Song is Madness of Duke Venomania (universe as a whole is Evillious Chronicles)

[venomaniac]

Miss Mundane.

It is quite obvious already your infatuation with me, but--

[ NO IT'S NOT GO AWAY. Not infatuated, you're a creep, not my fault. ]

One minor thing. Well, two, if I must be a little nit-picky. The first is that I would really appreciate if you would stop threading things where I, ah, have less than fortunate experiences with the wrong end of a certain person's blade. The second is that I am not going anywhere.

[ Are you sure I can't get rid of you? I don't want to go collect you a harem, you jerkface. ]

... As I said. I am not going anywhere. Do quit your incessant whining to your very lovely friends. And find me a game, won't you? Don't lie. I know you are looking with your friend.

[ OH YEAH Venomania is his own walking content warning for potential mention of, um, less than savory sexual affairs, just throwing that out there. ]

Comments

[feardestined]

*...well someone's certainly full of themselves.*

I wouldn't suggest ordering your mun around like they're a minion to do your bidding.

[venomaniac]

[ Always full of himself! It's how he rolls. Especially since I'm a girl. 8( Please help me. I think he has used his brainwashing charm to--

Oh.... right I was typing. Of course, anything for you, Sati! ]

She cannot resist and she is well aware of the fact. At this point it's more stopping the teary-eyed whining about how she never wanted me around and "did not sign up for" me, or some such.

[feardestined]

*sorry, all he heard was "cannot resist". His grip on that scythe tightens ever so slightly.*

...you're forcing her into this?

[venomaniac]

Whatever made you think it was force? She has no self-control. This is hardly my problem.

[ Oh no he's actually right about that I really don't. ]

[feardestined]

It should be your problem. Don't you care anything about her?

[venomaniac]

Of course I care. It's simply that, you know, she is not NEXT to me. And she is bad at calming down, or doing anything with a modicum of sense. It is a bit of a shame, really, but what can you do? Well... no, I take that back. She picked me up. Of course she has some sense.

[ Unbothered. ]

[feardestined]

You should learn to be a bit more humble.

She has a vast amount of power over what happens to you.

[venomaniac]

She does. Thus my request she stop doing ridiculous things into the early hours of the morning. If we are to be 'partners' she should listen, should she not?