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[hipsterdouchebag]

look lady
i dont knoww wwhat you think youre fuckin doin
but you and me, wwe aint friends
and i dont care if you think im fuckin adorable
i mean
i am as handsome as someone of my rank and title should vvery wwell be
but
adorable aint a dignified term

so fuckin can it before i troll you to wwithin an inch of your scumbag life

Comments

[wwhiner]

[He's getting really sick of doing this.]

our rank isnt wworth shit
our blood is nothin but a burden
so stop actin like you're wworth more than evveryone you lowwlife

[hipsterdouchebag]

[...]

hey asshole
you got a masochistic streak or somethin
wwhy dont you fuck off

jesus motherfuckin christ wwe sound like vvantas

[wwhiner]

no
wwell maybe
but that isnt the fuckin point
our blood is wwhat made use do terrible things
our station is a fuckin joke
if bein a high blood is wwhat made us hurt fef then it isn't really a good thing, is it?

[hipsterdouchebag]

yeah yeah
i knoww wwhat youre fuckin sayin okay
chill the fuck out
im just tryin to let this lady knoww she aint gonna fuckin boss me around, alright?
evven military assholes pull rank sometimes, jegus christ

[wwhiner]

fuck sorry
guess im just a little sensitivve about this
maybe because the fef in my game is before any of this shit happened
fuck, she's before sgrub evven happened

[hipsterdouchebag]

wwhatevver im over it
its understandable if thats the case
hows that goin?
you havvent told her anything havve you

[wwhiner]

its goin alright evverythin considered
i havvent told her anythin of course
she doesnt need to knoww wwhat I wwill do
though she might suspect somethin since i was cryin when i first saw her

Other Eridan's mun but you helped me want to do this so you get tagged twice :P

[elegant_clown]

WoAh ErIdAn BrO
YoU'rE aLl DiFfErEnT aNd ShIt.

Yay!

[hipsterdouchebag]

[Oh god why.]

wwhat the fuck are you talkin about makara
dont you havve some carbonated putrefaction to be drinkin

[hipsterdouchebag]

thats good then
except swweet motherfuckin christ man pull yourself together
couldnt you a savved it for later or somethin

[elegant_clown]

GoG i WiSh I hAd SoMe mOtHeRfUcKiN fAyGo HeRe
BuT i'M tAlKiNg AbOuT yOu BeInG aLl MoThErFuCkInG mAlE aNd ShIt

[hipsterdouchebag]

wwhat the fuck is that supposed to mean
ivve alwways been male asshole
youre the one that appears to havve grown milk sacs, shit for brains

[wwhiner]

the problem wwas i arrivved right after wwe fuckin died
so suddenly she was gone and then back again

[elegant_clown]

I'm PrEtTy SuRe I'vE aLwAyS hAd ThEsE. lOoKs LiKe YoU lOsT yOuRs ThOuGh :o(

[Yep just going to openly grope her breasts in demonstration here.]

[chronomancer]

you might be better off bein friends wwith her
then maybe she wwont screww you sidewways into next wweek

[hipsterdouchebag]

i

[fuck fuck fuck not looking not looking not

okay he's looking]

look i dont know wwhat kinda fucked up strain a sopor youvve been eating
but i havve nevver in my life had those
pull your fuckin head out of your ass

[hipsterdouchebag]

wwhy
are you typin in that ridiculous color
also im pretty sure thats the wworst advvice evver
christ you been hangin out wwith nitram or somethin

[hipsterdouchebag]

wwell fuck
thats pretty fuckin terrible
but as long as she aint traumatized or anythin

[elegant_clown]

FuCk MaN yOu JuSt NeEd To ChIlL oUt
It'S aLl CoOl If YoU lOsT yOuR tItS.

[chronomancer]

oh swweet jegus youre Another One
just nevvermind okay
talkin from experience here
im not friends wwith mine and im gettin screwwed faster than i can rewwind
also am i wwearin a stupid hat?
no?
then the highblood has nothin to do wwith this

[hipsterdouchebag]

hey
stupid
get it through your decrepit damn mind
i aint ever had tits
been a male evver since my damn wriggling day
wwhat part a that dont you comprehend

[hipsterdouchebag]

high--
okay you knoww wwhat i feel like theres somethin bein lost in translation here
so im just gonna ignore all the stupid bullshit comin out a your mouth

so you think i should be friends wwith this vvermin huh

[elegant_clown]

I dOn'T kNoW mAn
YoU mAdE mE bUy OnE oF tHeSe BrA tHiNgS aNd EvErYtHiNg
SaId It WaS rEalLy ImPoRtAnT.
YoU eVeN sHoWeD mE hOw tO pUt It On ThAt WaS rEaL cOoL oF yOu

[Yep Eridan, even your female version got just a little more than you.]

[hipsterdouchebag]

i
i did wwhat
theres no wway my hands wwere anywwhere near your...appendages



wwere they

[chronomancer]

sure ignore me wwhatever
youre not the first one or the last one to do that
but i still think it wwill be better for your health anywway
i mean shit
she likes you already
you could use that and savve your ass the torment later