or maybe your sniffer is just borked again god i keep tellin you to get that shit checked out like i told you all that faygo was going to come back to bite you in the schnoz but its not like anyone ever listens to me or anything im just chopped liver up in here
but haha yeah of course im ok like did you really expect anything less im parading through a field of daisies little hummingbirds are frolicking next to me and chirping merrily in my ear all peep peep motherfuckers and i got a bottle of non alchemized non shitty apple juice so cold my fingers are turning blue its all good im totally alright
[Slight freeze. Shit shit shit. She hasn't interacted with any version of you since... shiiiit. Toothy grin, call up a toothy grin immediately! It's slightly unsteady.]
TH1S ON3 ST4BB3D M3 F1RST 1TS ONLY F41R TO R3TURN TH3 F4VOR >:]
[ Vriska just grins broadly, sharp and mean, floating a foot up in the air with both hands shoved in her pockets. It's fun to mean in a little and stare at the other girl with these ghosty white peepers of hers. Remind her just why she has them. ]
Haha. Yeah, I 8et! 8ecause you'd never sta8 anyone without a gr8 reason, which definitely had nothing to do with personal vendettas or anything like that! Your reason in this instance is definitely perfectly sound. I totally 8elieve it!
I wish you the best of luck in your efforts, my lady. You are certainly going to need it~!
[In this thread- there is a dude dressed in delicious, delicious red from tip to toe, with a smile so unbearably smug it makes Vriska look like Tavros.]
this is getting a little too meta but whatever look where we are and look at what i am its like i was just meant to push the nearest fenestrated wall over but i guess you could say ive got some disagreements with an alt you and beyond that i cant exactly say youve always got the greatest of plans even if youre just complicit in how things turned out anyway so color me suspicious (thats the real reason im orange fyi)
id be the 1 who didnt get some lethal wound other than the batterbitch fuckin kill stealer but mebe i can get the ring then thatd solve most of the problems roxy lalonde guessin youre 1 of the trolls who pestered the guardiankids john told me bout the clusterfuck
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GOD
3V3RYTH1NGS GON3 WRONG 1TS 4WFUL
1...
1 R34LLY HOP3 NOT US1NG MY POW3RS D1DNT C4US3 TH1S
FUCK
31TH3R W4Y 1M GONN4 ST4B TH3 SH1T OUTT4 H3R
SH3 D1D TH1S
4LL OF 1T
SOM3HOW
...YOUR3 4LR1GHT R1GHT D4V3?
1 LOST TR4CK OF YOUR SC3NT SOM3T1M3 DUR1NG TH3 F1GHT
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god i keep tellin you to get that shit checked out
like i told you all that faygo was going to come back to bite you in the schnoz
but its not like anyone ever listens to me or anything
im just chopped liver up in here
but haha yeah of course im ok
like did you really expect anything less
im parading through a field of daisies
little hummingbirds are frolicking next to me and chirping merrily in my ear
all peep peep motherfuckers
and i got a bottle of non alchemized non shitty apple juice so cold my fingers are turning blue
its all good
im totally alright
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D4V3 1F YOUR3 D34D TOO 1 W1LL HUNT DOWN YOUR GHOST 4ND K1CK YOU
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omg Homestuck quirks on a phone is painful
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Sta88ing more people in the 8ack, Terezi?
Color me shocked!
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TH1S ON3 ST4BB3D M3 F1RST 1TS ONLY F41R TO R3TURN TH3 F4VOR >:]
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Haha. Yeah, I 8et! 8ecause you'd never sta8 anyone without a gr8 reason, which definitely had nothing to do with personal vendettas or anything like that!
Your reason in this instance is definitely perfectly sound.
I totally 8elieve it!
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4LMOST COMPL3T3LY
...
[The grin falters, then snaps.]
2/2
1
FUCK
1
...FUCK
[Her shoulders slump.]
1T W4SNT WORTH 1T
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1/2
2/2
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Im Confident You Have The Time
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Uh
Actually Maybe I Dont Want To Know About Them Yet
Its Not Like Focusing On That Will Help Immediately
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TH3R3S 4 LOT H4PP3N1NG 4LL 4T ONC3
4LSO 1TS G3TT1NG 4 B1T H4RD TO SM3LL MY SURROUND1NGS, WH4T W1TH 4LL TH3 BLOOD R1GHT UND3R MY SN1FFNOD3
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[In this thread- there is a dude dressed in delicious, delicious red from tip to toe, with a smile so unbearably smug it makes Vriska look like Tavros.]
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TH4NKS FOR J1NX1NG 1T, MR CH3RRY CRU3L 41D
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but i actually got to root for you in this scenario
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D1D W3 H4V3 4 D1S4GR33M3NT 1M NOT 4W4R3 OF, MR OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3 >:?
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and look at what i am its like i was just meant to push the nearest fenestrated wall over
but i guess you could say ive got some disagreements with an alt you
and beyond that i cant exactly say youve always got the greatest of plans even if youre just complicit in how things turned out anyway
so color me suspicious
(thats the real reason im orange fyi)
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BUT
Y34H MY PL4NS 4R3 PR3TTY SH1T
1 M34N LOOK 4T TH1S L4ST ON3
1 W4S SUPPOS3D TO PUN1SH G4MZ33 FOR B31NG 4WFUL 4ND 1NST34D 1 JUST G3T MY 4SS H4ND3D TO M3 4ND P3OPL3 K1LL3D
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WH4T W4S 1 3V3N DO1NG TO G4MZ33
...SO TH4TS TH3 COLOR OF SUSP1C1ON, HUH
SM3LLS D3L1C1OUS
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stab all the bitches
fuckin sick of all of them at this point
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H3R 1MP3R1OUS COND3SC3NS1ON 1S 4 K1LL ST34L3R >:[
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YOUR COTTON C4NDY T3XT 1S D3L1C1OUS
MY P4NS 4 L1TTL3 MUDDL3D R1GHT NOW BUT 1 TH1NK 1D R3M3MB3R R34D1NG COTTON C4NDY
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other than the batterbitch
fuckin kill stealer
but mebe i can get the ring then
thatd solve most of the problems
roxy lalonde
guessin youre 1 of the trolls who pestered the guardiankids
john told me bout the clusterfuck
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