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[hipsterdouchebag]

look lady
i dont knoww wwhat you think youre fuckin doin
but you and me, wwe aint friends
and i dont care if you think im fuckin adorable
i mean
i am as handsome as someone of my rank and title should vvery wwell be
but
adorable aint a dignified term

so fuckin can it before i troll you to wwithin an inch of your scumbag life

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[hipsterdouchebag]

wwhat the fuck is that supposed to mean
ivve alwways been male asshole
youre the one that appears to havve grown milk sacs, shit for brains

[elegant_clown]

I'm PrEtTy SuRe I'vE aLwAyS hAd ThEsE. lOoKs LiKe YoU lOsT yOuRs ThOuGh :o(

[Yep just going to openly grope her breasts in demonstration here.]

[hipsterdouchebag]

i

[fuck fuck fuck not looking not looking not

okay he's looking]

look i dont know wwhat kinda fucked up strain a sopor youvve been eating
but i havve nevver in my life had those
pull your fuckin head out of your ass

[elegant_clown]

FuCk MaN yOu JuSt NeEd To ChIlL oUt
It'S aLl CoOl If YoU lOsT yOuR tItS.

[hipsterdouchebag]

hey
stupid
get it through your decrepit damn mind
i aint ever had tits
been a male evver since my damn wriggling day
wwhat part a that dont you comprehend

[elegant_clown]

I dOn'T kNoW mAn
YoU mAdE mE bUy OnE oF tHeSe BrA tHiNgS aNd EvErYtHiNg
SaId It WaS rEalLy ImPoRtAnT.
YoU eVeN sHoWeD mE hOw tO pUt It On ThAt WaS rEaL cOoL oF yOu

[Yep Eridan, even your female version got just a little more than you.]

[hipsterdouchebag]

i
i did wwhat
theres no wway my hands wwere anywwhere near your...appendages



wwere they

[elegant_clown]

YeAh MaN
FiGuReD iT wAs nO mOtHeRfUcKiNg BiG dEaL. I mEaN yOu KnEw WhAt YoUr OwN tItS lOoKeD LiKe So It WaSnT a BiG aSs ShOcK tO yOu

[hipsterdouchebag]

yeah but
that wwas some other fuckin vversion of me or somethin
i aint evver touched your ladybits
oh jegus

[Someone get the smelling salts, he's got the vapors.]

Poor Eridan XD I think lady!Gam is going to make him pass out

[elegant_clown]

AnOtHeR vErSiOn?

[Yep, she's more interested in that and tripping a little on the idea.]

Preeeeetty much :P

[hipsterdouchebag]

yeah like
there was some kinda wweird time and space bullshit goin on
wwho the fuck knows

[elegant_clown]

I gUeSs
ThOuGh If It WiLl MoThErFuCkInG mAkE tHiNgS fAiR yOu CaN hElP mE pUt On ThIs BrA tHiNg NeXt TiMe.

[hipsterdouchebag]

...
no fucking wway
i dont care wwhat color your blood is
or howw...wwell devveloped you are

[elegant_clown]

AlRiGhT tHaTs AlL mOtHeRfUcKiNg CoOl WiTh Me.
AnD i ThInK tHe YoU wItH tItS tOlD mE gUyS dOnT kNoW hOw To PuT tHoSe On.

[hipsterdouchebag]

the me wwith the tits had it right
i dont knoww howw to put one any more than i knoww howw to take one off
and trust me ivve tried

[elegant_clown]

ReAlLy? ItS nOt HaRd BrO.
ThErEs JuSt ThIs ClAsP tHiNg In ThE bAcK.

[To demonstrate she'd reach under her shirt with one hand and then after a moment her hand would come out triumphantly with a bra.]

[sicknastiest]

whats this about weird time bullshit
far as i know
i havent fucked with any of your timelines
yet

[elegant_clown]

WoAh
YoU lOsT yOuR mIlK sAcS tOo DaVe? MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS oF tHe StRaNgE kInD.

[sicknastiest]

uh
what

[elegant_clown]

YoUr MoThErFuCkInG tItS.

[She'd poke his chest.]

ThEy WeRe OnE oF NaTuReS mIrAcLeS

[sicknastiest]

well sure
i mean of course they were
my rack would obviously be amazing
if i had one
which apparently i did
in some strange alternate timeline
im not sure how that works

[hipsterdouchebag]

oh great
did the fuckin asshole convvention roll into towwn
you can just stay the fuck awway from my timeline
my lifes already dowwn the wwaste disposal enough as it is wwithout you usin your asshole time vvoodoo to fuck it up evven more

[sicknastiest]

calm your apparently nonexistent tits bro
im just saying
whatevers going on here
not my fault

[hipsterdouchebag]

howw nice of you to assume that i was evven talkin about you
coulda been referrin to some other time and space asshat
jegus your opinion of yourself is almost as high as mine and thats sayin somethin

[sicknastiest]

uh
knight of time
crazy time shits kind of my thing bro
i didnt exactly get the sense from your time hero that she liked fucking with timelines much