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[hipsterdouchebag]

look lady
i dont knoww wwhat you think youre fuckin doin
but you and me, wwe aint friends
and i dont care if you think im fuckin adorable
i mean
i am as handsome as someone of my rank and title should vvery wwell be
but
adorable aint a dignified term

so fuckin can it before i troll you to wwithin an inch of your scumbag life

Comments

[elegant_clown]

WoAh
YoU lOsT yOuR mIlK sAcS tOo DaVe? MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS oF tHe StRaNgE kInD.

[sicknastiest]

uh
what

[elegant_clown]

YoUr MoThErFuCkInG tItS.

[She'd poke his chest.]

ThEy WeRe OnE oF NaTuReS mIrAcLeS

[sicknastiest]

well sure
i mean of course they were
my rack would obviously be amazing
if i had one
which apparently i did
in some strange alternate timeline
im not sure how that works

[elegant_clown]

I dOnT mOtHeRfUcKiNg KnOw EiThEr
BuT iTs CoOl If YoUrE aLl Up aNd MoThErFuCkInG mAlE nOw. >;o)

[sicknastiest]

yeah its pretty sweet
maleness and all that
but its uh
its pretty cool that youre a chick and all
and actually a little confusing
im not sure how im supposed to feel about this
but shit
at least you dont want to kill me anymore

[elegant_clown]

KiLl YoU?
NoW tHaT wOuLd Be DuMb DaVe
YoUrE nOt SuPpOsEd To KiLl YoUr KiSmEsIs

[sicknastiest]

oh
so thats a thing in your universe too
well good to know some things dont change
i guess
and now im picturing female you with female me
worse things have happened

[elegant_clown]

HeH
WeLl YoU aRe MoThErFuCkInG cUtE aS a GiRl
NoT tHaT yOu ArEnT cUtE aS a BrO >;o)

[sicknastiest]

well fuck
dont you go getting me all hot and bothered
unless youre wondering what youre missing
being with girl me instead of the right me

Do you happen to have an AIM?

[elegant_clown]

WeLl My MuN bRo Is SaYiNg SiS yOu WoNt LiKeLy ShOw Up
So UnLeSs YoUr MuN iS aLl Up AnD gOiNg To ChAnGe YoUr GeNdEr Or BrInG hEr HeRe I'm StUcK wItH a DaVe BrO ;o)

I do! It's kuramamama

[sicknastiest]

nah
i think mine is pretty attached to male me
i dont blame her
im pretty sure male me is the best me

[elegant_clown]

I dOnT mOtHeRfUcKiNg KnOw BuT yOu SeEm To Be ThE sAmE eXcEpT fOr YoUr LaCk Of MiLkSaCs

[sicknastiest]

trust me
girl me is lacking a very important bit

[elegant_clown]

I dOnT tHiNk iTs ThAt ImPoRtAnT, sUcH a LitTlE tHiNg :o)

[sicknastiest]

whoa whoa whoa
there are some serious accusations flying around here
baseless shit
and i have it on very good authority
that my bits are seriously impressive

[elegant_clown]

If YoU sAy So "LiTtLe" StRiDeR :o)

threadjack of great clusterfucking awkward ;o)

[honkalypse]

[So guess who's feeling a little jealous watching this. And sister, do not be insulting his kismesis's prowess :o( only he gets to do that.]

dave.
MY MOTHERFUCKING FINE SISTER.
what the motherfuck are we all discussing at each other.
DO MY HEARDUCTS BE ALL DECEIVING AT ME?

<3333

[elegant_clown]

Oh SoRrY bRo GuEsS iM aLl Up AnD mIsSiNg My KisMeSiS :o(

[sicknastiest]

gamz
come on bro
tell this other you how fucking amazing i am in bed
i am under fucking attack here

[honkalypse]

sister, the human's being all right about one thing.
WOULDN'T HAVE NONE BUT THE BEST FOR MY KISMESIS.
even if he is all being a cocky little shit most of the time.
AND I'M ALL KICKING THE UNDERSTANDING OF MISSING A QUADRANT.
but that don't give even such a fine sister as what you be
THE RIGHT TO BE SNIPING AT MINE.

[elegant_clown]

SoRrY bRo IlL bE aLl Up AnD nIcE tO hIm NoW sO yOu DoNt Go ThInKiNg Im TrYiNg To StEaL yOuR kIsMeSiS

[sicknastiest]

hey
it isnt being cocky if youre actually the shit
i am the coolest coolkid
its me

[honkalypse]

the noises what all you make be telling at me otherwise
COOL KID.
but that's all cool sis.
WE'RE ALL CHILL NOW.
if there's no stealing what's going on i'm the chillest motherfucker.
BE ALL WISHING AT FOR YOU TO BE FINDING YOUR KISMESIS SOON, SISTER.
all being unfair and shit you can't get your hate on good.