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[hipsterdouchebag]

look lady
i dont knoww wwhat you think youre fuckin doin
but you and me, wwe aint friends
and i dont care if you think im fuckin adorable
i mean
i am as handsome as someone of my rank and title should vvery wwell be
but
adorable aint a dignified term

so fuckin can it before i troll you to wwithin an inch of your scumbag life

Comments

Poor Eridan XD I think lady!Gam is going to make him pass out

[elegant_clown]

AnOtHeR vErSiOn?

[Yep, she's more interested in that and tripping a little on the idea.]

Preeeeetty much :P

[hipsterdouchebag]

yeah like
there was some kinda wweird time and space bullshit goin on
wwho the fuck knows

[elegant_clown]

I gUeSs
ThOuGh If It WiLl MoThErFuCkInG mAkE tHiNgS fAiR yOu CaN hElP mE pUt On ThIs BrA tHiNg NeXt TiMe.

[hipsterdouchebag]

...
no fucking wway
i dont care wwhat color your blood is
or howw...wwell devveloped you are

[elegant_clown]

AlRiGhT tHaTs AlL mOtHeRfUcKiNg CoOl WiTh Me.
AnD i ThInK tHe YoU wItH tItS tOlD mE gUyS dOnT kNoW hOw To PuT tHoSe On.

[hipsterdouchebag]

the me wwith the tits had it right
i dont knoww howw to put one any more than i knoww howw to take one off
and trust me ivve tried

[elegant_clown]

ReAlLy? ItS nOt HaRd BrO.
ThErEs JuSt ThIs ClAsP tHiNg In ThE bAcK.

[To demonstrate she'd reach under her shirt with one hand and then after a moment her hand would come out triumphantly with a bra.]

[hipsterdouchebag]

wwhoa wwhoa wwhoa
wwhatre you

[he claps his hands over his eyes. nope he's not even going to think about those big
luscious
oh fuck's sake]

wwhy wwould you do that

[elegant_clown]

ThOsE tHiNgS aRe ToO mOtHeRfUcKiNg CoNsTrIcTiNg SoMeTiMeS.
AnD yOu SaId YoU tRiEd TaKiNg OnE oFf So I tHoUgHt Id ShOw YoU hOw. :o)

[hipsterdouchebag]

look i appreciate your concern
and by appreciate i mean it makes me really fuckin uncomfortable
but you should just put that thing back on noww
before i havve a fuckin heart attack

[sicknastiest]

whats this about weird time bullshit
far as i know
i havent fucked with any of your timelines
yet

[elegant_clown]

WoAh
YoU lOsT yOuR mIlK sAcS tOo DaVe? MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS oF tHe StRaNgE kInD.

[sicknastiest]

uh
what

[elegant_clown]

YoUr MoThErFuCkInG tItS.

[She'd poke his chest.]

ThEy WeRe OnE oF NaTuReS mIrAcLeS

[sicknastiest]

well sure
i mean of course they were
my rack would obviously be amazing
if i had one
which apparently i did
in some strange alternate timeline
im not sure how that works

[elegant_clown]

I dOnT mOtHeRfUcKiNg KnOw EiThEr
BuT iTs CoOl If YoUrE aLl Up aNd MoThErFuCkInG mAlE nOw. >;o)

[sicknastiest]

yeah its pretty sweet
maleness and all that
but its uh
its pretty cool that youre a chick and all
and actually a little confusing
im not sure how im supposed to feel about this
but shit
at least you dont want to kill me anymore

[elegant_clown]

KiLl YoU?
NoW tHaT wOuLd Be DuMb DaVe
YoUrE nOt SuPpOsEd To KiLl YoUr KiSmEsIs

[hipsterdouchebag]

oh great
did the fuckin asshole convvention roll into towwn
you can just stay the fuck awway from my timeline
my lifes already dowwn the wwaste disposal enough as it is wwithout you usin your asshole time vvoodoo to fuck it up evven more

[sicknastiest]

calm your apparently nonexistent tits bro
im just saying
whatevers going on here
not my fault

[hipsterdouchebag]

howw nice of you to assume that i was evven talkin about you
coulda been referrin to some other time and space asshat
jegus your opinion of yourself is almost as high as mine and thats sayin somethin

[sicknastiest]

uh
knight of time
crazy time shits kind of my thing bro
i didnt exactly get the sense from your time hero that she liked fucking with timelines much

[hipsterdouchebag]

wwhatevver
my point is
stay awway from my timeline
ivve already gotten enough shit from paradox space as is
dont need you helpin it out any

[sicknastiest]

wouldnt dream of it bro
you seem like youre wound too tight to deal with time shit
requires a guy who can go with the flow

[hipsterdouchebag]

fuckin right

wwait

no fuck you
ill showw you wwound up tight