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[hipsterdouchebag]

look lady
i dont knoww wwhat you think youre fuckin doin
but you and me, wwe aint friends
and i dont care if you think im fuckin adorable
i mean
i am as handsome as someone of my rank and title should vvery wwell be
but
adorable aint a dignified term

so fuckin can it before i troll you to wwithin an inch of your scumbag life

Comments

[elegant_clown]

BuT iN tHaT wOrLd YoUrE a MoThErFuCkInG gIrL sO dOeSnT tHaT bAlAnCe ThInGs?

[hipsterdouchebag]

no okay
just
no
that aint right an i dont care wwhat you say

[elegant_clown]

If YoU sAy So.
YoUd StIlL lOoK gOoD iN yOuR gIrL yOu'S sKiRt ThOuGh.

[hipsterdouchebag]

im sure i did
i look fuckin regal in pretty much evverythin

[elegant_clown]

I dOnT kNoW aBoUt AlL mOtHeRfUcKiNg tHaT
YoU jUsT lOoKeD cUtE

[hipsterdouchebag]

look
i aint cute
majestic maybe
or regal as fuck
but cute is for peons

[elegant_clown]

So YoUrE sAyInG fEf IsNt cUtE?
ThAt DoEsNt SoUnD mOtHeRfUcKiNg RiGhT

[hipsterdouchebag]

no
fef wwas cute as a grub
but noww
shes fuckin
gorgeous
beautiful an shit
an i guess sometimes shes adorable
but thats a wwhole other fuckin ballgame

[elegant_clown]

I gUeSs I'm NoT gOoD aT tHiS wHoLe MiNoR dEtAiL tHiNgS
BuT iF yOu WaNt IlL cAlL yOu MoThErFuCkInG aDoRaBlE iNsTeAd

[hipsterdouchebag]

...okay
wwhatevver
i can livve wwith that i guess

[elegant_clown]

So WhAt HaVe YoU bEeN uP tO hErE mY sEaDwElLiNg BrOtHeR?