dear_mun | vvoice testin

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vvoice testin

look lady
i dont knoww wwhat you think youre fuckin doin
but you and me, wwe aint friends
and i dont care if you think im fuckin adorable
i mean
i am as handsome as someone of my rank and title should vvery wwell be
but
adorable aint a dignified term

so fuckin can it before i troll you to wwithin an inch of your scumbag life

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uh
knight of time
crazy time shits kind of my thing bro
i didnt exactly get the sense from your time hero that she liked fucking with timelines much

wwhatevver
my point is
stay awway from my timeline
ivve already gotten enough shit from paradox space as is
dont need you helpin it out any

wouldnt dream of it bro
you seem like youre wound too tight to deal with time shit
requires a guy who can go with the flow

fuckin right

wwait

no fuck you
ill showw you wwound up tight

bro
come on
dont even try
i have bad news for you
youre suffering from an incurable syndrome
its called
douchebag disorder

yeah so
the only reason you can evven diagnose me
is because youre a fuckin acute case

nah
im immune to that shit bro
in fact
i might even be the fucking cure

if youre the cure
ill keep my disease thanks

aww come on
thats cold bro
a couple of your troll friends dont seem to mind me so much
if you know what i mean

no
ugh
dont evven
i dont wwant to hear about your depravved interspecies liasons

whatever bro
if youre sure
might help you loosen up though
and its probably the most action youre going to get
no offense

no thanks
i think id rather be forevver alone than get any kinda action from you
im sure itd be pathetic anywway
ivve heard humans havve really inadequate junk

lmao
oh man
you just could not be more wrong about that
dave strider leaves all the ladies satisfied
all the trolls too
satisfaction fucking guaranteed
just ask around

ugh
id rather be trampled by one of zahaks retarded hoofbeasts to be perfectly fuckin honest
wwait
dont evven tell me how many of us youvve despoiled
i dont evven wwanna knoww

hey
the answer is all of you

no
fuck you
youre fuckin lyin
thats disgustin
and wwhats more
you stay the fuck awway from feferi
or ill fuckin strangle you i swwear i wwill

you seriously need to chill dude
take an ice bath
make friends with a glacier
something
i havent even talked to most of you guys
how the hell was i supposed to bang all of you
just
you know
some