Song is Madness of Duke Venomania (universe as a whole is Evillious Chronicles)

[venomaniac]

Miss Mundane.

It is quite obvious already your infatuation with me, but--

[ NO IT'S NOT GO AWAY. Not infatuated, you're a creep, not my fault. ]

One minor thing. Well, two, if I must be a little nit-picky. The first is that I would really appreciate if you would stop threading things where I, ah, have less than fortunate experiences with the wrong end of a certain person's blade. The second is that I am not going anywhere.

[ Are you sure I can't get rid of you? I don't want to go collect you a harem, you jerkface. ]

... As I said. I am not going anywhere. Do quit your incessant whining to your very lovely friends. And find me a game, won't you? Don't lie. I know you are looking with your friend.

[ OH YEAH Venomania is his own walking content warning for potential mention of, um, less than savory sexual affairs, just throwing that out there. ]

Comments

[sweat_blood]

That much we can agree on. The issue lies in the language you use as well as the fact you still fully intend to to keep doing what we were doing prior to our death.

[venomaniac]

Hmm. Would it be hypocritical to say that to yourself?

[ Blah blah doesn't care, he pretty much knows what he's doing!! ]

[sweat_blood]

No because it is obvious we're taking different paths now.

I do not intend to lure young women into our little games.

[venomaniac]

[ Wow what happened to you is that this development thing he heard about and is it contagious because hi, Lust? ]

Hm, it would seem that way. The only path I want to take at present is one to somewhere more interesting.

[ WHEN IN DOUBT AGREE TO DISAGREE WITH YOURSELF. Good plans. ]

[sweat_blood]

[He can deal with that, the best he can do is hope that his other self finds some peace.]

Any idea as to where your journeys might bring you?

[venomaniac]

Not the slightest. She's such an indecisive woman, after all. It should be entertaining, at least, wherever it is. She does know how to spin a decent yarn.

[ It's talking to a mirror c'mon who could hate theirself. ]

[sweat_blood]

[Actually considering their deal with the devil they were posterchildren for hating themselves really.]

Well I hope it leads you to a fulfilling story.

[venomaniac]

[ SHHHHH WE'RE NOT BRINGING THAT UP IT WAS NEVER A THING HE WAS ALWAYS PERFECTLY HAPPY

REALLY. ]

Time will tell. It does in most respects.

[ Though he does wonder how on earth he got to be so, um, different. ... Probably dying would help, but you know, I'm not letting you sit around for awhile to mull over how bad you were, sorry, Veno dear. ]

[sweat_blood]

If you are to continue with our usual antics then I would make a suggestion.

Learn something from out death and be sure to speak to women who are not otherwise engaged. Putting aside our other terrible actions it is what finally killed us.