Voice Test

[godlyornament]

Should I thank you or curse you? You have freed me from Zeus's garden, but isn't this just another prison? Do you want me to play by your rules too?

I won't. Even if you say you're lonely, I don't care.

[Someone is a little upset that he was freed from the gods.]

RE: mun wanting more cast mates, Canon is Pacific Rim, Game is capitalh

[kaijugrrroupie]

Woah, dude, stop. You seriously need to stop asking around for those guys. I got this place all set up just how I like it! I don't need Hermann coming in here and wrecking it with his old man clothes and his snooty stupid face. Like Hermann could get into CONDOR anyway, they don't hire Math nerds, they only hire rockstars. Heh.

And hey! I need a Chau like I need a freaking hole in the head, lady! If you seriously try and get that pinestripe one-eyed bitch into my little corner of LA I'm not gonna talk to you for like a week. I'm not kidding!! I don't even care if he could hook me up with some fresh specimens!! I'm putting a veto on that!

... Okay, maybe I care a little. But not enough to get threatened by the Chinese mafia again.


--Also, do yourself a favor and watch the goddamn copy of the original Godzilla you have? I'm kinda insulted you haven't even tried yet. Not cool, man. Not cool. The newer ones can't live up to the Japanese version, okay?!

homeless & throwing a tantrum about being ignored (some War Crimes spoilers in comments)

[unaffiliated]

Congratulations, mundane, on the extraordinary achievement that is your soon-to-be second legendary cloak! Why, it is almost as if you haven't been meaninglessly squandering these past several months on more trivial pursuits.

I would salute you, but my capacity for sarcasm is all but exhausted. Truly, mundane, you have been living up to your title, haven't you? I haven't even gotten started on your astonishing lack of interest in acquiring what should have been your favorite summer reading material. That book came out how many months ago now? And yet you have done nothing. Is trying my patience the only form of entertainment your pitiful mind can devise?

I do not accept your excuse that this is "compensation" for the fact that certain dialogue responses are no longer available in your "game." How many times must I say "you do not want to make it onto my list" before the message sinks in?

There is the remaining grievance regarding your appalling lack of progress in obtaining a certain pair of daggers, but I feel I've rather made my point. Do not disappoint me again.

on maybe-apping-somewhere-maybe-not

[magaleta]

Ah! Miss, miss is this true then? An application? Will there be vast fields like the ones I used to roam with my party? Do you think Seyren will be there too?





Do you think... You could bring me in before I died? Or just not as a ghost? I don't want to get angry unless Wolfchev shows up.

On possibly sending her over to omegafriends

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Me?

A superhero?

[Saft blinks at her mun, a little gone out because what.]

You do realize how far-fetched that sounds right?

death knights now, death knights tomorrow, death knights forever

[gorefiend]

( Warlords of Draenor beta minor spoilers )

incoming pjos @ eachdraidh

[oursavinggrace]

 Chill. I get that you're excited about those reserves and all -- seriously, I'm pretty pumped too -- but you should really tone it down a little. Even if applications open in two days, you're still gonna have to wait for maybe a week for some things to get processed. Just go back to distracting yourself with Pokemon or something until everyone actually shows up, and then you can start screaming about it again.

On two and a half years as an LCW

[true_noir]

You know, I've tolerated your little perversions for quite a while now. You seem to think I can handle almost anything you throw at me. In two years, though, it would have been nice to at least talk with her once or twice. I think I could tolerate that blond twit even.

It's become harder to remember Corsica with the passage of years. You do realize that even girls like me get homesick now and again.

voice testing, be gentle

[very_elaborate]

This user name supposed to be some kinda joke? 'cause it ain't very funny.

Anyway, you gonna let me go with Naoto or not? I know, I know, Naoto can handle a crisis, but... I don't like the sound of that place. They get even more messed-up shit than the TV world. Couldn't hurt to have some backup there, you know?

canon: grisaia no kajitsu

[9029]

I don't really give a rat's ass whether or not you drag me around, but JB won't let me hear the end of it if you do so I'm going to have to decline here.

...Not that I'm not used to not having a choice in the matter or anything.

Canon is Rookie Blue. Spoilers possible in comments.

[nolongerarookie]

I don't see anything wrong with me taking a vacation. There's no new episode this week so there's nothing it's messing up. You can just say I took a week off to Europe before going to this stupid hearing.

It's not Costa Rica, but Europe's nice. And I have a friend there, so I'll be safe and definitely not bored. Besides, it's not any more non-canon than when you let me go to Hawaii. Or Las Vegas. Same difference.

And if I go to Europe, I might get to punch somebody, which I really want to do right now.

(no subject)

[allgreektome]

Mhh? I was napping...

You have to seek answers out on your own. I can't tell you what to think...

Relaxing might help....and some patience. Things may change tomorrow.

Can I go back to sleep now?

On existing...again.

[amelioraate]

[he is somewhere between annoyance and amusement at this point, really.]

I'm back? Well isn't that-- exciting? Should I call it exciting or is it just masochistic at this point for you? I mean, not that I really care or anything but.. well I kind of do. I know that no good can come of you being masochistic.

[there's a pause, almost like he is afraid to voice his next thought.

almost, because he really isn't and it really isn't like him to think before he speaks anyway.]

Are you going to kill me again this time? Or can I safely assume you might actually stick to-- who am I kidding, this is going to be a disaster isn't it?

Perfect, bring me the brandy.

Still in canon review but decided to throw him out

[eyecontract]

[If there was a limit to how uninterested someone could manage to look, Ciel may have broken it.]

It's true that I enjoy games but only if they're interesting. There's nothing about this that suggests it would be.

You're still putting me here? [His eyes close, which at least breaks the look for the moment.] You really are as bothersome as a barking dog.

freaking out because reasons [canon: gangsta.]

[bastardo]

Hey, hey, sweetheart! Calm down. I know you're excited about the anime announcement, believe me, I am too!

Just, if you're gonna play with me, don't leave me hangin', alright?

You're lucky you're cute, or I may have gotten mad that you abandoned me last time... ah, who am I kidding? I can't resist a dame calling on me.

horrible shenanigans

[mybackstory]

Now see here, there ain't any reason at all to involve me further in these plottin' little thoughts of yours. None. I'm involved enough as it is in this horrible mess you kicked off, and just because you're havin' issues with the other poor folks you got doesn't mean you gotta shove more onto me. You got stuff waitin' on you, go do it. Worry about some sorta resolution when you can talk to those encouragin' friends of yours, not now just because it was brought up earlier-

I'm not trying to tell you to torture them other folks with me in my place, will you stop it.

What happened to the days when I could win with you? You're gettin' worse than her.

Canon is Strike Back. Voice testing.

[voiceinyourear]

Just because my job is to talk into Scott and Stonebridge's ears doesn't mean I want to fraternize with the whole Internet.

Then again, if Scott's here like you say he is, he'll probably need someone to tell him what not to say. Can't very well leave him to hang himself, can I?

Carry on. But the moment you put me in a 'meme,' I'm going back to the crib.

on her situation in game;

[secretsymphony]

You know, I'm usually a busy person. I don't like to be idle.

Do more with me already!

(no subject)

[theothermacleod]

I don't believe this.

You already have other people to worry about. We both do. Now you're letting these people rope you in because they mentioned my name. I'm through with games--and, yes, I know you know what I'm talking about, so don't give me that wide-eyed act either. This isn't a good idea and you know it.

I'm going back to Paris.

Canon is Snowpiercer

[not_extinct]

( Spoilers under here )

No, Buffy. This is not made to order.

[her_gift]

It's cute how you think I'm listening. ( She couldn't look less into it. The usually energetic and on-target Buffy is lounging on a big, comfy couch. ) Some juice would be nice. There's a smoothie place close by that isn't so bad.

I'd like... ( Thinking, thinking - no really, this is a serious decision - thinking some more... ) Strawberry, bananas, apple juice annnd...

Maybe some honey on top?