enough alone, that is hardly my doing.

[ ......... We're not talking about Lust nooooopeeeeee nopenopenope he doesn't even know how to properly apologize for THAT THING. ]

... However, I'm beginning to wonder if we were simply stuck with the slightly manic type of person that would be most unhealthy for any sort of business association or partnership.

[ HE IS WONDERING IF HE CAN HYPNOTIZE ME STILL--

The answer is no, sorry you cannot. ]

[falseidentity]

Then perhaps you should stop bewitching women!

[You can tell they were childhood friends yep. Also, wow, you had BETTER apologize for that psycho. She got eaten by a goddamn incubus!!!]

We shall have to see.

[venomaniac]

[ GOMEN 4 INCUBUS? DOES THAT COVER IT??? No really though he's sorry for actually being a semidecent human being clearly he should've been a total monster and just added you to his harem quicker. 8T ]

Look, I told you before I had no idea Yufina had a lover. Or that it was you. It was an easy mistake to make.

[ Veno pls. Pls stahp. ]

[falseidentity]

[Man if only Asmodeus would apologize for fucking her over. 8| Also, that's not an apology, Cherub. Stop that.]

...That's all!?

[UGH SHE IS RUBBING HER TEMPLES.]

[venomaniac]

[ IT IS AS GOOD AS YOU'RE GOING TO GET WITH HIM, DEAL WITH IT. And Asmodeus never apologizes because you were really good tea. ]

Accidents happen.

[ YEAH THAT'S ALL OOPS. ]

[falseidentity]

[SHE IS NOT TEA GDIT ASMODEUS]

What am I going to do with you, Cherub?

[YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE OLDER ONE]

[venomaniac]

[ ARE TOO REALLY GOOD TEA MAYBE MINT...?? ]

... Ah, there is no need for that name, but I could think of a few things.

[ C: ]

[falseidentity]

[GROSS GO AWAY YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT HER AGAIN.]

...No.

[FLICKING YOUR FOREHEAD.]

[venomaniac]

[ DID YOU JUST

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You did. Oh my god. ]

Do I need to remind you I am not a dog? ... And why ever not?

[ LEGITIMATE QUESTION. ]

It's hardly as though we don't know each other.