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[hipsterdouchebag]

look lady
i dont knoww wwhat you think youre fuckin doin
but you and me, wwe aint friends
and i dont care if you think im fuckin adorable
i mean
i am as handsome as someone of my rank and title should vvery wwell be
but
adorable aint a dignified term

so fuckin can it before i troll you to wwithin an inch of your scumbag life

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[elegant_clown]

ReAlLy? ItS nOt HaRd BrO.
ThErEs JuSt ThIs ClAsP tHiNg In ThE bAcK.

[To demonstrate she'd reach under her shirt with one hand and then after a moment her hand would come out triumphantly with a bra.]

[hipsterdouchebag]

wwhoa wwhoa wwhoa
wwhatre you

[he claps his hands over his eyes. nope he's not even going to think about those big
luscious
oh fuck's sake]

wwhy wwould you do that

[elegant_clown]

ThOsE tHiNgS aRe ToO mOtHeRfUcKiNg CoNsTrIcTiNg SoMeTiMeS.
AnD yOu SaId YoU tRiEd TaKiNg OnE oFf So I tHoUgHt Id ShOw YoU hOw. :o)

[hipsterdouchebag]

look i appreciate your concern
and by appreciate i mean it makes me really fuckin uncomfortable
but you should just put that thing back on noww
before i havve a fuckin heart attack

[elegant_clown]

I dOnT tHiNk I mOtHeRfUcKiNg CaN.
WeLl I cAn BuT iD hAvE tO tAkE mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg ShiRt OfF

[hipsterdouchebag]

look
here
ill be a fuckin gentleman and turn around

[elegant_clown]

Oh ThAnKs BrO :o)

[Not that she really cared but she could tell he did. So when he was turned around off went the shirt and she'd put everything back the way it was supposed to be before putting the shirt back on.]

YoU cAn TuRn BaCk ArOuNd BrO.

[hipsterdouchebag]

for the lovve of fuck stop callin me bro
i aint one a you circus freaks

[He is relieved that she's, ah...secured her assets, though.]

[elegant_clown]

AlRiGhT iT fEeLs MoThErFuCkInG uNnAtUrAl To CaLl YoU bRo AnYwAy, SiS :o)

[hipsterdouchebag]

i aint
your fuckin
bro
or sis
or anythin
i aint nothin to you and youre nothin to me
got it
jegus
wwhat a moron

[elegant_clown]

Aw YoUrE aLl Up AnD mAkInG mE tHiNk AbOuT mY mOiRaIl

[hipsterdouchebag]

vvantas
are you really tellin me i remind you of that lowwblooded shitstain
wwoww okay

[elegant_clown]

YeAh YoUrE bOtH aLl Up AnD aNgRy AlL tHe TiMe

[hipsterdouchebag]

ugh
okay but the difference betwween me and that little pariah is
my rage is dignified
justified evven
its so fuckin obvious

[elegant_clown]

I dOnT kNoW bRo YoU gOt It PrEtTy GoOd In OuR fUn LiTtLe SoCiEtY.
KaRkAtA iS tHe OnE tHaT hAs To ClImB mOtHeRfUcKiNg MoUnTaInS tO gEt To WhErE yOu CaN wAlK tO

[hipsterdouchebag]

so wwhat
is evvery asshole in your shitty game a chick
i mean
not that that doesnt sound ideal from a male standpoint
but jegus

[elegant_clown]

No Uh My MuN bRo SaYs AlL tHe GeNdErS aRe Up AnD sWiTcHeD fRoM wHaT yOuRe UsEd To.
So YoUr LiTtLe EmPrEsS sIs Is A LiTtLe EmPeRoR bRo In mY uNiVeRsE

[hipsterdouchebag]

so wwhat youre sayin is
fefs
a boy
no
that is
evverythin that is wwrong wwith the wworld

[elegant_clown]

WhAtS wRoNg WiTh ThAt?

[hipsterdouchebag]

[Ffffuck.]

fef is supposed to be a girl
thats howw shit is meant to be okay
she aint supposed to be an emperor
shes a fuckin empress
anythin else is just wrong

[elegant_clown]

BuT iN tHaT wOrLd YoUrE a MoThErFuCkInG gIrL sO dOeSnT tHaT bAlAnCe ThInGs?

[hipsterdouchebag]

no okay
just
no
that aint right an i dont care wwhat you say

[elegant_clown]

If YoU sAy So.
YoUd StIlL lOoK gOoD iN yOuR gIrL yOu'S sKiRt ThOuGh.

[hipsterdouchebag]

im sure i did
i look fuckin regal in pretty much evverythin

[elegant_clown]

I dOnT kNoW aBoUt AlL mOtHeRfUcKiNg tHaT
YoU jUsT lOoKeD cUtE