2014-10-25

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I know, you enjoyed my little adventure. I can assure you, it's no fun. I wouldn't recommend it. Thank you though for letting me out a bit to stretch.
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There was an upd8 and mun is losing his shit

Why are all of the grey idjits freaking out?

Why is the kid in glasses suddenly losing his marbles? Where did the red kid go?

They're all sprouting new scars like alien goddamn stigmata and it's just me, a robotic guy and a couple of zombies sitting in the middle of all of this trying not to get any on us.

...

The hell is an 'upd8' and how do I kill it?

On [S] GAME OVER and other stuff... maybe *Warning: Homestuck spoilers*

 HOLY. SHIT.
I mean... holy shit.

I was gonna complain about you shirking responsibilities to me and to your real life but... DAMN.

Poor kids.
Mun, this'd be the part where I tell you to jump-

[NO.]
It's obvious Hussie's gone off the deep end. Let Homestuck go, and just smother yourself in RWBY again. I mean, I don't know why the hell you think that's good, but it doesn't do... that!

[I have to keep reading. For Dave and Karkat and Kanaya. For Jake and Jane. Even for Gamzee. I've come too far to stop.]

You do know how unhealthy it is to talk about yourself in an RP board, right Mun?

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[personal profile] just2hands2014-10-25 01:18 am
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Alright typist don't get me wrong. I appreciate the fact that you are trying to get me out of my shell, and getting me to talk about my girls and the bake sale coming up is a wonderful way of getting me to actually interact with people outside of the lab. I am grateful, really.

However, that being said; I see the fun that you and that other typist are having at my expense in the tree-house thread that shall not be named; I'm not that young or that innocent. I am simply taking the high road here, and refusing to come down to the level of two pre-teenaged giggling children, laughing at fart and boob jokes.

And yes, that was a comparison.

And as a doctor, I would like to add that next time? You might want to think first before the next 'mosh pit' you decide to play in. For all your actions, you are no longer a teenager. You should perhaps take steps in the future to remember this.
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[personal profile] xerosu2014-10-25 03:55 am
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Why is this fruitcake my muse--

 Oh my my my, mundane, what have we here? You're actually letting me out of the box and onto a new website? Are you sure this is a wise idea? After all, you and I both know that my methods are quite telling. But then again, you've been in quite a mood, what with rewatching all of the anime.

[ A chuckle from the mazoku ensues, wide smile planted firmly in place on his lips. ]

I suppose I'll play along, for now. After all, if you can actually find Lina-tachi on here, I might decide to stay awake for a long period of time. But, just to be clear, you had best stop eyeing my chimera. Go look at that list you put together and do leave the plotting to me.

Hm? Oh, you know the answer to asking me that--

Sore wa hi-mi-tsu desu!

Mun thinks it would be interesting to have him interact with Raven from the Teen Titans cartoon.

You can't be serious. Fine, she's probably one of the few teenagers I'd actually tolerate, and yes, we're both socially awkward, but I don't see how we'd have much in common. I'm an evil megalomaniac on a quest to conquer the world and she's a superhero with some sort of magic powers or something. How does that equal hilarious shenanigans in your head?

Oh, and let's not forget how I'm an adult man and she's a teenage girl. I understand it's just meant to be some kind of innocent bonding thing, but doesn't it strike you as--Stop that! Stop laughing!

*being let out of the box for the first time in a long, long time*

You remembered me! After 2 freakin' years, you actually remembered me! And on a weekend, no less. PERFECT time for a party I might add!

Now if you'd stop plotting about throwing me at all the monsters out there, that'd be just awesome, OKTHANX.
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[personal profile] gestating2014-10-25 07:38 am

'Voice Testing' and mild amusement

krrrt.

sssssssssssss...

hghghgghghghghrrck!


[Yes, there is a metric fuck tonne of silicate goo fountaining from this horrible thing's mouths, and yes, there is an ovipositor large enough to stash an IKEA show room protruding from her bony behind.

A rough translation of her growling hisses might be, 'You, meat-bed: kindly step back from my children until you can be secured to a wall. I'm busy: I have not lain nearly enough eggs yet to deal with the likes of all of you!']

Mun just saw the Upd8.

Are you okay? I don't know what we just watched but that was pretty upsetting and-- OH NO please don't cry! I'm sorry, did I do something? No? Okay, er, do you need a tissue?

[Yes, that would be good, thanks.]

Ah, okay! I'll get you one!
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new muse is new and LOUD

HEEEEEEY, MUUUUN!

[Robin's Chords of Steel echoed around the area, judging from how loud she was, she seemed extra pumped up today.]

Why am I just standing around here?! I have stuff to do! I still have to keep training to be a prosecutor!! I can't just stay here, maaaan!

[...huff puff... Robin quiets down suddenly, adopting a softer look, even smiling coyly.]

Eh heh heh. You know what? Going somewhere sounds F-U-N. Right? C'mon! Let's get to it!

Voicetest - canon is Ai no Kusabi

You haven't reviewed, and this is the only icon?

[Riki sighs, and lights up a cigarette.]

You'd be better off playing my original self. I don't have time for those who behave like greenhorns.

TFLN and muse's inappropriate thoughts.

I can't believe you had me drunk text about grabbing my new boss's ass.

Yes, Dr. Gallagher has a nice ass, but I don't want to be fired before I even start a new job! That's like page one in the sexual harrassment handbook. And do you want his mun to think you're crazy? We're lucky they want to play with us in the first place.

Plus you gave Kelly more to laugh at, like he doesn't have enough.

I hope you're happy. You're terrible.

And my boobs aren't shrinking.

Canon is Destiny

It’s pretty easy to see your problem, kid. You overthink things. As far as I can see, you overthink everything. Even you know that. That’s why you need me, right?

…Come to think of it, that’s probably why you keep implying things about why I act the way I do. Do me a favour, would you? Don’t get wrapped up in that pile of scrap.

Point is, if you see a clear shot, just take it. You’ll make it a hell of a lot easier for me to do my job.

going to [community profile] melodiesoflife Canon: Vampire Game | Character: Selen

So Mun, you're going to toss me up in this ringer here aren't you?

Not that I mind, since I'll get to see my cute son. I'm also worried about your princess' friends, but I am sure they'll be okay without her.

Ishtar's a strong girl after all. I'm more worried about my disoriented son and where he's coming from. A mother's duty you know?

Now, it's a little rude to take me away from Galahad and the twins that she's just given birth to, but I guess with all the fun this place got, I'm ready to play along with you.

Just remember, I don't go easy-- not even you my cute mun.
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voice-test, canon is Gone Girl

You realize - you know that this is a really f*cked up idea, right? It's not like I'll be free of her. It's not that simple. You know that. If you don't know that, you're more of a f*cking idiot than I am. [He'll just be over here, drinking, because his life has just been a series of bad things for a while - what's one more? F*cking idiot-mun.]

new muse! canon Hadaka Shitsuji

Ichinose.....is confused....... Does this....make....Mun Ichinose's Master? Ichinose....doesn't want a new Master....

He already has one....
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[personal profile] lorditover2014-10-25 08:34 pm

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No.

[ He won't have this, mundane. You can't summon him unasked and dare to make demands. You cannot buy him with promises. Not even with being taller. He has power to nurture, an army to build, a world to claim. What can you possibly offer the Overlord? ]

[ Or perhaps there is one thing. ]

Give me my siblings. Then I will hear your
request.