TFLN and muse's inappropriate thoughts.

[privatelives]

I can't believe you had me drunk text about grabbing my new boss's ass.

Yes, Dr. Gallagher has a nice ass, but I don't want to be fired before I even start a new job! That's like page one in the sexual harrassment handbook. And do you want his mun to think you're crazy? We're lucky they want to play with us in the first place.

Plus you gave Kelly more to laugh at, like he doesn't have enough.

I hope you're happy. You're terrible.

And my boobs aren't shrinking.