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[hipsterdouchebag]

look lady
i dont knoww wwhat you think youre fuckin doin
but you and me, wwe aint friends
and i dont care if you think im fuckin adorable
i mean
i am as handsome as someone of my rank and title should vvery wwell be
but
adorable aint a dignified term

so fuckin can it before i troll you to wwithin an inch of your scumbag life

Comments

[hipsterdouchebag]

for the lovve of fuck stop callin me bro
i aint one a you circus freaks

[He is relieved that she's, ah...secured her assets, though.]

[elegant_clown]

AlRiGhT iT fEeLs MoThErFuCkInG uNnAtUrAl To CaLl YoU bRo AnYwAy, SiS :o)

[hipsterdouchebag]

i aint
your fuckin
bro
or sis
or anythin
i aint nothin to you and youre nothin to me
got it
jegus
wwhat a moron

[elegant_clown]

Aw YoUrE aLl Up AnD mAkInG mE tHiNk AbOuT mY mOiRaIl

[hipsterdouchebag]

vvantas
are you really tellin me i remind you of that lowwblooded shitstain
wwoww okay

[elegant_clown]

YeAh YoUrE bOtH aLl Up AnD aNgRy AlL tHe TiMe

[hipsterdouchebag]

ugh
okay but the difference betwween me and that little pariah is
my rage is dignified
justified evven
its so fuckin obvious

[elegant_clown]

I dOnT kNoW bRo YoU gOt It PrEtTy GoOd In OuR fUn LiTtLe SoCiEtY.
KaRkAtA iS tHe OnE tHaT hAs To ClImB mOtHeRfUcKiNg MoUnTaInS tO gEt To WhErE yOu CaN wAlK tO

[hipsterdouchebag]

so wwhat
is evvery asshole in your shitty game a chick
i mean
not that that doesnt sound ideal from a male standpoint
but jegus

[elegant_clown]

No Uh My MuN bRo SaYs AlL tHe GeNdErS aRe Up AnD sWiTcHeD fRoM wHaT yOuRe UsEd To.
So YoUr LiTtLe EmPrEsS sIs Is A LiTtLe EmPeRoR bRo In mY uNiVeRsE

[hipsterdouchebag]

so wwhat youre sayin is
fefs
a boy
no
that is
evverythin that is wwrong wwith the wworld

[elegant_clown]

WhAtS wRoNg WiTh ThAt?

[hipsterdouchebag]

[Ffffuck.]

fef is supposed to be a girl
thats howw shit is meant to be okay
she aint supposed to be an emperor
shes a fuckin empress
anythin else is just wrong

[elegant_clown]

BuT iN tHaT wOrLd YoUrE a MoThErFuCkInG gIrL sO dOeSnT tHaT bAlAnCe ThInGs?

[hipsterdouchebag]

no okay
just
no
that aint right an i dont care wwhat you say

[elegant_clown]

If YoU sAy So.
YoUd StIlL lOoK gOoD iN yOuR gIrL yOu'S sKiRt ThOuGh.

[hipsterdouchebag]

im sure i did
i look fuckin regal in pretty much evverythin

[elegant_clown]

I dOnT kNoW aBoUt AlL mOtHeRfUcKiNg tHaT
YoU jUsT lOoKeD cUtE

[hipsterdouchebag]

look
i aint cute
majestic maybe
or regal as fuck
but cute is for peons

[elegant_clown]

So YoUrE sAyInG fEf IsNt cUtE?
ThAt DoEsNt SoUnD mOtHeRfUcKiNg RiGhT

[hipsterdouchebag]

no
fef wwas cute as a grub
but noww
shes fuckin
gorgeous
beautiful an shit
an i guess sometimes shes adorable
but thats a wwhole other fuckin ballgame

[elegant_clown]

I gUeSs I'm NoT gOoD aT tHiS wHoLe MiNoR dEtAiL tHiNgS
BuT iF yOu WaNt IlL cAlL yOu MoThErFuCkInG aDoRaBlE iNsTeAd

[hipsterdouchebag]

...okay
wwhatevver
i can livve wwith that i guess

[elegant_clown]

So WhAt HaVe YoU bEeN uP tO hErE mY sEaDwElLiNg BrOtHeR?