Song is Madness of Duke Venomania (universe as a whole is Evillious Chronicles)

[venomaniac]

Miss Mundane.

It is quite obvious already your infatuation with me, but--

[ NO IT'S NOT GO AWAY. Not infatuated, you're a creep, not my fault. ]

One minor thing. Well, two, if I must be a little nit-picky. The first is that I would really appreciate if you would stop threading things where I, ah, have less than fortunate experiences with the wrong end of a certain person's blade. The second is that I am not going anywhere.

[ Are you sure I can't get rid of you? I don't want to go collect you a harem, you jerkface. ]

... As I said. I am not going anywhere. Do quit your incessant whining to your very lovely friends. And find me a game, won't you? Don't lie. I know you are looking with your friend.

[ OH YEAH Venomania is his own walking content warning for potential mention of, um, less than savory sexual affairs, just throwing that out there. ]

Comments

[harpbeat]

The point I was getting at is that I don't like guys telling me how pretty I am all the time. I know I'm good-looking but I'd rather be ugly in a guy's body.

[venomaniac]

But in that situation you are. So you must make due, correct? It is worth trying to see if you could work something out.

... And that aside, I do not think you would want to be ugly.

[ Been there, it sucks. ]

[harpbeat]

Less bandits trying to get in your frilly underwear. Has some perks.

[He's been there.]

[venomaniac]

Sounds like you might need a bit of help with self-defense then.

[ HE HAD TO STRUGGLE NOT TO ADD ON THE "MY DEAR" YOU KNOW. Just for you. See how considerate he's being? ]

... Though, in lieu of that, yes, I could see why you might feel that way. It is something of a shame if you cannot do anything about it. A simple outfit change can do wonders for a person's image.

[harpbeat]

Oi oi, who said those bandits don't die messily? It's just a pain to have to do it.

[venomaniac]

[ HA HA HA HA never mind he'd be as bad. ]

Indeed it must be. What a tragedy that is. You know, I could offer you some help with that. Perhaps I could convince your other personality? I have quite a way with women. She may be more receptive.

[ Aw look at him doing good and me not allowing him to get into panties. ]

[harpbeat]

[Night/pretend-this-was-night turns to day, and...]

I believe you wished to speak to me?