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[hipsterdouchebag]

look lady
i dont knoww wwhat you think youre fuckin doin
but you and me, wwe aint friends
and i dont care if you think im fuckin adorable
i mean
i am as handsome as someone of my rank and title should vvery wwell be
but
adorable aint a dignified term

so fuckin can it before i troll you to wwithin an inch of your scumbag life

Comments

[hipsterdouchebag]

no
ugh
dont evven
i dont wwant to hear about your depravved interspecies liasons

[sicknastiest]

whatever bro
if youre sure
might help you loosen up though
and its probably the most action youre going to get
no offense

[hipsterdouchebag]

no thanks
i think id rather be forevver alone than get any kinda action from you
im sure itd be pathetic anywway
ivve heard humans havve really inadequate junk

[sicknastiest]

lmao
oh man
you just could not be more wrong about that
dave strider leaves all the ladies satisfied
all the trolls too
satisfaction fucking guaranteed
just ask around

[hipsterdouchebag]

ugh
id rather be trampled by one of zahaks retarded hoofbeasts to be perfectly fuckin honest
wwait
dont evven tell me how many of us youvve despoiled
i dont evven wwanna knoww

[sicknastiest]

hey
the answer is all of you

[hipsterdouchebag]

no
fuck you
youre fuckin lyin
thats disgustin
and wwhats more
you stay the fuck awway from feferi
or ill fuckin strangle you i swwear i wwill

[sicknastiest]

you seriously need to chill dude
take an ice bath
make friends with a glacier
something
i havent even talked to most of you guys
how the hell was i supposed to bang all of you
just
you know
some

[hipsterdouchebag]

wwhich ones

[sicknastiest]

thought you didnt want to know

[hipsterdouchebag]

yeah wwell
curiosity got the catfish

[sicknastiest]

guess

[hipsterdouchebag]

ugh
wwell im sure nitram wwould be dumb enough to fuck you

[sicknastiest]

hey
easy there bro
thats my matesprit youre talking about
a guy might get a little defensive

[hipsterdouchebag]

your
hahahaha
your wwhat
is he seriously that fuckin dense that hes got a human for a matesprit
you gotta be glubbin kiddin me

[sicknastiest]

what did i say bro
besides
still seems like hes doing a lot better than you are
in the romance department

[hipsterdouchebag]

wwhatevver ivve pretty much givven up on quadrants
aint a troll alivve wwants to fill one wwith me
wwhy wwould i force myself on someone like that

[sicknastiest]

listen bro
im about to dispense some wicked advice here
straight from the master himself
count yourself lucky
i should really charge for this kind of thing
but what you need to do
is chill about this shit
nobody likes a desperate douchebag
thats even worse than a normal douchebag